Man, those nick jerks are getting sloppy. Though I DID crack up as always when Dib says "It wasn't me." after taking Zim's picture LOL!
Sorry this is so short, but I JUST couldn't think of an ending for the LONGEST time!
Disclaimer: me no owns stuff dat cool
Zim arrived at skool in costume. It was a very predictable costume, but he was quite proud of that fact. (A/N: It's one of those "Penuts"-type "ghost" costumes. Y'know, the white sheet with eyeholes?) He walked up the steps, pushing a classmate out of the way. She was wearing a red dress with hand-painted yellow flames on the bottom, and had sprayed her hair red and gold, then gelled it up so it looked like fire. "Owch!" said CryingChild. (A/N: Mwah ha ha!) Entering the classroom, he noted that it was disturbingly similar to the way it looked on parent-teacher night, save a few orange and black streamers thrown liberally about. He took a cup of punch, and sniffed it suspiciously. He sipped it, and did not react unpleasently. This wasn't so bad.
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Across the room from him, Dib was on one of his usual rants.
"See Gaz, he's drinking the punch, which means he likes the punch, which means he'll probably get MORE punch." Gaz seemed unimpressed at this partucular bit of logic. Dib continued unabated. "So, when he drinks the punch AFTER I've put this special sleeping soluition in it," he indicated a little bottle with a dark blue liquid in it, "he'll fall asleep, then I can remove his disguse and turn him in! And then I'll get medals and honors, maybe a national holiday..." "What'll happen to the OTHER kids who drink the punch?" Gaz asked.
Dib paused for a moment considering this. He stared at the bottle in his hand, then threw it over his shoulder.
"Okay, new plan..."
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"I've never been to a party before." Zim whirled around at the unfamilar voice. Standing behind him was a human girl dressed as a mummy. She had three pigtails that seemed to stick out radomly and braces on her freakishly huge teeth. She continued. "I mean once someone threw one for a squirel or something, but it never really worked out..." "Yes, yes, that's facinating." Zim said, clearly not paying attention. He normally wouldn't even feign token intrest, but he knew he would have to now, or the other kids would get suspicious. He gritted his teeth. This was going to be one long hour.
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"That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard." said Gaz. "Whaddaya mean?" asked Dib, "It's a GREAT plan!" (A/N: I just want you all to know that I had the most FRUSTRATING writer's block right here. In fact, I had all this written for DAYS before I put up the first chapter. ) Dib continued talking, unaware of Gaz walking away as he spoke. "See, Zim's talking to Gretchen now, and so he distracted, see? So, now I have the perfect oppertunity to sneak up behind him and... do stuff... that he won't like. See?" Dib turned around and noticed Gaz was gone. He looked dejected. "Well *I* think it's a good plan."
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Zim was slowly edging away from the babling human, keeping an eye out for Dib as he did so. He spotted him sneaking around a cluster of students. "Probably trying to sneak up on me and... do stuff... that I won't like." He muttered. He pretended to be intrested in Gretchen's monolouge for a few minutes, then, as he heard Dib just behind him, he turned and lept at him.
Unfortunatly, the noise he heard hadn't been Dib at all, but Miss Bitters. He screamed as he tried to veer away from the snakelike creature in midair, and collided with her sideways. Dib stood nearby laughing until the devil teacher, thrown off balance by the colision, tetered over onto him. For a few minutes the three of them thrashed around, then, as the dust cleared, Mrs. Bitters was seen holding one in each hand. Zim's costume had fallen off, but his disguise was still on. Dib's "cape" had also fallen. Neither of them looked happy. Miss Bitter's strode angrily out of the classroom, pausing only to announce that the party was over, and anyone not in their seats when she returned would be forced to write a 1,000 word essay. The skoolchildren looked around helplessly as there were no seats whatsoever in the room.
Miss Bitters walked down the progressivly narrowing hallway, to a 3X3 ft door marked "detention." She then tossed the to boys into a room with about 3 cubic ft of space in it. She then slammed the door shut, leaving them in pitch darkness. "I'll be back to let you out in ten days." She said.
From inside the small room, the sound of fighting is heard.
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Ooo! Ooo! Guess what??? I learnded something just after finishing this fic. There's gonna be a REAL halloween episode of Zim! (On Halloween, duh.) Here's the discription, according to Planet Irth:
"16 A/B "HALLOWEEN SPECTACTULAR OF SPOOKY DOOM" (Three guesses when this will be shown) Experimenting with alternate dimensions, Dib gets stuck in a spooky world created by his own imagination. The monsters inhabiting this alternate reality want to leave but the only way to do so is to go through Dib's head. Dib recruits ZIM to find a way back to reality. In this episode, "Nightmare Bitters" will make her appearance. "
Kewl huh?
Sorry this is so short, but I JUST couldn't think of an ending for the LONGEST time!
Disclaimer: me no owns stuff dat cool
Zim arrived at skool in costume. It was a very predictable costume, but he was quite proud of that fact. (A/N: It's one of those "Penuts"-type "ghost" costumes. Y'know, the white sheet with eyeholes?) He walked up the steps, pushing a classmate out of the way. She was wearing a red dress with hand-painted yellow flames on the bottom, and had sprayed her hair red and gold, then gelled it up so it looked like fire. "Owch!" said CryingChild. (A/N: Mwah ha ha!) Entering the classroom, he noted that it was disturbingly similar to the way it looked on parent-teacher night, save a few orange and black streamers thrown liberally about. He took a cup of punch, and sniffed it suspiciously. He sipped it, and did not react unpleasently. This wasn't so bad.
-----
Across the room from him, Dib was on one of his usual rants.
"See Gaz, he's drinking the punch, which means he likes the punch, which means he'll probably get MORE punch." Gaz seemed unimpressed at this partucular bit of logic. Dib continued unabated. "So, when he drinks the punch AFTER I've put this special sleeping soluition in it," he indicated a little bottle with a dark blue liquid in it, "he'll fall asleep, then I can remove his disguse and turn him in! And then I'll get medals and honors, maybe a national holiday..." "What'll happen to the OTHER kids who drink the punch?" Gaz asked.
Dib paused for a moment considering this. He stared at the bottle in his hand, then threw it over his shoulder.
"Okay, new plan..."
-----
"I've never been to a party before." Zim whirled around at the unfamilar voice. Standing behind him was a human girl dressed as a mummy. She had three pigtails that seemed to stick out radomly and braces on her freakishly huge teeth. She continued. "I mean once someone threw one for a squirel or something, but it never really worked out..." "Yes, yes, that's facinating." Zim said, clearly not paying attention. He normally wouldn't even feign token intrest, but he knew he would have to now, or the other kids would get suspicious. He gritted his teeth. This was going to be one long hour.
-----
"That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard." said Gaz. "Whaddaya mean?" asked Dib, "It's a GREAT plan!" (A/N: I just want you all to know that I had the most FRUSTRATING writer's block right here. In fact, I had all this written for DAYS before I put up the first chapter. ) Dib continued talking, unaware of Gaz walking away as he spoke. "See, Zim's talking to Gretchen now, and so he distracted, see? So, now I have the perfect oppertunity to sneak up behind him and... do stuff... that he won't like. See?" Dib turned around and noticed Gaz was gone. He looked dejected. "Well *I* think it's a good plan."
-----
Zim was slowly edging away from the babling human, keeping an eye out for Dib as he did so. He spotted him sneaking around a cluster of students. "Probably trying to sneak up on me and... do stuff... that I won't like." He muttered. He pretended to be intrested in Gretchen's monolouge for a few minutes, then, as he heard Dib just behind him, he turned and lept at him.
Unfortunatly, the noise he heard hadn't been Dib at all, but Miss Bitters. He screamed as he tried to veer away from the snakelike creature in midair, and collided with her sideways. Dib stood nearby laughing until the devil teacher, thrown off balance by the colision, tetered over onto him. For a few minutes the three of them thrashed around, then, as the dust cleared, Mrs. Bitters was seen holding one in each hand. Zim's costume had fallen off, but his disguise was still on. Dib's "cape" had also fallen. Neither of them looked happy. Miss Bitter's strode angrily out of the classroom, pausing only to announce that the party was over, and anyone not in their seats when she returned would be forced to write a 1,000 word essay. The skoolchildren looked around helplessly as there were no seats whatsoever in the room.
Miss Bitters walked down the progressivly narrowing hallway, to a 3X3 ft door marked "detention." She then tossed the to boys into a room with about 3 cubic ft of space in it. She then slammed the door shut, leaving them in pitch darkness. "I'll be back to let you out in ten days." She said.
From inside the small room, the sound of fighting is heard.
----
Ooo! Ooo! Guess what??? I learnded something just after finishing this fic. There's gonna be a REAL halloween episode of Zim! (On Halloween, duh.) Here's the discription, according to Planet Irth:
"16 A/B "HALLOWEEN SPECTACTULAR OF SPOOKY DOOM" (Three guesses when this will be shown) Experimenting with alternate dimensions, Dib gets stuck in a spooky world created by his own imagination. The monsters inhabiting this alternate reality want to leave but the only way to do so is to go through Dib's head. Dib recruits ZIM to find a way back to reality. In this episode, "Nightmare Bitters" will make her appearance. "
Kewl huh?