Chapter Four – What the
hell…?
~Cut to Tifa's Bar~
Tifa: I love you; you love
me…
Cloud:
AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Cut back to Coral…~
Barret (shooting wildly):
Where's da President of Shinra at?! I'm gonna blow him away!
Author: Uh…oops?
~Cut to Mideel~
Cid: GET ME OFF OF THIS
@#$@#$ ISLAND!!!
Author: Oh, all right!
~Transports Cid and his crew
to Rocket Town. The Highwind is there! ~
Cid: How'd my ship get
here…?
Author: Mwahaha…
Cid: I hate you…
Author: ~Grins crazily~
Cid: Erm…. yeah…
~Cut back to Tifa's Bar~
Tifa: ACCK! CLOUD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?!
Cloud ~in a crazed kind of
voice~: Must kill Tifa! The Great One has ordered it! HAHAHH!!
Tifa: AAAAAHHHHH!!! ~Kicks
Cloud in the groin~
Cloud:
Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggh…………………….!! ~Faints~
Tifa: Great One? AERIS!!!
~Aeris appears~
Aeris: WHAT?!
~Tifa stabs Aeris in the
chest with a dagger~
Tifa: DIE YOU WITCH!
Aeris: NOOOO!!! I'M DEAD
AGAIN! ~Dies~
Tifa: Nyahahah!!
Author: OK then…
~Cut to VG~
VG: I QUIT!
Author's Notes:
Ahahaahhahahah!!!!!