Chapter Two – Trolls…and nails
on a chalkboard…? Wait! That's my singing!
~Because of VG's
little dimensional trip, a few trolls have been spotted around Wutai. Naturally
Yuffie is busy fighting the things…Uh-oh…~
Yuffie: Where'd these things
COME FROM?!?
Author: The Warhammer World!
Yuffie (getting smacked on
the head by a wooden club): YEOW!! Warhammer?! You brought THAT game into this
too?!
Author (singing): Oh, we ain't
got a barrel of MOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEYYY!!! We may look ragged and FUUNNNNYYYY!!
But we're travellin' on, singin' our song, side by SIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!
Trolls: ACCK!! (Faints)
Yuffie: I'll say! (Runs away
screaming and holding her now-bleeding ears)
Author: What? My singing isn't
THAT bad is it?
~Cut back to Midgar~
~VG is FINALLY rid of that
horny dog! He scratches his butt and looks around~
VG: Why am I still called 'VG'?
Author: I can't be bothered
to give you a decent name.
VG: @#@!
Author: Such language! (hits
him on the head with a…toothbrush?)
VG: What…? A TOOTHBRUSH?!!
Author: I'm going slightly
MAAAAAADDDD!! Ever so slightly MAAADD!!
VG: You got that right!
~Gets hit on the head with a
hotdog~
VG: Now he's hitting me with
hotdogs…?
~Cut back to Mideel~
Cid: @#$#@!! Where's a ship
when you need one?!
Crewmember Bob: We could
always swim…
Cid: WHAT?! SWIM?! ARE YOU
#@@$ CRAZY?!
Crewmember Bob: Sorry sir… (Cries
like a baby)
Cid: @#$!!
~Cut back to Tifa's bar~
Tifa: Oh Cloudy-Poo! Can you
get me another drink?
Cloud: You're the bar
tender! YOU get it!
Tifa: Fine! (Gets her own
drink, sits down and sulks)
Cloud: …
~Cut to Coral~
~Barret is shooting fish in
a barrel, literally~
Barret: Damn, I haven't had
this much fun since I started shootin' at the Highwind!
~FLASHBACK~
~Barret is shooting at the
Highwind, and a very angry Cid rushes up to him~
Cid: Barret! What the @#$#@
do you think you're doing!?
Barret: Target practice!
Your airship is one #@$# good target!
Marlene: Daddy, what does '#@$#'
mean?
Barret: Uh…. I'll tell ya
when you grow up!
Marlene: OK daddy! (runs off
to play)
~END FLASHBACK~
Barret: Hehehe…that was fun!
~Cut to the Gold Saucer and
Cait Sith~
Cait Sith: Hey you! Wanna
have your fortune told?
VG: Huh?! How'd I get from
Midgar to here?
Author: Mwahahah…
VG: Oh…I HATE YOU!
Author: I know…
Cait Sith: What a couple of
weirdo's….
~Cut to Cosmo Canyon~
Red XIII: Finally, I get a
part in the story, if you can call this load of trash a story…OWW!!!
~Red was hit on the head by a
falling rock~
Author: Don't insult my
writing!
Red XIII: Well, it IS…
~Gets hit in the face by a
golf ball [don't ask] and passes out~
Author: Hehehe…I LOVE golf!
FORE!!
Bugenhagen: OW! HEY!
Author: Oops…
Author's Notes: I am NOT crazy
and I am NOT going mad…(Yeah, right…)