Disclaimer: Phantasy Star and its sequels don't belong to me. I don't want them to. I'd ruin them within approximately 8.2847292947 seconds.
The Retirement of Chaz & Co.
Chaz: Hey Rika!
Rika: What?
Chaz: Whatcha wanna do?
Rika: You know what I wanna do!
Chaz: What do you wanna do?
*Rika winks at Chaz*
Chaz: Oh…but besides that!
Rika: Let's get the old gang together!
Chaz: OK that works I guess. All except Rune. I hate that arrogant bastard.
Rika: Hey shut up Rune's cute!
Chaz: I'm not…!?
*Long pause*
Rika: OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT!!! I WAS FORCED TO MARRY YOU!!!
Chaz: Aww well that sucks.
Rika: Whatever I'm calling Rune.
Chaz: *mumbling* stupid arrogant dick.
Rika: I HEARD THAT! I don't have these freakish ears for nothing you know!
Chaz: Dammit!
Rune: Hey Chaz!
Chaz: Wha…!? How did you get here so damn fast!
Rune: I'm just really excited to piss you off!
*Chaz attempts to punch Rune but Rune just moves and throws him on the ground*
Chaz: YOU GOT LUCKY!
Rune: All the more reason to make fun of you!
Chaz: Alright step up!
Rune: I think you're the one that needs to step up shorty!
Chaz: GRAND CROSS!!!
*Short Pause*
Chaz: I said GRAND CROSS!!!
Rune: You're a dumbass.
Chaz: Why won't it work?
Rune: Nobody loves you.
Rika: (as sexy as she can be) Hi Rune.
*Rika winks at Rune*
Rune: Hey there!
Chaz: Hey! What's going on!?
Rika: Chaz, I called everyone else. Except that slut Alys. I'm glad she's dead.
Rune: Hey! I liked Alys. They didn't call her the 8-stroke warrior for nothing ya' know!
Rika: Never mind her. Let's talk more about us!
Rune: Sure…
Chaz: I hope Raja gets here soon. I really wanna kill Rune…
Raja: That's simply GRAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Chaz: OK never mind please leave.
Raja: But I wanted to play miniature golf!!!
Chaz: That sounds like a good idea. But we gotta wait for everyone else to get here.
Raja: DAMN! I'm gonna go find that freaky penguin and see if I can't get him to follow me around.
Chaz: That's on Dezolis you old dumbass!
Raja: Damn. Well…then I'm gonna go eat a cactus or something.
Chaz: Yum Yum! Gotta love them cactuses!
Raja: It's cacti!
Chaz: Just go eat your damn cactuses!
Wren: Wow you people suck!
Chaz: Where'd that come from you ass!?
Wren: I was just pointing it out.
Raja: Why I have half a mind…!
Wren: Well I have one quarter of a mind!
Chaz: Whatever can we just go to the mini golf course now!?
Wren: Raja has nothing better to do with his life. Why not!?
Chaz: Rika, Rune! C'mon we're goin miniature golfing!
*Rika stumbles out of her and Chaz's bedroom, cloths half off. Rune follows with a BIG smile on his face*
Rika: OK we're coming!
*They get to the golf course and ask for balls and clubs*
Rika: Can I have the blue ball?
Raja: I want the blue ball!
Rika: Screw you the blue ball is mine!
Chaz: I always get the blue ball!
Wren: The only way this game can be played is if I have the blue ball!
Rika: IT'S MINE!!!
Wren: STEP UP BITCH!
Rika: I'll kill you!
Rune: Now now now!! There is no need for violence. The blue one is mine anyway!
Chaz: Oh no it isn't!
Rune: Shut up!
Chaz: GRAND CROSS!!!
Raja: You dumbass you need me for that one!
Rune: Shut up old man! This doesn't involve you!
Raja: Alright GRAND CROSS!!!
Rune: How stupid can you really be!?
Chaz: IT'S MINE!!!
*Chaz grabs the blue ball*
Rika: Piss off ugly!
*The five of them get into a huge brawl and get kicked out*
Wren: Well good job you retards! You got us kicked out!
Chaz: Hey it was your fault you whiney bastard!!!
Rune: Oh c'mon! It was all your faults!
*The huge brawl breaks out again*
Who will win this huge brawl? Will Rika ever be happy with Chaz? What is so special about this blue ball of which they speak? Will Chaz ever get a decent haircut!? Try to avoid reading the next chapter at all costs. It could get ugly…oh wait…too late for that I guess huh…?