Chapter 4
I Need a Plunger for that Hairball
UM:Welcome back extreme readers to the 3rd match of system deathmatch.
Wow Sonic we've managed to stay longer than 3 chapters.
Sonic:You mean they're still reading this. It boggles the mind.(@_@)
UM:No matter what the reason, we owe it to our loyal readers, and
ourselves to keep dishing out the non-stop action.
Sonic: And I owe to myself to get out of here.
UM:Not till everyone is done. Now since there has been some requests
for this we are going to put on contender profiles before the
interview.
Sonic:As if this fic wasn't getting long enough.
UM:Bite me! Now let's have a look at the stats.
Mario: Mario is a plumber who has starred
in numerous amounts of games. His best attacks
involve jumping which goes without saying.
So don't be suprised if you get a headache
when facing this pro.
Sonic:That was more informative than I thought it would be.
UM:It came to me while eating a pizza. Next up-Crash.
Crash is a icon that had a shoet lived game
career. He starred in 4+ games and like a
tornado wants to use this match as a chance
to reach the top.
Sonic:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
UM:WAKE UP!
Sonic:Whhh..woah...awwww man I had a dream that I actually got money
for this.
UM:It's now time for the interviews. Let's see how I got the good interview.
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Sonic:I want to try something different instead of flipping a coin.
UM:What do you have in mind.
Sonic:Rock, Paper, Scissors.
UM:Fine.(Heh if I know Sonic he'll put his hand out to fast.)
Sonic:On 3...123 Rock.
UM:...Paper
Sonic:Do'h
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UM:I got to interview Mario(^_^)
Sonic:and I get a rodent whose on a constant high.
UM:Let's see mine first.
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UM:Hi Mario, feel stoked about the match.
Mario:It'sa me Mario.
UM:Yes we all know who you are.
Mario:Here we go.
UM:Heh heh heh...nice.
Mario:Yahoooooo!
UM:Back to you...I've always wanted to say that.
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UM:He was surprisingly talkative.
Sonic:Uh-Huh.
UM:Oh and your interview was any better.
Sonic:_
UM:Let's have a look.^_^
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Sonic:I'm here with competitor/drug addict Crash Bandicoot.
Crash:Hey maaaan, don't go messin' with my high.
Sonic:I don't even think a priest could mess with your high.
Crash:Was that uhh......an insult.
Sonic:Wow I'm surprised you could say that in one sentence.
Crash:*BAAAAARRRFFF*
Sonic:Goodnight everybody!O_o;;
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Sonic:I think he had bananas' for lunch.
UM:EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Sonic:Please you didn't even have to clean it up.
UM:Thank God. Now that we got that slopfest out of the way, let's
get ready for the big match up.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS, THE MUSTACHIOD HERO
OF MUSHROOM KINDOM, KOOPA KILLER EXTRORDANAIRE, MARIO!!!
*Crowd goes wild as the video titan MARIO gracefully steps into the ring.*
Mario:It'sa me MARIO
UM:I thought we went over that already.
Sonic:His egos about as big as this stadium.-_-
UM:Wait...This just in, guards just found out that...Crash Bandicoot
has died of...a DRUG OVERDOSE(Duh Duh Duhhhhh)...so I guess
Mario wins by default.
Sonic:You mean...the plumber just WINS!
UM:Yep
Sonic:_
UM:Uhhh Sonic are you okay.
Sonic:THAT DOES IT I HAVE HAD IT!!!
UM:Uh-oh Sonic's gone postal.
SONIC:IF NOBODYS GONE KILL HIM...I WILL.
UM:Uhhhh...and this concludes todays
Sonic:NO! I WILL HAVE VENGANCE!*In DBZ fashion goes Super Sonic*
UM:Hey did you borrow my hair dye?
Sonic:ARE YOU GONNA LET ME GO OR NOT?
UM:I could very easily fry your @$$, but since the people want to read a
fight, I'll give them one.
Sonic:YEAH! TIME TO FRY PLUMBER!
UM:Hey announcer you're up.
Announcer:Oh yeah...AND IN THIS CORNER A VERY DISGRUNTLED SUPER SONIC!
*DING DING DING*
SS:OKAY FATSO, NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU NOW!
Mario:Okey Dokey
SS:STOP DOING THAT...AAAAHHHHHHHHH*CHARGES FULL SPEED*
Mario:HaHa*Jumps away*
SS:Heh..SO WERE GOING TO PLAY IT THAT WAY HUH!
FINE! I'LL JUST TAKE IT UP A NOTCH!*Charges up for SUPER DASH*
Mario:Hmmm.
UM:Well it looks like mario is going to try something and sonic is still
charging.
SS:HAH! I'M GOING TO SLICE YOU IN HALF!
UM:Wait something is appearing over marios head.
Mario:Ah-ha
UM:Wow a green block appeared over marios head.
*Mario jumps for the block*
SS:NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW...SUPER...DASH!!!
UM:WOW this is amazing*BOOOOOOM**cough*....WOAH!!!
Mario...Mario is...
*smoke clears*
UM:THE WINNER...Looks like nothing can beat METAL MARIO
Sonic:uhhhhhh?
UM:and it looks like Sonic is barely alive.
Sonic:I....was so...close.
UM:Yeah you were, but close don't cut it in this fic.
Well mario what do you have to say.
Mario:(BEEP) you hedgehog!
Sonic:Da..mn
UM:Well Sonic, looks like it's the home for mentally unstable charecters
for you.
Sonic:I'll...get you...for..th..i..s
UM:Yeah right bubye now.
Producer:Uhh..UM...you need a new co-announcer for the rest of the show.
What are you going to do.
UM:Well the most logical thing to do is...ASK THE AUDIENCE^_^
Well see you next time and hopefully we can resolve the isuue,
with a little bit of help from you of course.
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Authors' Note:Hope you liked it. I'm going to need a new co-host for
the fic. So please R+R. Sonic would have wanted it
that way. Keep on typing.@_@
I Need a Plunger for that Hairball
UM:Welcome back extreme readers to the 3rd match of system deathmatch.
Wow Sonic we've managed to stay longer than 3 chapters.
Sonic:You mean they're still reading this. It boggles the mind.(@_@)
UM:No matter what the reason, we owe it to our loyal readers, and
ourselves to keep dishing out the non-stop action.
Sonic: And I owe to myself to get out of here.
UM:Not till everyone is done. Now since there has been some requests
for this we are going to put on contender profiles before the
interview.
Sonic:As if this fic wasn't getting long enough.
UM:Bite me! Now let's have a look at the stats.
Mario: Mario is a plumber who has starred
in numerous amounts of games. His best attacks
involve jumping which goes without saying.
So don't be suprised if you get a headache
when facing this pro.
Sonic:That was more informative than I thought it would be.
UM:It came to me while eating a pizza. Next up-Crash.
Crash is a icon that had a shoet lived game
career. He starred in 4+ games and like a
tornado wants to use this match as a chance
to reach the top.
Sonic:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
UM:WAKE UP!
Sonic:Whhh..woah...awwww man I had a dream that I actually got money
for this.
UM:It's now time for the interviews. Let's see how I got the good interview.
*************************************************************************************************
Sonic:I want to try something different instead of flipping a coin.
UM:What do you have in mind.
Sonic:Rock, Paper, Scissors.
UM:Fine.(Heh if I know Sonic he'll put his hand out to fast.)
Sonic:On 3...123 Rock.
UM:...Paper
Sonic:Do'h
*************************************************************************************************
UM:I got to interview Mario(^_^)
Sonic:and I get a rodent whose on a constant high.
UM:Let's see mine first.
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UM:Hi Mario, feel stoked about the match.
Mario:It'sa me Mario.
UM:Yes we all know who you are.
Mario:Here we go.
UM:Heh heh heh...nice.
Mario:Yahoooooo!
UM:Back to you...I've always wanted to say that.
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UM:He was surprisingly talkative.
Sonic:Uh-Huh.
UM:Oh and your interview was any better.
Sonic:_
UM:Let's have a look.^_^
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Sonic:I'm here with competitor/drug addict Crash Bandicoot.
Crash:Hey maaaan, don't go messin' with my high.
Sonic:I don't even think a priest could mess with your high.
Crash:Was that uhh......an insult.
Sonic:Wow I'm surprised you could say that in one sentence.
Crash:*BAAAAARRRFFF*
Sonic:Goodnight everybody!O_o;;
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Sonic:I think he had bananas' for lunch.
UM:EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Sonic:Please you didn't even have to clean it up.
UM:Thank God. Now that we got that slopfest out of the way, let's
get ready for the big match up.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS, THE MUSTACHIOD HERO
OF MUSHROOM KINDOM, KOOPA KILLER EXTRORDANAIRE, MARIO!!!
*Crowd goes wild as the video titan MARIO gracefully steps into the ring.*
Mario:It'sa me MARIO
UM:I thought we went over that already.
Sonic:His egos about as big as this stadium.-_-
UM:Wait...This just in, guards just found out that...Crash Bandicoot
has died of...a DRUG OVERDOSE(Duh Duh Duhhhhh)...so I guess
Mario wins by default.
Sonic:You mean...the plumber just WINS!
UM:Yep
Sonic:_
UM:Uhhh Sonic are you okay.
Sonic:THAT DOES IT I HAVE HAD IT!!!
UM:Uh-oh Sonic's gone postal.
SONIC:IF NOBODYS GONE KILL HIM...I WILL.
UM:Uhhhh...and this concludes todays
Sonic:NO! I WILL HAVE VENGANCE!*In DBZ fashion goes Super Sonic*
UM:Hey did you borrow my hair dye?
Sonic:ARE YOU GONNA LET ME GO OR NOT?
UM:I could very easily fry your @$$, but since the people want to read a
fight, I'll give them one.
Sonic:YEAH! TIME TO FRY PLUMBER!
UM:Hey announcer you're up.
Announcer:Oh yeah...AND IN THIS CORNER A VERY DISGRUNTLED SUPER SONIC!
*DING DING DING*
SS:OKAY FATSO, NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU NOW!
Mario:Okey Dokey
SS:STOP DOING THAT...AAAAHHHHHHHHH*CHARGES FULL SPEED*
Mario:HaHa*Jumps away*
SS:Heh..SO WERE GOING TO PLAY IT THAT WAY HUH!
FINE! I'LL JUST TAKE IT UP A NOTCH!*Charges up for SUPER DASH*
Mario:Hmmm.
UM:Well it looks like mario is going to try something and sonic is still
charging.
SS:HAH! I'M GOING TO SLICE YOU IN HALF!
UM:Wait something is appearing over marios head.
Mario:Ah-ha
UM:Wow a green block appeared over marios head.
*Mario jumps for the block*
SS:NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW...SUPER...DASH!!!
UM:WOW this is amazing*BOOOOOOM**cough*....WOAH!!!
Mario...Mario is...
*smoke clears*
UM:THE WINNER...Looks like nothing can beat METAL MARIO
Sonic:uhhhhhh?
UM:and it looks like Sonic is barely alive.
Sonic:I....was so...close.
UM:Yeah you were, but close don't cut it in this fic.
Well mario what do you have to say.
Mario:(BEEP) you hedgehog!
Sonic:Da..mn
UM:Well Sonic, looks like it's the home for mentally unstable charecters
for you.
Sonic:I'll...get you...for..th..i..s
UM:Yeah right bubye now.
Producer:Uhh..UM...you need a new co-announcer for the rest of the show.
What are you going to do.
UM:Well the most logical thing to do is...ASK THE AUDIENCE^_^
Well see you next time and hopefully we can resolve the isuue,
with a little bit of help from you of course.
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Authors' Note:Hope you liked it. I'm going to need a new co-host for
the fic. So please R+R. Sonic would have wanted it
that way. Keep on typing.@_@