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Chapter 2: Alucard, Death, and the Deadly Blood Skeleton of Intense Terror
Alucard ran swiftly through the forest, so fast that he was actually a few steps in front of his image. Alucard was chasing down Richter, because Richter had taken 15 minutes to beat Dracula, denying Alucard the stat boost. Alucard jumped approximately 5 feet in the air to get on the raising drawbridge and rushed through the rapidly closing door. All right, thought Alucard, now I just have to find Ritchie. Alucard walked into the castle and calmly killed a giant wolf that looked as if it hadn't been fed in a looooong time. Alucard ran along the corridor, ignoring the mysterious opening and closing of the windows. Suddenly, zombies began rising from the floor. Dracula really needed a janitor to clean these floors. Alucard entered a new room, which for some reason had a rock formation in the center. Alucard hated rock formations! After killing several innocent bats, Alucard jumped down and began viciously assaulting the boulder. To his surprise, the boulder cracked, and out came a Pot Roast. Now who would hide a pot roast in a boulder?!? Alucard thought about it for a minute, and then came to a conclusion. The same person who hid valentines in candles, capes in orbs, and long swords in pottery, of course! Alucard walked through some more rooms containing hungry wolves and dirty floors. Alucard soon came to an outside area where stood- er… floated the Grim Reaper.
Also known as Death, The D00D wid' a Scythe, and Bob Saggot. Death said:
"Yo Al, joo still chums wid' fleshies, huh? I ain't gonna ask joo to get yo ass back on our side, but joo gots ta stop yo attack."
"I will not."
"K. Now im gonna take all yo's kewl stuff kuz yo killed the Drac's pet bats."
Death takes Alucard's stuff
"WHAT?!?" says Alucard, but Death has already disappeared. Alucard shrugged and walked on into the next room. He climbed up some platforms and then jumped over a hole in the bridge. There Alucard found a skeleton with a sword and beat it into a bony pulp. He picked up the short sword, jumped up and thrashed the red skeleton. Alucard didn't bother to pick up Red Rust, because it was the 2nd worst sword. Alucard made sure to get his rest in the nearby coffin.
Alucard woke and collected the Cube of Zoë, which would allow Alucard to collect valentine cards from candles. Alucard then moved through the colored door and into the dreaded Alchemy Laboratory. Alucard killed another sword skeleton, and a bone-throwing skeleton. Alucard jumped up to a platform. There he saw, to his horror, the Deadly Blood Skeleton of Intense Terror. Alucard jumped up to it and began thrashing it vigorously. To Alucard's surprise the skeleton fell to pieces. That was easy! Suddenly the skeleton rose again. Alucard froze the skeleton was invincible! Alucard ran back down and got the Hiding Cuirass. He jumped over the Deadly Blood Skeleton of Intense Terror and into the next room…