Chapter 3
A NO BRAINER...OR IS IT?
UM:Welcome back thrill readers as we are ready to commence with the
2nd match of the fic. Pikachu VS. Nemesis. Who do you think will
win Sonic?
Sonic:(He's an idiot)Gee I don't know. It's a complete mystery to
me.
UM:I know. Anyway lets have a look at the interviews we had with
the contenders. First let's look at my interview with pikachu.
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UM:Alright pikachu, how do you feel about your upcoming fight with
an invincible zombie.
Pikachu:pika pika pika ...pikachu(GET ME OUTTA HERE)
UM:Yeah I know it's sure to be a fun match right?
Pikachu:PIKA PIKA PIKACHU(YOU'RE ALL INSANE. WHO SETS THIS UP?)
UM:Good, try to do your best. Here have a lollipop.
Pikachu:pika(god save me.)
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UM:He seemed to be high spirits.
Sonic:Uh-Huh right(-_-)
UM:Next we have sonics interview with Nemesis.
Sonic:Again I want to restate that I hate you and you suck.
UM:Hey it's not my fault you're so predictable. Who would think that
it would end up heads twice, and that you'd pick tails twice.
Sonic:I HATE YOU!!!
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Sonic:Uhhhh...I..am..uhh...here with...the z-z-zombie..Nem...
Nem...Nemesis.
Nemesis:STARS.
Sonic:AHHHHH...oh..uh-huh. Soooooo...how do you feel...*gulp*about the
upcoming fight with pikachu.
Nemesis:STARS
Sonic:(O_O)oh god.*whispers*audience if I don't get through this alive
tell the good people at SEGA that I Love you. You've helped me
reach the stars.
Nemesis:STARS.*hurls tentacles*
Sonic:HOLY(BEEP). WHAT I SAY. I'M NOT A FREAKIN' STARS MEMBER.
Nemesis:STARS.*Readies Bazooka*
Sonic:(Beep).HE"S GOT A (BEEEEEP) BAZOOKA. MOMMY.WAHHHHHHHHH(BOOOOOOM)(fade out)
NEMESIS:STARS.
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UM:Well that was ummmmmm interesting.
Sonic:(BEEP)YOU!!! HE ALMOST KILLED ME YOU (BEEEEP)(BEEEEEP)!!!
UM:You eat with that mouth?
Sonic:Let's just get on with the match okay.(Little does he know that
soon I will have the greatest force at my command.)
UM:Fine. Alright then let's get ready for the...wait this just in
there's a huge mob of protesters that are saying to stop the
fight.
Sonic:Why are they doing that.
UM:Well here's the thing. The protesters are a bunch of kids ages
8-12.
Sonic:I had no idea that the brainwashing effects of Pokemon had
been this bad.
UM:Yeah.....Well anyway this shouldn't hinder the progress of the fight.
Let's see.
Announcer:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 300 POUNDS.
THE UNSTOPABLE TITAN OF DEATH.NEMESIS.
*The crowd is eccstatic as NEMESIS manages to slowly get into the ring*
UM:WHOA! He's looking nasty today.
Sonic:AHHHHH...You think he can see us.
ANNOUNCER:AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 25 POUNDS. THE CAPTIVATOR(OR BRAINWASHER)
OF CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.PIKACHU.
*The crowd waits to see him come, yet nobodies coming.*
UM:Hey! Where's Pikachu.
Sonic:The guards just found him trying to jack a ride out of the fic.
UM:Hey nobody gets out of a match. Luckily I have a device for such
a situation. I call it THE CHICKEN RETRIEVER(TA-DAA) It calls
back any spineless fighters to the ring. I just press the button
and *DING* there he is. *PIKACHU APPEARS IN THE RING*
Pikachu:Pika?....PIKACHU!!!
ANNOUNCER:NOW...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!*DING DING DING*
UM:Here we go pikachu's going left, now right now he's...
HEY GET BACK IN THERE YOU RAT!!!
Sonic:Wow he really doesn't want to do this.
UM:Don't worry I've sent some guards with flamethrowers.
There, he's back in.
Pikachu:Pika pika...pika?
*Nemesis just stands in the ring, not moving an inch*
UM:Hey dead head!!! Get your bonebutt in gear!
Sonic:Man that is wierd...Hey wait a minute. UM do you
still have that label maker I gave you for
christmas.
UM:Yes I do you cheap bastard.
Sonic:Give it to me.
UM:Why?
Sonic:You'll see :)
*Sonic types a word into the labelmaker, and fires it at pikachu.*
UM:What did you type?
Sonic:Something that should get Nemesis gears in motion Heh Heh Heh.
*Pikachu looks in horror to see a label marked, you guessed it S*T*A*R*S on his chest*
Nemesis:STARS*Nemesis readies his tentacles*
Pikachu:Pikachu*Uses agility to dodge attack*
UM:Wow that's real fast.
Sonic:Hmmmphhh Not as fast as me.
Nemesis:STARS
UM:UH-OHH he's backing pikachu into a corner. What will happen next.
Pikachu:PIKA-PIKA-PI-KA-CHU!!!!!!!*Fires off THUNDER*
UM:*cough*Whoa. That was a big blast. Sonic where are you?
Sonic:I'm right here now get of me.
UM:Oh yeah...sorry. Well I wonder what happened to them.
*Smoke clears with pikachu in the ring along with a huge hole where Nemesis was.*
Sonic:Don't tell me the runt actully did it.
UM:No way. If you played Resident Evil 3 you'd know that Nemesis keeps
going and going and going no matter how many times you blast him.
Pikachu:Pika Pika?
*Suddenly the arena gets grey around Pikachu, then a list of choices appear*
*Stay and fight.*
*You're screwed.*
*Suddenly in typical Jaws fashion Nemesis leaps from the floor underneath Pikachu*
UM:Man! The bills are gonna be huge today.
Sonic:Wow! Nemesis has pikachu in a literal deathgrip.
Pikachu:PIKACHU!!!*tries desperately to electrocute him with no success.*
Nemesis:STARS
UM:Nemesis seems to be preping his bazooka and, OH MY GOD he's
stuffing pikachu in the tube.
Sonic:Looks like Nemesis is being creative today. Hey now it looks like he's
aiming up at the sky.
Nemesis:Stars.
*Nemesis pulls the trigger and sends Pikachu soaring*
UM:Hmmmm...impressive but it looks like pikachu is still alive.
Hey Nemesis is getting right under him.
Sonic:Yeah and he's going to launch his tentacles. At pikachus
current descent speed the force from those tentacles
are going to...
*slice*
Sonic:uhhh...cut him in half.
*Now Nemesis preps a flamethrower*
UM:Now he's roasting him...Well that does it Nemesis is the winner.
Sonic:I don't know which is worse, my urge to throw up or the
feeling of dread when the mob finds out what happend.
UM:Don't worry, we'll have a sleepover. Now can I have my labelmaker back.
Sonic:I thought you hated it.
UM:Yeah...but it's still mine, now give it.
Sonic:NO!
UM&Sonic:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!*punch**kick**bite*
UM:Hey what's that label on you?
Sonic:I should say the same thing. It's....(oh god no)*gulp*STARS.
Nemesis:STARS.
UM & Sonic:AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYY.
UM:Well this is it. If we survive be sure to check in for the next
match. MARIO VS. CRASH. I hope.
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Note:Sorry if this one was to long. As always I appreciate reviews.
So send them in. Keep on typing.
A NO BRAINER...OR IS IT?
UM:Welcome back thrill readers as we are ready to commence with the
2nd match of the fic. Pikachu VS. Nemesis. Who do you think will
win Sonic?
Sonic:(He's an idiot)Gee I don't know. It's a complete mystery to
me.
UM:I know. Anyway lets have a look at the interviews we had with
the contenders. First let's look at my interview with pikachu.
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UM:Alright pikachu, how do you feel about your upcoming fight with
an invincible zombie.
Pikachu:pika pika pika ...pikachu(GET ME OUTTA HERE)
UM:Yeah I know it's sure to be a fun match right?
Pikachu:PIKA PIKA PIKACHU(YOU'RE ALL INSANE. WHO SETS THIS UP?)
UM:Good, try to do your best. Here have a lollipop.
Pikachu:pika(god save me.)
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UM:He seemed to be high spirits.
Sonic:Uh-Huh right(-_-)
UM:Next we have sonics interview with Nemesis.
Sonic:Again I want to restate that I hate you and you suck.
UM:Hey it's not my fault you're so predictable. Who would think that
it would end up heads twice, and that you'd pick tails twice.
Sonic:I HATE YOU!!!
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Sonic:Uhhhh...I..am..uhh...here with...the z-z-zombie..Nem...
Nem...Nemesis.
Nemesis:STARS.
Sonic:AHHHHH...oh..uh-huh. Soooooo...how do you feel...*gulp*about the
upcoming fight with pikachu.
Nemesis:STARS
Sonic:(O_O)oh god.*whispers*audience if I don't get through this alive
tell the good people at SEGA that I Love you. You've helped me
reach the stars.
Nemesis:STARS.*hurls tentacles*
Sonic:HOLY(BEEP). WHAT I SAY. I'M NOT A FREAKIN' STARS MEMBER.
Nemesis:STARS.*Readies Bazooka*
Sonic:(Beep).HE"S GOT A (BEEEEEP) BAZOOKA. MOMMY.WAHHHHHHHHH(BOOOOOOM)(fade out)
NEMESIS:STARS.
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UM:Well that was ummmmmm interesting.
Sonic:(BEEP)YOU!!! HE ALMOST KILLED ME YOU (BEEEEP)(BEEEEEP)!!!
UM:You eat with that mouth?
Sonic:Let's just get on with the match okay.(Little does he know that
soon I will have the greatest force at my command.)
UM:Fine. Alright then let's get ready for the...wait this just in
there's a huge mob of protesters that are saying to stop the
fight.
Sonic:Why are they doing that.
UM:Well here's the thing. The protesters are a bunch of kids ages
8-12.
Sonic:I had no idea that the brainwashing effects of Pokemon had
been this bad.
UM:Yeah.....Well anyway this shouldn't hinder the progress of the fight.
Let's see.
Announcer:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 300 POUNDS.
THE UNSTOPABLE TITAN OF DEATH.NEMESIS.
*The crowd is eccstatic as NEMESIS manages to slowly get into the ring*
UM:WHOA! He's looking nasty today.
Sonic:AHHHHH...You think he can see us.
ANNOUNCER:AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 25 POUNDS. THE CAPTIVATOR(OR BRAINWASHER)
OF CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.PIKACHU.
*The crowd waits to see him come, yet nobodies coming.*
UM:Hey! Where's Pikachu.
Sonic:The guards just found him trying to jack a ride out of the fic.
UM:Hey nobody gets out of a match. Luckily I have a device for such
a situation. I call it THE CHICKEN RETRIEVER(TA-DAA) It calls
back any spineless fighters to the ring. I just press the button
and *DING* there he is. *PIKACHU APPEARS IN THE RING*
Pikachu:Pika?....PIKACHU!!!
ANNOUNCER:NOW...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!*DING DING DING*
UM:Here we go pikachu's going left, now right now he's...
HEY GET BACK IN THERE YOU RAT!!!
Sonic:Wow he really doesn't want to do this.
UM:Don't worry I've sent some guards with flamethrowers.
There, he's back in.
Pikachu:Pika pika...pika?
*Nemesis just stands in the ring, not moving an inch*
UM:Hey dead head!!! Get your bonebutt in gear!
Sonic:Man that is wierd...Hey wait a minute. UM do you
still have that label maker I gave you for
christmas.
UM:Yes I do you cheap bastard.
Sonic:Give it to me.
UM:Why?
Sonic:You'll see :)
*Sonic types a word into the labelmaker, and fires it at pikachu.*
UM:What did you type?
Sonic:Something that should get Nemesis gears in motion Heh Heh Heh.
*Pikachu looks in horror to see a label marked, you guessed it S*T*A*R*S on his chest*
Nemesis:STARS*Nemesis readies his tentacles*
Pikachu:Pikachu*Uses agility to dodge attack*
UM:Wow that's real fast.
Sonic:Hmmmphhh Not as fast as me.
Nemesis:STARS
UM:UH-OHH he's backing pikachu into a corner. What will happen next.
Pikachu:PIKA-PIKA-PI-KA-CHU!!!!!!!*Fires off THUNDER*
UM:*cough*Whoa. That was a big blast. Sonic where are you?
Sonic:I'm right here now get of me.
UM:Oh yeah...sorry. Well I wonder what happened to them.
*Smoke clears with pikachu in the ring along with a huge hole where Nemesis was.*
Sonic:Don't tell me the runt actully did it.
UM:No way. If you played Resident Evil 3 you'd know that Nemesis keeps
going and going and going no matter how many times you blast him.
Pikachu:Pika Pika?
*Suddenly the arena gets grey around Pikachu, then a list of choices appear*
*Stay and fight.*
*You're screwed.*
*Suddenly in typical Jaws fashion Nemesis leaps from the floor underneath Pikachu*
UM:Man! The bills are gonna be huge today.
Sonic:Wow! Nemesis has pikachu in a literal deathgrip.
Pikachu:PIKACHU!!!*tries desperately to electrocute him with no success.*
Nemesis:STARS
UM:Nemesis seems to be preping his bazooka and, OH MY GOD he's
stuffing pikachu in the tube.
Sonic:Looks like Nemesis is being creative today. Hey now it looks like he's
aiming up at the sky.
Nemesis:Stars.
*Nemesis pulls the trigger and sends Pikachu soaring*
UM:Hmmmm...impressive but it looks like pikachu is still alive.
Hey Nemesis is getting right under him.
Sonic:Yeah and he's going to launch his tentacles. At pikachus
current descent speed the force from those tentacles
are going to...
*slice*
Sonic:uhhh...cut him in half.
*Now Nemesis preps a flamethrower*
UM:Now he's roasting him...Well that does it Nemesis is the winner.
Sonic:I don't know which is worse, my urge to throw up or the
feeling of dread when the mob finds out what happend.
UM:Don't worry, we'll have a sleepover. Now can I have my labelmaker back.
Sonic:I thought you hated it.
UM:Yeah...but it's still mine, now give it.
Sonic:NO!
UM&Sonic:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!*punch**kick**bite*
UM:Hey what's that label on you?
Sonic:I should say the same thing. It's....(oh god no)*gulp*STARS.
Nemesis:STARS.
UM & Sonic:AHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYY.
UM:Well this is it. If we survive be sure to check in for the next
match. MARIO VS. CRASH. I hope.
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Note:Sorry if this one was to long. As always I appreciate reviews.
So send them in. Keep on typing.