Chapter Three – Scrolls
~Cut to the Forgotten Capitol for no good
reason~
VG: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!?!?!
Author: Uh…
VG: I REALLY hates you!
Author: Erm…
~Cut to Mideel~
Cid: WHY CAN'T THE
@$#%%$#%#$% JUST TRANSPORT US SOMEWHERE?!?!
Author: Uh… ~smiles
stupidly~
Cid: Great, NOW he's gone
completely mad!
~Cut to Tifa's Bar~
~Tifa is drunk~
Tifa: Y'know (hic) Cloud, I
was sooooo glad to see Aeris get skewered! Now (big HIC), you're all mine!
Cloud: Uh, sure Tifa, sure…
~Cut back to Coral~
Barret: WEEEEE!!!
~Twirls around shooting
wildly~
Barret: WEEE!! Shooting
wildly is so much more fun when you're high! WEE!!
~Cut back to…ah, what the
hell? Let's just jump to Balamb Garden!~
Squall: Whatever!
Selphie: Tee-hee!
Zell: HOTDOGS!!!
Seifer: Chicken-Wuss, Chicken-Wuss!
Quistis: I am depressed
right now.
Irvine (drooling): Hehehe,
look at all the cuties!
Rinoa: Squall, dance with
me!
Author: Uh…never mind!
~Cut back to the Forgotten
Capitol~
VG: Hey, I found a scroll!
????: Hey, that's mine!
~Aeris comes and beats him
over the head with her staff and takes the scroll~
Aeris: It's my recipe for
Revenge! Cloud will pay for letting me die! MWAHAHAH!!!
Author: Oh shut up! Evil
doesn't suit you!
Aeris: Awww…but I wanna be
evil!
Author: Too bad! VG is the
villain!
~Aeris drops the scroll and
runs away crying like a baby~
VG: Uh, right…
~Cut back to Tifa's Bar.
Tifa is chasing Cloud around the bar~
Cloud: HEEEEEEEELLLP!! There's
a drunken super-heroin after me!!
Tifa: Will you be my special
friend…? ~Laughs maniacally~
Cloud: NOOOO!!! SHE THINKS
SHE'S BARNEY!! HEEEEELLLPPP!!!
~Cut to Balamb Garden
Training Center, where Zell is being attacked by the REAL Barney~
Zell: AAAAHHHHHH!! HELP! IT'S
BARNEY THE BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!
Barney: Will you be my special
friend? ~Tries to hug Zell, Zell runs screaming~
Author: How'd Barney get
into the story?
~Barney turns to the Author
and grins evilly~
Barney: Will you be my
special friend?
Author: AACCCCCCK!!!!!! ~Takes
out a nuclear missile and blows Barney up~ Phew!
Author's Notes: Hehehe!!!! I've
lost my MIIINNNDDD!! HAHAH!!! I MUST WRITE MORE!! AHAHAH!!!
