4 go mad on gaea- Part one how Ariel met SG1
Disclaimer : like i could ever own the sg1 team the stargate and the cheyenne mountain base pulease!
Spoilers:again none unless u watch escaflowne and have not seen the end of it u may want to turn away now.
for any one else escaflowne is an anime cartoon where a boy called van who's a king has a huge robot that can change into a dragon and is helped by a knight called allen a princess called milerene and a cat girl called merl, they live on a planet called gaea. he has a huge crush on a girl called hitomi kanzaki who's from earth. all else will be revealed in the fic!
After the little escapde on their last mission the rest of the sg1 team had been cautious around daniel and firearms. but their next "quest" was fast approaching they were, in fact, just about to go through the stargate although they didn't know what the parachutes were for.
General Hammond had been sketchy with the details just telling them that they would have to count to ten then pull.
'Ready campers?' asked the colonnel surveying his friends 'then lets go'
as they felt the familiar rollercoaster ride through the stargate rush past them three of them wondered the same thing, whilst the fourth pondered what a bap was, why did they sell baps in packs of ten and hot dogs in cans of eight????
Then they hit the air each counting to ten before they opened their parachutes and came floating down in a world that was remarkably like that of earth apart from the two moons hanging in the sky one of which seemed vaugley familliar........
THen they hit reality with a bang... actually it was more of a muffled thud and had some cursing thrown in on O'Niels behalf. teal'c glanced around affirming that no goa'uld had ever been here.
They were at the edge of an ocean and were very suprised when a wave rose above the rest revealing a very pretty girls head staring at them. Her eyes were twice the size of her race and deep blue set deep in her face which was framed by flame red hair a small crab sat on her shoulder.
before anyone could comment they were all hauled under the water by huge octopus arms and found them selves in oxygen bubbles.
At that point they all heard the beginnings of a song that was very familliar to sam....
The seaweed is always
greener in somebody
else's bay
'Uh-oh... sir...'
you dream about going up there
that is a big mistake
'I really think we should leave...'
just look at the world around you
right here on the ocean floor
such wonderful things around you
what more is you looking for
'Interesting O'Niel i did not know that crustaceans were able to sing'
'.... there not' both gazed at the little red crab singing his heat out on a rock. then grimaced as Daniel was dragged away on a school of fish beating the sides of his bubble.
under the sea
under the sea
darling, it's better down where it's
wetter
take it form me
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help me jack!' was heard from daniel as the mermaid he now realised swam up to him pressing her hands to the bubble.
up on the shore they work all day
out in the sun they slave away
while we devoting full time to floating
under the sea
'Sir this is from a childrens film at home! its not real!'
'Do you think its an alternate reality then Carter?' he asked as the mermaid now began to dance with daniel.
'Possibly sir'
down here all the fish is happy
as off through the waves they roll
the fish on the land ain't happy
they sad cause they on the bowl
'You know suthin' Carter? i could really go for some sushi now'
but fish in the bowl is lucky
they in for a worser fate
one day when the boss get hungry
guess who's gonna be on the plate
what? No! Under the sea
the crab glared at them for interupting his son but carried on whilst teal'c began to manouver his bubble nearer to daniels with a determined look on his face.
under the sea
nobody beat us, fry us,
and eat us in fricassee
we what the land folks loves to cook
under the sea we off the hook
we got no troubles, life is the bubbles
under the sea, under the sea
'mmmmh,fricasseed fish' smiled O'Niel leering at the mermaid who had now swam over to him
under the sea, under the sea
since life is sweet here, we got it beat
here naturally, naturally
e-e-even the sturgeon and the ray
they get the urge and start to play
we got the spirit, you got to hear it
under the sea
'Sg1's eyes bugged out as the assortment of fish pulled out instruments from nowhere just like daniel had and began to play them perfectly with there fins....
the newt play the flute, the carp play the harp
the plaice play the bass, and they sounding sharp
the bass play the brass, the chub play the tub
the fluke is the duke of soul yeah.
the ray, he can play, the ling's on the strings
the trout rocking out, the black fish, he sings
the snelt and the sprat, they know where it's at
and, oh, that blowfish blow.
ah-hah
'i am now very, very scared' announced sam ' this is just like cassandras video of the little mermaid same characters song setting...' her voice trailed off her eyes were so huge they had begun to rival the half girl half fish thingys eyes.
yeah, under the sea
under the sea, under the sea
when the sardine begin the beguine
it's music to me
what do they got, a lotta sand
we got a hot crustacean band
each little clam here, know how to jam here
'mmmhh, clam chowder....' jacks eyes grew hungry.
under the sea
each little slug here, know how to wail here
that's why it's hotter under the water
we in luck here, down in the muck here
under the sea
at that point every fish scattered doing what fish usually no rather to nochalantly for sg1's liking.
Ariel?
oh, somebody's got to... nail that girl's
fins to the floor
At that point SG1 were thrown out of the water and landed safe, dry and very very stunned on the beach
'WHat the hell just happened here?' demanded Jack
Sam and Daniel gazed at him whilst teal'c replied
'We were dragged into the sea imprisoned in bubbles of oxygen and sung to by a horde of sea dwelling creatures, O'Neil'
'thats just what i thought....'
'colonnel?' piped up Carter 'its about to get worse....' and with that pointed to the sky where there seemed to be a floating fortress.....
'oh cr...'
i know i promised but i couldn't resist muwhahahahaha this time thank anyone who reviewed it only eggs me on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cackles maddly*
bee
Disclaimer : like i could ever own the sg1 team the stargate and the cheyenne mountain base pulease!
Spoilers:again none unless u watch escaflowne and have not seen the end of it u may want to turn away now.
for any one else escaflowne is an anime cartoon where a boy called van who's a king has a huge robot that can change into a dragon and is helped by a knight called allen a princess called milerene and a cat girl called merl, they live on a planet called gaea. he has a huge crush on a girl called hitomi kanzaki who's from earth. all else will be revealed in the fic!
After the little escapde on their last mission the rest of the sg1 team had been cautious around daniel and firearms. but their next "quest" was fast approaching they were, in fact, just about to go through the stargate although they didn't know what the parachutes were for.
General Hammond had been sketchy with the details just telling them that they would have to count to ten then pull.
'Ready campers?' asked the colonnel surveying his friends 'then lets go'
as they felt the familiar rollercoaster ride through the stargate rush past them three of them wondered the same thing, whilst the fourth pondered what a bap was, why did they sell baps in packs of ten and hot dogs in cans of eight????
Then they hit the air each counting to ten before they opened their parachutes and came floating down in a world that was remarkably like that of earth apart from the two moons hanging in the sky one of which seemed vaugley familliar........
THen they hit reality with a bang... actually it was more of a muffled thud and had some cursing thrown in on O'Niels behalf. teal'c glanced around affirming that no goa'uld had ever been here.
They were at the edge of an ocean and were very suprised when a wave rose above the rest revealing a very pretty girls head staring at them. Her eyes were twice the size of her race and deep blue set deep in her face which was framed by flame red hair a small crab sat on her shoulder.
before anyone could comment they were all hauled under the water by huge octopus arms and found them selves in oxygen bubbles.
At that point they all heard the beginnings of a song that was very familliar to sam....
The seaweed is always
greener in somebody
else's bay
'Uh-oh... sir...'
you dream about going up there
that is a big mistake
'I really think we should leave...'
just look at the world around you
right here on the ocean floor
such wonderful things around you
what more is you looking for
'Interesting O'Niel i did not know that crustaceans were able to sing'
'.... there not' both gazed at the little red crab singing his heat out on a rock. then grimaced as Daniel was dragged away on a school of fish beating the sides of his bubble.
under the sea
under the sea
darling, it's better down where it's
wetter
take it form me
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help me jack!' was heard from daniel as the mermaid he now realised swam up to him pressing her hands to the bubble.
up on the shore they work all day
out in the sun they slave away
while we devoting full time to floating
under the sea
'Sir this is from a childrens film at home! its not real!'
'Do you think its an alternate reality then Carter?' he asked as the mermaid now began to dance with daniel.
'Possibly sir'
down here all the fish is happy
as off through the waves they roll
the fish on the land ain't happy
they sad cause they on the bowl
'You know suthin' Carter? i could really go for some sushi now'
but fish in the bowl is lucky
they in for a worser fate
one day when the boss get hungry
guess who's gonna be on the plate
what? No! Under the sea
the crab glared at them for interupting his son but carried on whilst teal'c began to manouver his bubble nearer to daniels with a determined look on his face.
under the sea
nobody beat us, fry us,
and eat us in fricassee
we what the land folks loves to cook
under the sea we off the hook
we got no troubles, life is the bubbles
under the sea, under the sea
'mmmmh,fricasseed fish' smiled O'Niel leering at the mermaid who had now swam over to him
under the sea, under the sea
since life is sweet here, we got it beat
here naturally, naturally
e-e-even the sturgeon and the ray
they get the urge and start to play
we got the spirit, you got to hear it
under the sea
'Sg1's eyes bugged out as the assortment of fish pulled out instruments from nowhere just like daniel had and began to play them perfectly with there fins....
the newt play the flute, the carp play the harp
the plaice play the bass, and they sounding sharp
the bass play the brass, the chub play the tub
the fluke is the duke of soul yeah.
the ray, he can play, the ling's on the strings
the trout rocking out, the black fish, he sings
the snelt and the sprat, they know where it's at
and, oh, that blowfish blow.
ah-hah
'i am now very, very scared' announced sam ' this is just like cassandras video of the little mermaid same characters song setting...' her voice trailed off her eyes were so huge they had begun to rival the half girl half fish thingys eyes.
yeah, under the sea
under the sea, under the sea
when the sardine begin the beguine
it's music to me
what do they got, a lotta sand
we got a hot crustacean band
each little clam here, know how to jam here
'mmmhh, clam chowder....' jacks eyes grew hungry.
under the sea
each little slug here, know how to wail here
that's why it's hotter under the water
we in luck here, down in the muck here
under the sea
at that point every fish scattered doing what fish usually no rather to nochalantly for sg1's liking.
Ariel?
oh, somebody's got to... nail that girl's
fins to the floor
At that point SG1 were thrown out of the water and landed safe, dry and very very stunned on the beach
'WHat the hell just happened here?' demanded Jack
Sam and Daniel gazed at him whilst teal'c replied
'We were dragged into the sea imprisoned in bubbles of oxygen and sung to by a horde of sea dwelling creatures, O'Neil'
'thats just what i thought....'
'colonnel?' piped up Carter 'its about to get worse....' and with that pointed to the sky where there seemed to be a floating fortress.....
'oh cr...'
i know i promised but i couldn't resist muwhahahahaha this time thank anyone who reviewed it only eggs me on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cackles maddly*
bee