Chapter 7
How Much is That Cannon in the Window.
UM:Long time no see action readers. Welcome to another
episode of system deathmatch.
Knuckles:You mean everybody can start reading again?
UM:I guess.
Knuckles:THANK GOD!!! The icemaker tails got was
starting to break down, not to mention my
sanity.
UM:On top of that our informational computer has been on
the fritz. That's why i've added a new member to the
R+D team. May I introduce greatest mind from the
Tenchi Muyo series Professor Washu.
Knuckles:Is that legal.
UM:What do you mean.
Knuckles:I mean...is it okay to bring in a charecter from
a totally different fic category.
UM:C'mon humor me, it was either her, or Dr. Wily.(shivers)
So please humor me on this.
Knuckles:You know that we're going to have to stretch the
budget further to afford her.
UM:On the contrary, I was able to get her for free.
Tails:How'd you do that?
UM:I promised her full use of our equipment, and that knuckles
volunteer for her experiments once and a while.
Knuckles:Whatyoutalkingabout.
UM:Don't worry about it.
Knuckles:But
UM:I SAID don't worry about it.
Knuckles:This is gonna bite major wind.
UM:Let's see how washu is doing with the computer. How are you doing
Washu.
Washu:Well givin the fact that this computer is hardly up
to my standards, I was able to find out what's going
on.
UM:and that would be?
Washu:If this virus isn't purged soon you're computer is going
to start blowing up.
UM:O_O
Washu:^_^Don't worry about it. With my genius at work i'll
fix the problem in no time...oh and could you send
down knuckles please?
UM:Sure no prob.Bye.
Knuckles:Don't I get a say in this?
UM:No. A word of advice...just keep your eyes closed.
You don't want to see what she can do to you.
Knuckles:Crrrraaaap.*leaves*
UM:Looks like this is a good time for the labs dynamic duo
Lucca and Luccia to show off their new invention.
Lucca:Yes. Thanks to our great minds, and a little help from
Norstein Beckler, we were able to make a clone of knuckles.
UM:Wow. Let's see it.*Clone appears*
Clone:Let's...get...it...on.
UM:Uhhh Lucca?
Lucca:Hey it's a clone, not a conversation peice.
UM:This is what 300 a week gets you to make?
Lucca:Let's start seeing some cash, then we'll talk quality.Bye.
UM:v_vOkay readers, despite the technical problems we're having
let's try to start this fight.
Clone:Yes...let's.
UM:Today's cybernetic clash is between the blue bomber of tomorrow X
versus a lontime veteran femme fighter Samus Aran.
Clone:Yes.
UM:O_oUhhh. Let's go see tails and his interview with the fighters.
Tails:I'm here with X and Samus, now samus what are your plans for
the upcoming fight.
Samus:All I can say is i'm gonna beat his big blue brains out.
X:You're all talk. Without that suit you're nothing.
Samus:You talk like a girl!
X:You are a girl!
Tails:There you have it. Two fighters that are acting very wierd.
UM:*sigh*I need a vacation. Okay clone the fights ready to go.
Clone:AUTHOR MUST DIE!
UM:What the...?
*Meanwhile in Washus' Lab*
Knuckles:*Strapped down*Uhhh Washu shouldn't you be concentrating
on the virus.
Washu:Don't worry, I was able to trap it into a single database.
Knuckles:What sort of database.
Washu:Ohhh just a metal dummy I saw in the closet. As long as it isn't
turned on there shouldn't be a problem.
UM:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Knuckles:What was that?
Washu:Nothing. Now which probe would you like me to use...the rod, the drill
or BOTH!
Knuckles:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*At the ring*
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING 110 POUNDS. THE MISS OF METROID BUSTING...
SAMUS ARAN!!!
*Samus enters by slowly phasing into the ring*
Samus:They got nothin' on me.
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING 250 POUNDS. THE BLUE BOMBER OF TOMORROW
MEGA MAN X!!!
*X appears in full armor*
X:CHEESE!
Tails:This is starting to get wierd.
*DING DING DING*
*Meanwhile*
UM:What am I going to do? I can't stay in this closet forever. I need a weapon
of some kind. It's times like this I wish I built an armory.
Clone:AUTHOR...MUST...DIE!!!
UM:EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!
*Back at the ring*
X:Suck on this.*Fires chrged shots*
Samus: HA! You can't hit me in ball mode.*Curls up into ball*
X:Damn...I didn't want to do this till later but....
Samus:C'mon girly voice. Hit me with your best shot.
X:UUUURRRGGGHHHH FINE! NOVA STRIKE!
*Meanwhile*
UM:*huff puff* If I can just reach the emergancy hatch at the roof i'll
be okay.
Clone:I...DON'T...THINK...SO...BUD!
UM:I WANT MY MOMMY!
X:Ugh..Where is she?
Samus:SURPRISE*Fires ice beam*
X:NO...*Gets frozen*
Samus:Giving me the cold shoulder already Heh.
Tails:Where's UM? He'd usually comment about that very bad joke.
Samus:Time to say goodbye.
X:NO...IT...ISN'T!*Breaks Out*
Tails:Well this fight is going to end soon, and nobody has announced it.
WWWAAAAAHHHHH!
Tails:Hey I recognize that high pitch voice it's UM. He's on the roof scaffolds.
UM:*Sob Sob Sob*I'm cutting R+Ds' funds if I live through this.
Clone:READY...TO...DIE?
UM:I think not.*Knocks clone off with loose pipe*
Clone:Oh...(Beep)*Crashes into the ring*
X:What the?
Samus:This is messed up...let's kill it.
X:Okay.
*Blasts clone to pieces.*
Samus:Well that was satisfying.
X:Yeah...Hey samus.
Samus:What?
X:THINK FAST!*KABOOOOM*They always fall for that.
UM:Well I guess X is the winner for this one.
Knuckles:And I guess you'll wish that clone killed you.
UM:Hey look everyone...Knuckles is still alive.
Tails:And I escaped unharmed. Who's the dumb one now huh?
UM:*grumble*Thanks for putting up with the technical difficulties.
See you next time for our next death defying deathmatch. Cecil VS. Nall.
Kill...Author.
UM:Dear god!O_O
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How Much is That Cannon in the Window.
UM:Long time no see action readers. Welcome to another
episode of system deathmatch.
Knuckles:You mean everybody can start reading again?
UM:I guess.
Knuckles:THANK GOD!!! The icemaker tails got was
starting to break down, not to mention my
sanity.
UM:On top of that our informational computer has been on
the fritz. That's why i've added a new member to the
R+D team. May I introduce greatest mind from the
Tenchi Muyo series Professor Washu.
Knuckles:Is that legal.
UM:What do you mean.
Knuckles:I mean...is it okay to bring in a charecter from
a totally different fic category.
UM:C'mon humor me, it was either her, or Dr. Wily.(shivers)
So please humor me on this.
Knuckles:You know that we're going to have to stretch the
budget further to afford her.
UM:On the contrary, I was able to get her for free.
Tails:How'd you do that?
UM:I promised her full use of our equipment, and that knuckles
volunteer for her experiments once and a while.
Knuckles:Whatyoutalkingabout.
UM:Don't worry about it.
Knuckles:But
UM:I SAID don't worry about it.
Knuckles:This is gonna bite major wind.
UM:Let's see how washu is doing with the computer. How are you doing
Washu.
Washu:Well givin the fact that this computer is hardly up
to my standards, I was able to find out what's going
on.
UM:and that would be?
Washu:If this virus isn't purged soon you're computer is going
to start blowing up.
UM:O_O
Washu:^_^Don't worry about it. With my genius at work i'll
fix the problem in no time...oh and could you send
down knuckles please?
UM:Sure no prob.Bye.
Knuckles:Don't I get a say in this?
UM:No. A word of advice...just keep your eyes closed.
You don't want to see what she can do to you.
Knuckles:Crrrraaaap.*leaves*
UM:Looks like this is a good time for the labs dynamic duo
Lucca and Luccia to show off their new invention.
Lucca:Yes. Thanks to our great minds, and a little help from
Norstein Beckler, we were able to make a clone of knuckles.
UM:Wow. Let's see it.*Clone appears*
Clone:Let's...get...it...on.
UM:Uhhh Lucca?
Lucca:Hey it's a clone, not a conversation peice.
UM:This is what 300 a week gets you to make?
Lucca:Let's start seeing some cash, then we'll talk quality.Bye.
UM:v_vOkay readers, despite the technical problems we're having
let's try to start this fight.
Clone:Yes...let's.
UM:Today's cybernetic clash is between the blue bomber of tomorrow X
versus a lontime veteran femme fighter Samus Aran.
Clone:Yes.
UM:O_oUhhh. Let's go see tails and his interview with the fighters.
Tails:I'm here with X and Samus, now samus what are your plans for
the upcoming fight.
Samus:All I can say is i'm gonna beat his big blue brains out.
X:You're all talk. Without that suit you're nothing.
Samus:You talk like a girl!
X:You are a girl!
Tails:There you have it. Two fighters that are acting very wierd.
UM:*sigh*I need a vacation. Okay clone the fights ready to go.
Clone:AUTHOR MUST DIE!
UM:What the...?
*Meanwhile in Washus' Lab*
Knuckles:*Strapped down*Uhhh Washu shouldn't you be concentrating
on the virus.
Washu:Don't worry, I was able to trap it into a single database.
Knuckles:What sort of database.
Washu:Ohhh just a metal dummy I saw in the closet. As long as it isn't
turned on there shouldn't be a problem.
UM:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Knuckles:What was that?
Washu:Nothing. Now which probe would you like me to use...the rod, the drill
or BOTH!
Knuckles:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
*At the ring*
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING 110 POUNDS. THE MISS OF METROID BUSTING...
SAMUS ARAN!!!
*Samus enters by slowly phasing into the ring*
Samus:They got nothin' on me.
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING 250 POUNDS. THE BLUE BOMBER OF TOMORROW
MEGA MAN X!!!
*X appears in full armor*
X:CHEESE!
Tails:This is starting to get wierd.
*DING DING DING*
*Meanwhile*
UM:What am I going to do? I can't stay in this closet forever. I need a weapon
of some kind. It's times like this I wish I built an armory.
Clone:AUTHOR...MUST...DIE!!!
UM:EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!
*Back at the ring*
X:Suck on this.*Fires chrged shots*
Samus: HA! You can't hit me in ball mode.*Curls up into ball*
X:Damn...I didn't want to do this till later but....
Samus:C'mon girly voice. Hit me with your best shot.
X:UUUURRRGGGHHHH FINE! NOVA STRIKE!
*Meanwhile*
UM:*huff puff* If I can just reach the emergancy hatch at the roof i'll
be okay.
Clone:I...DON'T...THINK...SO...BUD!
UM:I WANT MY MOMMY!
X:Ugh..Where is she?
Samus:SURPRISE*Fires ice beam*
X:NO...*Gets frozen*
Samus:Giving me the cold shoulder already Heh.
Tails:Where's UM? He'd usually comment about that very bad joke.
Samus:Time to say goodbye.
X:NO...IT...ISN'T!*Breaks Out*
Tails:Well this fight is going to end soon, and nobody has announced it.
WWWAAAAAHHHHH!
Tails:Hey I recognize that high pitch voice it's UM. He's on the roof scaffolds.
UM:*Sob Sob Sob*I'm cutting R+Ds' funds if I live through this.
Clone:READY...TO...DIE?
UM:I think not.*Knocks clone off with loose pipe*
Clone:Oh...(Beep)*Crashes into the ring*
X:What the?
Samus:This is messed up...let's kill it.
X:Okay.
*Blasts clone to pieces.*
Samus:Well that was satisfying.
X:Yeah...Hey samus.
Samus:What?
X:THINK FAST!*KABOOOOM*They always fall for that.
UM:Well I guess X is the winner for this one.
Knuckles:And I guess you'll wish that clone killed you.
UM:Hey look everyone...Knuckles is still alive.
Tails:And I escaped unharmed. Who's the dumb one now huh?
UM:*grumble*Thanks for putting up with the technical difficulties.
See you next time for our next death defying deathmatch. Cecil VS. Nall.
Kill...Author.
UM:Dear god!O_O
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Note:Wow it's been crazy. I'm just glad I can post and read from the site again.
In case you forgot(kidding)...Send in your reviews that will determine the fate
of our contenders. Let's hope that this never happens again.^_^