Chapter Three – Scrolls

Chapter Three – Scrolls

~Cut to the Forgotten Capitol for no good reason~

VG: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!?!?!

Author: Uh…

VG: I REALLY hates you!

Author: Erm…

~Cut to Mideel~

Cid: WHY CAN'T THE @$#%%$#%#$% JUST TRANSPORT US SOMEWHERE?!?!

Author: Uh… ~smiles stupidly~

Cid: Great, NOW he's gone completely mad!

~Cut to Tifa's Bar~

~Tifa is drunk~

Tifa: Y'know (hic) Cloud, I was sooooo glad to see Aeris get skewered! Now (big HIC), you're all mine!

Cloud: Uh, sure Tifa, sure…

~Cut back to Coral~

Barret: WEEEEE!!!

~Twirls around shooting wildly~

Barret: WEEE!! Shooting wildly is so much more fun when you're high! WEE!!

~Cut back to…ah, what the hell? Let's just jump to Balamb Garden!~

Squall: Whatever!

Selphie: Tee-hee!

Zell: HOTDOGS!!!

Seifer: Chicken-Wuss, Chicken-Wuss!

Quistis: I am depressed right now.

Irvine (drooling): Hehehe, look at all the cuties!

Rinoa: Squall, dance with me!

Author: Uh…never mind!

~Cut back to the Forgotten Capitol~


VG: Hey, I found a scroll!

????: Hey, that's mine!

~Aeris comes and beats him over the head with her staff and takes the scroll~

Aeris: It's my recipe for Revenge! Cloud will pay for letting me die! MWAHAHAH!!!

Author: Oh shut up! Evil doesn't suit you!

Aeris: Awww…but I wanna be evil!

Author: Too bad! VG is the villain!

~Aeris drops the scroll and runs away crying like a baby~

VG: Uh, right…

~Cut back to Tifa's Bar. Tifa is chasing Cloud around the bar~

Cloud: HEEEEEEEELLLP!! There's a drunken super-heroin after me!!

Tifa: Will you be my special friend…? ~Laughs maniacally~

Cloud: NOOOO!!! SHE THINKS SHE'S BARNEY!! HEEEEELLLPPP!!!

~Cut to Balamb Garden Training Center, where Zell is being attacked by the REAL Barney~

Zell: AAAAHHHHHH!! HELP! IT'S BARNEY THE BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!

Barney: Will you be my special friend? ~Tries to hug Zell, Zell runs screaming~

Author: How'd Barney get into the story?

~Barney turns to the Author and grins evilly~

Barney: Will you be my special friend?

Author: AACCCCCCK!!!!!! ~Takes out a nuclear missile and blows Barney up~ Phew!

END CHAPTER THREE

Author's Notes: Hehehe!!!! I've lost my MIIINNNDDD!! HAHAH!!! I MUST WRITE MORE!! AHAHAH!!!