the downfall of Aphopis
by bee
Disclaimer: this is not mine! I own nothing!
Spoliers: NONE this fic is just random madness!
well thanx kt-chan she is my co-writer and you have her to thank for this random madness as she is the expert on stargate!
It was mayhem with a capital m at base the gaou'ld were attacking through the stargate with the sg1 team stuck on the other side held back from crossing through by Aphopis.
'Where the Hell are sg1 they should of been back by now?' shouted General hamond tearing into the technitians room 'they should have been back an hour ago!'
'Sir sg1's signal is coming through the gate but its very weak, we think they may have been trapped by the gaou'ld army!'
meanwhile on the other side..... (not that otherside!)
'Damn it Carter! we need more ammo!' hollered the Jack
'We're out sir! all we have left is a knife, a tommy gun a bazuka and a peice of very old cheese'
O'neil rolled his eyes this was a peacefull planet they sai no people no signs of habitation and no naqhudah(sp?) either and this us when Aphopis chooses to attack.
Just Great and now they were going to fight him with out of date dairy products! could this mission get any worse?
It got worse.
Aphopis appeared in front of him shaking with manical laughter on the small plateau they were on and gripped his shoulders grinning. But Jack wasn't taking any of that
'Now teal'c throw the knife!' and saying so spun the "God" round to face the oncoming blade. But Aphopis turned round and just grinned intoning
'Time to die O'neil'
'Carter the tommy gun!' and with that he was forced to wath in horrified fascination as the Evil One shook with the blows of the bullets.
Jack could'nt believe it he was still alive!
'Why won't you die?' he heard himself asking angrily was this guy indestructable or something?? but he swore it was just a regular human body....
'Daniel Do Something!' he heard the major shout as he was pushe towards the edge and could feel the updraught on his neck.
THat was when everyone heard the inhuman scream and watched as Dr Daniel Jackson investigator of ancient artifacts (A.N.rocks ^_^) whipped a huge rocket launcher out of hammerspace aimed and fired all in a space of just a few seconds.
Aphopis blinked as he was swept over the brink with a rocket now sticking through his chest he grinned at jack *at least he's going with me* he thought and said aloud
'this time you will DIE O'neil!'
'Why won't you die?' Jack repeated angrily shouting this time. manouvreing himself so aphopis would land first and he would land on top of him he caught Aphopis shouting at him
'The fall will kill us both O'neil!!!!'
and with that they landed Jack amazingly getting up staight away and waiting for the rest of sg1 to join him before stealing a veichle and speeding towards the gates and diving through miraculously unharmed despite the energy blasts being fired their way.
The next day.....
Sam walks out of her quarters and finds Daniel meaning to ask him a few questions. she does and asks him just how he managed the stunt with the rocket launcher the other day in response to this a huge bead of sweat forms on the side of his head and he places his right hand behind his head and his left hand on his hip and laughs nervously
'Just something i saw on tv' he replies and stares amazed as sam fall over on the floor
'Sam... are you okay?.... you really should watsh it when it says the floors wet....'
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