Chapter 5
Didn't we do this last week?
UM:Welcome back action viewers to the glory that is System Deathmatch.
Last time we had a little trouble, and Sonic went nuts. Well I'm
pleased to announce his replacement. Please welcome the Dude
from Down Under...KNUCKLES!!!
Knuckles:G'Day everybody. I hope that I can fill the void where
Sonic used to be.
UM:I hope so. I have a special treat...to give us better close ups
and improved interviews is our guy in the sky...TAILS! Let's
check in on him over the ring.
Tails:This is tails looking over the audience, and everybody looks
ready for the next match...back to you.
UM:Thanks. Our next match is one of legendary magnitude. Yes i'm
talking about our favorite titans of time CRONO VS. SERGE.
Knuckles:Yes people will be talking about this one for a while since
we're adding a little challenge to the match.
UM:Thanks to our ladies in R & D. We were able to make our very
own...TIME PORTAL!!!
*At the lab*
Lucca:YES. I the great Lucca have once again managed to show
how great my brilliance really is.
Luccia:Vat do you mean your brilliance. It is my genius that
makes this possible.
Lucca:No way you hack.
Luccia:Bitch
Lucca:I'll give you a bitch you (Beep)
*Ring*
UM:Those girls are really something special.(Man I need a woman)
Knuckles:Let's see how tails did with the interviews.
Tails:So are you two ready to fight in a swirling mass of time.
Crono:.....
Serge:.....
Tails:Back to you.-.-
UM:*on phone*Yes I know it's tough on you both. Let's see...
I know how about both of you meet me in my office after
the show.(SCORE!)Okay bye.
Knuckles:Looks like the match is about to start.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS THE MASTER OF
TIME ITSELF CRONO!
*Epoch appears and cron flies out in style*
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING 115 POUNDS THE MASTER OF
FATE SERGE!
*A hole opens in the roof and serge floats onto the ring*
UM:Since we all know these two can't speak we've attached a device
that can make their thoughts vocal.
Crono:(You're a wimp. You didn't even travel through time)
Serge:(At least I had more than 7 charecters in my game)
*DING DING DING*
UM:Wow. Thanks to Tails we can see better than ever on the screen.
Knuckles:Looks like both are starting off with just normal attacks.
Crono:(Your head is mine)
Serge:(Bite me)*attacks with 6 point combo*
UM:That's the great thing about serge he can attack 6 at a time.
*Crono launches lightning*
Knuckles:The thing about crono though, is that he can use magic
whenever he wants. Serge has to keep attacking to
build magic points.
UM:Here's the best part. The portal below them has been set to
take the losers body to the end of time. So whether their
alive or not is not my problem.
Knuckles:AMAZING!
UM:O_o
Knuckles:What?
UM:You sound like Crocodile Hunter.
Knuckles:I do not
UM:Do to.
*Meanwhile*
Serge:(Shoot this isn't working....GOOD. now I have at least enough for
Luminare.)
Crono:(Uh Serge)
Serge:(What?)
Crono:(I can hear you.)
Serge:(BEEP)(Fine then. Block this if you can)
UM:Holy Lightning Bolts Knuckles.They're both going to cast Luminare.
Tails:WHOA! It's getting bright down here. I'm backing out.
Knuckles:This is not how my career was supposed to end.
UM:Don't worry. In my fic. most civlians stay safe.^_^
Knuckles:Oy Vae.
*Luminares make contact. Stadium starts shaking.*
UM:Oh MAN. I'll lose my cleaning deposit for sure.
Knuckles:I think they both stopped.
*Ring virtually destroyed. Crono and Serge each trying to push each other over.*
Serge:(You can't beat me. I clearly have the stonger magic)
Crono:(You do have a lot of power...but that doesn't make you the winner)
Serge:(What do you mean.)
Crono:(You'll have to attack me again to get it back.)
Serge:(So.....Ohh CRAP).
Crono:(Bye Bye)^-^*Casts Luminare*
Serge:(NOOOOOOOOOO)*Flies into portal*
Crono:(Say hi to Spekkio for me)
UM:It looks like Crono is the winner!
Knuckles:AMAZING!
UM:Oh man. Well see all of you next time when Tails, Knuckles, and I
cover the next great match GANON VS. SEPHIROTH. Until then I've
got two scientists to talk to. See you.*Leaves*
Tails:That guy really needs to get a life.
Knuckles:You said it.
*ZAP*
Tails:Hey UM how did you get here. You're in your office.
UM:I've come from 30 minutes in the future. You've got to stop him.
It's a trick so Lucca and Luccia can.....
Present UM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Future:Ahh Crap. Don't worry it will only hurt for a while.
*end********************************************************************************************
Note:Sorry if it seemed like forever. I was on vacation. As always R and R.
The future of the fic depends on it. Keep on typing.^-^
Didn't we do this last week?
UM:Welcome back action viewers to the glory that is System Deathmatch.
Last time we had a little trouble, and Sonic went nuts. Well I'm
pleased to announce his replacement. Please welcome the Dude
from Down Under...KNUCKLES!!!
Knuckles:G'Day everybody. I hope that I can fill the void where
Sonic used to be.
UM:I hope so. I have a special treat...to give us better close ups
and improved interviews is our guy in the sky...TAILS! Let's
check in on him over the ring.
Tails:This is tails looking over the audience, and everybody looks
ready for the next match...back to you.
UM:Thanks. Our next match is one of legendary magnitude. Yes i'm
talking about our favorite titans of time CRONO VS. SERGE.
Knuckles:Yes people will be talking about this one for a while since
we're adding a little challenge to the match.
UM:Thanks to our ladies in R & D. We were able to make our very
own...TIME PORTAL!!!
*At the lab*
Lucca:YES. I the great Lucca have once again managed to show
how great my brilliance really is.
Luccia:Vat do you mean your brilliance. It is my genius that
makes this possible.
Lucca:No way you hack.
Luccia:Bitch
Lucca:I'll give you a bitch you (Beep)
*Ring*
UM:Those girls are really something special.(Man I need a woman)
Knuckles:Let's see how tails did with the interviews.
Tails:So are you two ready to fight in a swirling mass of time.
Crono:.....
Serge:.....
Tails:Back to you.-.-
UM:*on phone*Yes I know it's tough on you both. Let's see...
I know how about both of you meet me in my office after
the show.(SCORE!)Okay bye.
Knuckles:Looks like the match is about to start.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS THE MASTER OF
TIME ITSELF CRONO!
*Epoch appears and cron flies out in style*
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING 115 POUNDS THE MASTER OF
FATE SERGE!
*A hole opens in the roof and serge floats onto the ring*
UM:Since we all know these two can't speak we've attached a device
that can make their thoughts vocal.
Crono:(You're a wimp. You didn't even travel through time)
Serge:(At least I had more than 7 charecters in my game)
*DING DING DING*
UM:Wow. Thanks to Tails we can see better than ever on the screen.
Knuckles:Looks like both are starting off with just normal attacks.
Crono:(Your head is mine)
Serge:(Bite me)*attacks with 6 point combo*
UM:That's the great thing about serge he can attack 6 at a time.
*Crono launches lightning*
Knuckles:The thing about crono though, is that he can use magic
whenever he wants. Serge has to keep attacking to
build magic points.
UM:Here's the best part. The portal below them has been set to
take the losers body to the end of time. So whether their
alive or not is not my problem.
Knuckles:AMAZING!
UM:O_o
Knuckles:What?
UM:You sound like Crocodile Hunter.
Knuckles:I do not
UM:Do to.
*Meanwhile*
Serge:(Shoot this isn't working....GOOD. now I have at least enough for
Luminare.)
Crono:(Uh Serge)
Serge:(What?)
Crono:(I can hear you.)
Serge:(BEEP)(Fine then. Block this if you can)
UM:Holy Lightning Bolts Knuckles.They're both going to cast Luminare.
Tails:WHOA! It's getting bright down here. I'm backing out.
Knuckles:This is not how my career was supposed to end.
UM:Don't worry. In my fic. most civlians stay safe.^_^
Knuckles:Oy Vae.
*Luminares make contact. Stadium starts shaking.*
UM:Oh MAN. I'll lose my cleaning deposit for sure.
Knuckles:I think they both stopped.
*Ring virtually destroyed. Crono and Serge each trying to push each other over.*
Serge:(You can't beat me. I clearly have the stonger magic)
Crono:(You do have a lot of power...but that doesn't make you the winner)
Serge:(What do you mean.)
Crono:(You'll have to attack me again to get it back.)
Serge:(So.....Ohh CRAP).
Crono:(Bye Bye)^-^*Casts Luminare*
Serge:(NOOOOOOOOOO)*Flies into portal*
Crono:(Say hi to Spekkio for me)
UM:It looks like Crono is the winner!
Knuckles:AMAZING!
UM:Oh man. Well see all of you next time when Tails, Knuckles, and I
cover the next great match GANON VS. SEPHIROTH. Until then I've
got two scientists to talk to. See you.*Leaves*
Tails:That guy really needs to get a life.
Knuckles:You said it.
*ZAP*
Tails:Hey UM how did you get here. You're in your office.
UM:I've come from 30 minutes in the future. You've got to stop him.
It's a trick so Lucca and Luccia can.....
Present UM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Future:Ahh Crap. Don't worry it will only hurt for a while.
*end********************************************************************************************
Note:Sorry if it seemed like forever. I was on vacation. As always R and R.
The future of the fic depends on it. Keep on typing.^-^