Episode 8
They use bleach.
UM:Wow loyal readers. So far it's been a exciting if not nutty season
of system deathmatch.
Knuckles:and I bet it's gonna get worse right?
UM:Are you psychic or something?
Knuckles:I have something called common sense.
UM:Whoa! Can you show me how to use it?
Knuckles:o_OMaybe later.
UM:Today's battle involves two charecters with white hair.
Knuckles:Are you sure washu didn't just bleach them?
Washu::P.A:I heard that!
Knuckles:Eeep.
UM:If anyone is listening, today's fighters are going to be Cecil VS. Nall
Knuckles:Cecil from?
UM:Final Fantasy 4.
Knuckles:and Nall from?
UM:Lunar 1 and 2.
Knuckles:I have nothing to say about this.
UM:That's a first.
Knuckles:Just get tails on before someone gets hurt.
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Tails:Well cecil, how does it feel to be put back in the spotlight after
so many years.
Cecil:You mean I wasn't.
Tails:Uhhh well nall, are you ready to fight to the death? Even though
nobody has ever seen you fight, and you were only a human in the
2nd.
Nall:I'M NOT! Some guy drugged me and stuffed me in a garbage bag
UM::From booth:DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
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Knuckles:Is there ever a time when you don't stuff a person in a garbage bag?
UM:Oh please. You've done plenty of rotton things to sonic.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER...
UM:Now look, were missing the announcer.
Announcer:THE REFURBISHED ICON OF YESTERDAY...CECIL.
:With a flash of light cecil appears:
Cecil:Hey I still got it.
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER...ANOTHER...REDONE GUY/DRAGON WHATEVER...NALL
:Nall comes in his white cat form.:
Cecil:This is my opponent?
Nall:Wait a second....Ah shoot.
UM:He can't seem to transform into a human.
Nall:Wait a sec...I can do this.
Cecil:Hurry up.
Nall:This never happens back home.
Cecil:Where do you live.
Nall:The moon.
Cecil:Hey I went to the moon to.
UM:Ahhh crap.
Nall:What did it look like?
Cecil:It looked like someone puked on it.
UM:HEY GUYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING!
Cecil:Look I can't fight a white cat.
UM:Then have him be a dragon.
Nall:I can do that.
:Nall now turns into a dragon that could fill half the ring.:
Knuckles:I hope the audience doesn't suffocate.
Cecil:Hey time out.
UM:What now?
Cecil:This seems a little unfair.
UM:How so?
Cecil:He's a huge dragon.
UM:So? I had pikachu go against Nemesis and that was all right.
Knuckles:Pikachu got chopped into pieces.
UM:Oh yeah...hmmmm.
Knuckles:Oh what now?
UM:I'm clueless.
Everybody:O_O
Voice:Then let me take a whack at it!
Knuckles:What the?
UM:It's cid.
Knuckles:Uhh which one?
UM:Let's see goggles, beard, keen interest in solving problems without swearing,
it must be cid from FF 4.
Knuckles:Looks like someone needs a new hobby.
Cecil:Hey cid, think you can solve this dilemma?
Cid:I have in my hands an elixer that will solve all your problems. Here drink it.
Cecil:Well it's not like you were ever wrong before so ok.:drinks potion:
UM:Hey cid what is the potion made.
Cid:Well after some experimentation I was able to make a potion that could cause
a person to grow from base height.
UM:But couldn't you have just shrunk nall with a mini spell or something?
Cid:Ohhh...I guess so.
Cecil:CCCIIIIIIDDDD!:Cecil starts to grow...except his clothes:
UM:OH GOD!
Knuckles:I think i've gone blind.
UM:Hey washu, teleport big guy here some clothes.
Washu:Sure...Glad i'm not there.
UM:Don't push it.:Clothes appear on cecil.:
Cecil:I guess we can fight now.
Nall:OK!....DIE!!*Fires dragon breath*
Cecil:UUURRRGGGHHH! How unfortunate for you that I brought my....
Nall:What?
Cecil:I LOST MY SWORD!
UM:I guess it snapped off after you grew.
Knuckles:Was it Ragnarok.
Cecil:YES.
Knuckles:Ooohhh. That must have been a downer.
Cecil:Guess it's back to basics.*suckerpunches nall*
Nall:Oowwww that's it!*Bites cecil*
Cecil:Aaacckk. Now i'll probably need a rabies shot.
Nall:I do NOT have rabies!
Cecil:The way your face looks, how could I tell?
Nall:YOU JERK!
UM:Wow I think I need earplugs with all this yelling.
Knuckles:WHAT?
UM:Cut it out knuckles that isn't funny.
Knuckles:WHAT?
Cecil:Ha Ha. With my superior stength I won't...hey what the.
Cid:Oh that's another thing, the potion doesn't last very long.
Cecil:Cid you prick.
UM:Woah talk about OOC.
Nall:Well well well.
Cecil:Ahhh (BEEP)*Sees ragnarok*eh heh.
Nall:I think i'll have you for lunch.
UM:Is everybody OOC today.
Knuckles:I think I wet myself.
UM:O_O
Cecil:Ragnarok don't fail me now.*Throws sword at nall*
Nall:Aaaaauuuuggghhhhh!
Cecil:When it comes to swords Ragnarok is the best. By my standards at least.
UM:I've seen better.
Nall:This is...the last time...I do...cameos.*Dies*
UM:Well knuckles I guess that wraps up another....uhhh knuckles. Hey
ther's a note.
Dear UM,
I had to borrow knuckles for a while, you know the drill.
Washu.^_^
UM:A perfect end to a perfect day. I guess it's so long for now.
If you didn't know anything about the charecters or games
presented today then...look it up. you're using the internet
after all. Tune in next time when our man in tights Link
faces newcomer demon Machiaval. Later.^_^
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Sorry if this was a bit confusing. That's the last time I listen to a fruit vendor.
Just kidding. So send in your reviews telling link to win. Man even I know how
predictable this is. Soon i'll be adding onto my name, as soon as I think of it.
oh and of course "Keep on reading"
They use bleach.
UM:Wow loyal readers. So far it's been a exciting if not nutty season
of system deathmatch.
Knuckles:and I bet it's gonna get worse right?
UM:Are you psychic or something?
Knuckles:I have something called common sense.
UM:Whoa! Can you show me how to use it?
Knuckles:o_OMaybe later.
UM:Today's battle involves two charecters with white hair.
Knuckles:Are you sure washu didn't just bleach them?
Washu::P.A:I heard that!
Knuckles:Eeep.
UM:If anyone is listening, today's fighters are going to be Cecil VS. Nall
Knuckles:Cecil from?
UM:Final Fantasy 4.
Knuckles:and Nall from?
UM:Lunar 1 and 2.
Knuckles:I have nothing to say about this.
UM:That's a first.
Knuckles:Just get tails on before someone gets hurt.
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Tails:Well cecil, how does it feel to be put back in the spotlight after
so many years.
Cecil:You mean I wasn't.
Tails:Uhhh well nall, are you ready to fight to the death? Even though
nobody has ever seen you fight, and you were only a human in the
2nd.
Nall:I'M NOT! Some guy drugged me and stuffed me in a garbage bag
UM::From booth:DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
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Knuckles:Is there ever a time when you don't stuff a person in a garbage bag?
UM:Oh please. You've done plenty of rotton things to sonic.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER...
UM:Now look, were missing the announcer.
Announcer:THE REFURBISHED ICON OF YESTERDAY...CECIL.
:With a flash of light cecil appears:
Cecil:Hey I still got it.
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER...ANOTHER...REDONE GUY/DRAGON WHATEVER...NALL
:Nall comes in his white cat form.:
Cecil:This is my opponent?
Nall:Wait a second....Ah shoot.
UM:He can't seem to transform into a human.
Nall:Wait a sec...I can do this.
Cecil:Hurry up.
Nall:This never happens back home.
Cecil:Where do you live.
Nall:The moon.
Cecil:Hey I went to the moon to.
UM:Ahhh crap.
Nall:What did it look like?
Cecil:It looked like someone puked on it.
UM:HEY GUYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING!
Cecil:Look I can't fight a white cat.
UM:Then have him be a dragon.
Nall:I can do that.
:Nall now turns into a dragon that could fill half the ring.:
Knuckles:I hope the audience doesn't suffocate.
Cecil:Hey time out.
UM:What now?
Cecil:This seems a little unfair.
UM:How so?
Cecil:He's a huge dragon.
UM:So? I had pikachu go against Nemesis and that was all right.
Knuckles:Pikachu got chopped into pieces.
UM:Oh yeah...hmmmm.
Knuckles:Oh what now?
UM:I'm clueless.
Everybody:O_O
Voice:Then let me take a whack at it!
Knuckles:What the?
UM:It's cid.
Knuckles:Uhh which one?
UM:Let's see goggles, beard, keen interest in solving problems without swearing,
it must be cid from FF 4.
Knuckles:Looks like someone needs a new hobby.
Cecil:Hey cid, think you can solve this dilemma?
Cid:I have in my hands an elixer that will solve all your problems. Here drink it.
Cecil:Well it's not like you were ever wrong before so ok.:drinks potion:
UM:Hey cid what is the potion made.
Cid:Well after some experimentation I was able to make a potion that could cause
a person to grow from base height.
UM:But couldn't you have just shrunk nall with a mini spell or something?
Cid:Ohhh...I guess so.
Cecil:CCCIIIIIIDDDD!:Cecil starts to grow...except his clothes:
UM:OH GOD!
Knuckles:I think i've gone blind.
UM:Hey washu, teleport big guy here some clothes.
Washu:Sure...Glad i'm not there.
UM:Don't push it.:Clothes appear on cecil.:
Cecil:I guess we can fight now.
Nall:OK!....DIE!!*Fires dragon breath*
Cecil:UUURRRGGGHHH! How unfortunate for you that I brought my....
Nall:What?
Cecil:I LOST MY SWORD!
UM:I guess it snapped off after you grew.
Knuckles:Was it Ragnarok.
Cecil:YES.
Knuckles:Ooohhh. That must have been a downer.
Cecil:Guess it's back to basics.*suckerpunches nall*
Nall:Oowwww that's it!*Bites cecil*
Cecil:Aaacckk. Now i'll probably need a rabies shot.
Nall:I do NOT have rabies!
Cecil:The way your face looks, how could I tell?
Nall:YOU JERK!
UM:Wow I think I need earplugs with all this yelling.
Knuckles:WHAT?
UM:Cut it out knuckles that isn't funny.
Knuckles:WHAT?
Cecil:Ha Ha. With my superior stength I won't...hey what the.
Cid:Oh that's another thing, the potion doesn't last very long.
Cecil:Cid you prick.
UM:Woah talk about OOC.
Nall:Well well well.
Cecil:Ahhh (BEEP)*Sees ragnarok*eh heh.
Nall:I think i'll have you for lunch.
UM:Is everybody OOC today.
Knuckles:I think I wet myself.
UM:O_O
Cecil:Ragnarok don't fail me now.*Throws sword at nall*
Nall:Aaaaauuuuggghhhhh!
Cecil:When it comes to swords Ragnarok is the best. By my standards at least.
UM:I've seen better.
Nall:This is...the last time...I do...cameos.*Dies*
UM:Well knuckles I guess that wraps up another....uhhh knuckles. Hey
ther's a note.
Dear UM,
I had to borrow knuckles for a while, you know the drill.
Washu.^_^
UM:A perfect end to a perfect day. I guess it's so long for now.
If you didn't know anything about the charecters or games
presented today then...look it up. you're using the internet
after all. Tune in next time when our man in tights Link
faces newcomer demon Machiaval. Later.^_^
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry if this was a bit confusing. That's the last time I listen to a fruit vendor.
Just kidding. So send in your reviews telling link to win. Man even I know how
predictable this is. Soon i'll be adding onto my name, as soon as I think of it.
oh and of course "Keep on reading"