Yes, this is my next chapter. I'm not sure who's next, but I'll have it up by Monday. Rating is still the same. Witchblade still doesn't belong to me (if anyone honestly thought that it did, I don't think their treatment facility would allow computer access anyway). Also, this chapter has some of the same ideas, but is in no way related to the other chapters. Timeline wise it's after Conchobar's dead.
Poor Nottingham has had a hard few days, and comes home to his answering machine.
NOTTINGHAM (V.O.)
You have reached a number that
Does not exist. Please correct your
Mistake.
(beat)
(longer beat)
If you have dialed this number
Purposely, stay on the line for more info.
If your name is Irons, press 0 at any
Time. If this is Sara, press 1 my sweet.
If this is Jake, press 2. If this is anyone else,
Get off my answering machine or I'll kick your ass!
SARA (V.O.)
I pressed one, and it went into this
Love, sex-orientated message that at least has an
R censor. Freak. I tried to file a restraining
Order against you too, but the courts say
You don't exist. Now everyone thinks I'm insane
Because I "imagine people who aren't there".
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
Ian, I'm getting very upset. I pressed 0
And it cut me off! This is not funny. Didn't I
Warn you that if you didn't behave I'd take away
The plastic gun? I will Ian, don't push me!
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
Sara's filed a restraining order against me.
Me! I can't believe it. I was offended at first,
Then I started to think about it. Her looks are
Starting to wane, and she doesn't seem to be
Doing much in the intelligence department,
Not to mention her taste in men. I think if
I heard Chocolate-Bar/Crappybar/Cardboard,
Ramble on about his bloodline one more time….
CLICK. BEEP.
DR. VOISE (V.O.)
Ian, it's Dr. Voise. As your psychiatrist,
I felt it was my duty to tell you that
A Sara Pezzini was brought in for a pysch.
Evaluation today. She's not quite like you
Described her. beautiful, graceful, and
Kind- I believe were your words. Well, maybe it's me
But when she came in kicking, screaming, cursing
And spitting-well I just got a different
Impression. Also, I know it's the one you
Described because true to you word,
A trial of headless bodies was left from
Her apartment to the facility.
(beat)
At your next appointment, I want to
Discuss this. It seems…odd that you would
Be drawn to such an outspoken woman. On
The way in, we removed her bracelet, and she
Starting threatening the entire staff with restraining orders.
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
She whines too much. I mean really,
It's just a bracelet after all. How intelligent
Can it's choices possibly be?! I've decided to
Order that she be committed. And I'm going
To file a restraining order against her!!! That'll
Show her to file a restraining order against
Me...Jeez, you try to kill a girl a few times
And they take it so personally.
CLICK. BEEP.
JAKE (V.O.)
I press to and it say that I A "Token
dumb blond, and delusional for ever going
after Sara." What's delusional? Does it mean
smart? I am. When I sixteen, I'm smartiest
people in my 3rd grade class. Hah! I go by-bye
now. It my bedtime. Call ya tom-tom-???
(beat as Jake seems to rack his brain)
Call ya later Eatit!
CLICK. BEEP.
SARA (V.O.)
Ian, it's me. They have me locked
Up. I'm not insane. Damn them!!! They put
Me under this hypnosis where they found out
I think there's a ghost in my apartment, that
I have sentient jewelry, and that Conchobar is
Interesting. That last one isn't even true! Come get me
Out of here now! If you do, I'll love you.
(beat)
also, could you do a load of laundry. When
they were putting me in my straight-jacket, I
realized that I had a load of whites I didn't get
a chance to do. And use fabric softener. If you
do, I'll love you.
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
I heard that last message. You can get
Her out and do her laundry, but consider yourself
Dead if you use the fabric softener ( then quietly)
that'll make her pay…restraining order...why I oughta...
CLICK. BEEP.
JAKE (V.O.)
I know how to use the telefon!
CLICK. BEEP.
DR. VOISE (V.O)
Ian, it's me, Dr. Voise again. Even
Though your inquires into Ms. Pizzini's state are
Well intentioned, I would normally refuse you under
Patient confidentiality. But since your psychiatrist bill
Is being paid by Osama B- I mean Kenneth Irons
(mumbling) I hope this number isn't tapped…,
(back to normal) Anyway, we gave her some
drugs to help with her agitation, and it's taken
an interesting turn for…well…
CLICK. BEEP.
SARA (V.O)
(in a tone sounding quite paranoid, insane)
Ian, come quickly. I think the dark sorcerer
Known as Dante is coming to finish me off!
And everyone in this hospital is against me. But
We'll win, and save the universe from the dark ones.
All we have to do is find the Magic Stone in the
Sacred Mountain. The order to the universe
Will be restored, and I, Supreme Queen Sara
Shall be ruler and only important person in the
Universe, again!!!
CLICK. BEEP.
JAKE (V.O.)
I cam handle the wirst terrists in the world.
I know how spell M-C-C-A-R-T-E-Y,
I'm Blonde Jake, and I can do anything!
CLICK. BEEP.
FADE OUT...
Poor Nottingham has had a hard few days, and comes home to his answering machine.
NOTTINGHAM (V.O.)
You have reached a number that
Does not exist. Please correct your
Mistake.
(beat)
(longer beat)
If you have dialed this number
Purposely, stay on the line for more info.
If your name is Irons, press 0 at any
Time. If this is Sara, press 1 my sweet.
If this is Jake, press 2. If this is anyone else,
Get off my answering machine or I'll kick your ass!
SARA (V.O.)
I pressed one, and it went into this
Love, sex-orientated message that at least has an
R censor. Freak. I tried to file a restraining
Order against you too, but the courts say
You don't exist. Now everyone thinks I'm insane
Because I "imagine people who aren't there".
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
Ian, I'm getting very upset. I pressed 0
And it cut me off! This is not funny. Didn't I
Warn you that if you didn't behave I'd take away
The plastic gun? I will Ian, don't push me!
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
Sara's filed a restraining order against me.
Me! I can't believe it. I was offended at first,
Then I started to think about it. Her looks are
Starting to wane, and she doesn't seem to be
Doing much in the intelligence department,
Not to mention her taste in men. I think if
I heard Chocolate-Bar/Crappybar/Cardboard,
Ramble on about his bloodline one more time….
CLICK. BEEP.
DR. VOISE (V.O.)
Ian, it's Dr. Voise. As your psychiatrist,
I felt it was my duty to tell you that
A Sara Pezzini was brought in for a pysch.
Evaluation today. She's not quite like you
Described her. beautiful, graceful, and
Kind- I believe were your words. Well, maybe it's me
But when she came in kicking, screaming, cursing
And spitting-well I just got a different
Impression. Also, I know it's the one you
Described because true to you word,
A trial of headless bodies was left from
Her apartment to the facility.
(beat)
At your next appointment, I want to
Discuss this. It seems…odd that you would
Be drawn to such an outspoken woman. On
The way in, we removed her bracelet, and she
Starting threatening the entire staff with restraining orders.
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
She whines too much. I mean really,
It's just a bracelet after all. How intelligent
Can it's choices possibly be?! I've decided to
Order that she be committed. And I'm going
To file a restraining order against her!!! That'll
Show her to file a restraining order against
Me...Jeez, you try to kill a girl a few times
And they take it so personally.
CLICK. BEEP.
JAKE (V.O.)
I press to and it say that I A "Token
dumb blond, and delusional for ever going
after Sara." What's delusional? Does it mean
smart? I am. When I sixteen, I'm smartiest
people in my 3rd grade class. Hah! I go by-bye
now. It my bedtime. Call ya tom-tom-???
(beat as Jake seems to rack his brain)
Call ya later Eatit!
CLICK. BEEP.
SARA (V.O.)
Ian, it's me. They have me locked
Up. I'm not insane. Damn them!!! They put
Me under this hypnosis where they found out
I think there's a ghost in my apartment, that
I have sentient jewelry, and that Conchobar is
Interesting. That last one isn't even true! Come get me
Out of here now! If you do, I'll love you.
(beat)
also, could you do a load of laundry. When
they were putting me in my straight-jacket, I
realized that I had a load of whites I didn't get
a chance to do. And use fabric softener. If you
do, I'll love you.
CLICK. BEEP.
IRONS (V.O.)
I heard that last message. You can get
Her out and do her laundry, but consider yourself
Dead if you use the fabric softener ( then quietly)
that'll make her pay…restraining order...why I oughta...
CLICK. BEEP.
JAKE (V.O.)
I know how to use the telefon!
CLICK. BEEP.
DR. VOISE (V.O)
Ian, it's me, Dr. Voise again. Even
Though your inquires into Ms. Pizzini's state are
Well intentioned, I would normally refuse you under
Patient confidentiality. But since your psychiatrist bill
Is being paid by Osama B- I mean Kenneth Irons
(mumbling) I hope this number isn't tapped…,
(back to normal) Anyway, we gave her some
drugs to help with her agitation, and it's taken
an interesting turn for…well…
CLICK. BEEP.
SARA (V.O)
(in a tone sounding quite paranoid, insane)
Ian, come quickly. I think the dark sorcerer
Known as Dante is coming to finish me off!
And everyone in this hospital is against me. But
We'll win, and save the universe from the dark ones.
All we have to do is find the Magic Stone in the
Sacred Mountain. The order to the universe
Will be restored, and I, Supreme Queen Sara
Shall be ruler and only important person in the
Universe, again!!!
CLICK. BEEP.
JAKE (V.O.)
I cam handle the wirst terrists in the world.
I know how spell M-C-C-A-R-T-E-Y,
I'm Blonde Jake, and I can do anything!
CLICK. BEEP.
FADE OUT...