Episode 9
GO! LINK! GO!
Tails:Hello everyone. Welcome back to System Deathmatch. UM and Knuckles are
busy getting everything ready for the season finale so i'm going to
be your announcer....Here's a note from UM.
Tails,
Since your announcer today, make sure you get a partner to assist
you. Treat your partner the same way I would and try to act
professional. Make sure nothing gets trashed until we get back.
I'm sure you can do it.
UM
P.S: Above all else, make sure Link wins or a bloodthirsty
fan club will kill us all. ^_^
Rob Schneider:*in his accent*You can do it tails.
Tails:Man i'm here for only 5 minutes and rob schneiders already
bugging me.
Rob:Fine. I can take a hint.*leaves*
Tails:APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T!(sigh) Now to get a partner. Hmmmmm.
I know.*Dials phone.* Hello I thought since your friend
is fighting today, you would want to help announce it
with me. You will, thanks bye.*hangs up* She should be here
soon.
High voice:HHHHEEEEELLLLLOOOOO!
Tails:Aaahhh! You scared me navi.
Navi:I'm just so excited that you called me.
Tails:Why?
Navi:Very few people voluntarily call me for help, so this was a great
surprise.
Tails:Oh.(Oh my god what have I done.)
Navi:So which one of my friends is fighting?
Tails:*gulp*Link.
Navi:WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT! My link is going to fight!?
Tails:That's what the schedule says.
Navi:What kind of fight is this?
Tails:Uuuhhhh...a pillow fight?
Navi:Now's not a good time to piss me off.
Tails:oooohhh.....Deathmatch.
Navil:THAT'S INSANE!
Tails:(You're one to talk.) Don't worry. I was told to make sure link
wins.
Navi:Ohhhh...*phew* okay. So who's he fighting?
Tails:Let's see...hmmm...aw shoot.
Navi:What?
Tails:It's the Demon Lord of darkness Machiaval from the Playstation 2
game Summoner.
Navi:Heard it before with ganon. Seems there's nothing to worry about.
Tails:Let's see....crud.
Navi:What now?
Tails:He's a shapeshifter that can create monsters to attack his opponent,
and...he's purple.
Navi:Is that it?
Tails:I'm not sure? We weren't able to get a complete list of his abilities.
Navi:I'm sure it'll be alright. If not i'll make sure it will be.
Tails:Well here they come.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS. THE HERO OF TIME...
LINK!
*Like in SSB link enters via teleportation*
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 500 POUNDS. THE DEMON OF
DARKNESS...MACHIAVAL!
*In a blaze of black fire and smoke machiaval appears.*
Tails:Eeep. It looks like link is outsized.
Navi:Then do something mr. pro.
Link:I've beat trash far worse than you.
Machiaval:Suck it.
*Link strikes with Biggoron's sword, while mach. uses his very huge fists and legs
to attack*
Link:UUUUAAAAHHH!
Navi:My poor linky.
Tails:Shoot I gotta do something. Navi go get a weapon.
Navi:O-kay ^_^
Tails:Well people link is barely holding his own, while i'm going to make
sure that changes.
Navi:I'm bbbaaaaacccckkk.
Tails:Fine fine....WHAT THE HELL!? *oops*
Navi:What...this isn't enough?
Tails:IT'S AN H-BOMB!
Navi:^_^ I know. It looked so big so I thought this would be fine.
Tails:It's official, you're nuts.
Navi:Let's just blow up big purple there and end it.
Tails:I'd like to think we can stay alive as well.O_O
Navi:Well i'm off.
Tails:I need a new job.V_V
Mach.:Well boy looks like it's time for you to die. HA HA HA
Navi:Hmm...right here.*drops bomb*
Mach:HA HA *gulp* whaa
Tails:AAAAHHHhh O_O
Navi:Wha-oh
Mach:I don't feel so good*BBBBUUUUUrrrrppppp*
Link:Whhhoooo what died in your stomach?
Tails:Hey link, big demon there should have his guts blown now so
get him.
Link:Alright. KYAAAAAHHHHHH! *slashes Mach.*
Mach:But I didn't feel it explode....oh #$%^&*@
Tails:HE'S GONNA BLOW. RUN FOR IT!
*BOOOOOOOOM*
Navi:Link are you okay?
Link:NAVI? I told you not to call me anymore.
Navi:Aww but link, how can I go on without you.
Link:Easy get a life.
Tails:Looks like i'm staying late tonight.
UM:*PA* Hey tails were done and we're coming back in an hour.
Tails:Fine I guess.
UM:Good see you then bye.*click*
Tails:I'm seeing my agent after this. Well people, come back for
our season finale. Solid Snake VS. Bowser. It's going to be
a literal blast. and you won't be dissapointed either.
see ya.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well it's like they say. I don't know it, but I do know the season is drawing
to a close. I am goin to go all out with it and I hope you come back to enjoy
it. Read, Review, Vote. I am expecting a good turnout. Keep on reading. ^_^
GO! LINK! GO!
Tails:Hello everyone. Welcome back to System Deathmatch. UM and Knuckles are
busy getting everything ready for the season finale so i'm going to
be your announcer....Here's a note from UM.
Tails,
Since your announcer today, make sure you get a partner to assist
you. Treat your partner the same way I would and try to act
professional. Make sure nothing gets trashed until we get back.
I'm sure you can do it.
UM
P.S: Above all else, make sure Link wins or a bloodthirsty
fan club will kill us all. ^_^
Rob Schneider:*in his accent*You can do it tails.
Tails:Man i'm here for only 5 minutes and rob schneiders already
bugging me.
Rob:Fine. I can take a hint.*leaves*
Tails:APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T!(sigh) Now to get a partner. Hmmmmm.
I know.*Dials phone.* Hello I thought since your friend
is fighting today, you would want to help announce it
with me. You will, thanks bye.*hangs up* She should be here
soon.
High voice:HHHHEEEEELLLLLOOOOO!
Tails:Aaahhh! You scared me navi.
Navi:I'm just so excited that you called me.
Tails:Why?
Navi:Very few people voluntarily call me for help, so this was a great
surprise.
Tails:Oh.(Oh my god what have I done.)
Navi:So which one of my friends is fighting?
Tails:*gulp*Link.
Navi:WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT! My link is going to fight!?
Tails:That's what the schedule says.
Navi:What kind of fight is this?
Tails:Uuuhhhh...a pillow fight?
Navi:Now's not a good time to piss me off.
Tails:oooohhh.....Deathmatch.
Navil:THAT'S INSANE!
Tails:(You're one to talk.) Don't worry. I was told to make sure link
wins.
Navi:Ohhhh...*phew* okay. So who's he fighting?
Tails:Let's see...hmmm...aw shoot.
Navi:What?
Tails:It's the Demon Lord of darkness Machiaval from the Playstation 2
game Summoner.
Navi:Heard it before with ganon. Seems there's nothing to worry about.
Tails:Let's see....crud.
Navi:What now?
Tails:He's a shapeshifter that can create monsters to attack his opponent,
and...he's purple.
Navi:Is that it?
Tails:I'm not sure? We weren't able to get a complete list of his abilities.
Navi:I'm sure it'll be alright. If not i'll make sure it will be.
Tails:Well here they come.
Announcer:IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS. THE HERO OF TIME...
LINK!
*Like in SSB link enters via teleportation*
Announcer:AND IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 500 POUNDS. THE DEMON OF
DARKNESS...MACHIAVAL!
*In a blaze of black fire and smoke machiaval appears.*
Tails:Eeep. It looks like link is outsized.
Navi:Then do something mr. pro.
Link:I've beat trash far worse than you.
Machiaval:Suck it.
*Link strikes with Biggoron's sword, while mach. uses his very huge fists and legs
to attack*
Link:UUUUAAAAHHH!
Navi:My poor linky.
Tails:Shoot I gotta do something. Navi go get a weapon.
Navi:O-kay ^_^
Tails:Well people link is barely holding his own, while i'm going to make
sure that changes.
Navi:I'm bbbaaaaacccckkk.
Tails:Fine fine....WHAT THE HELL!? *oops*
Navi:What...this isn't enough?
Tails:IT'S AN H-BOMB!
Navi:^_^ I know. It looked so big so I thought this would be fine.
Tails:It's official, you're nuts.
Navi:Let's just blow up big purple there and end it.
Tails:I'd like to think we can stay alive as well.O_O
Navi:Well i'm off.
Tails:I need a new job.V_V
Mach.:Well boy looks like it's time for you to die. HA HA HA
Navi:Hmm...right here.*drops bomb*
Mach:HA HA *gulp* whaa
Tails:AAAAHHHhh O_O
Navi:Wha-oh
Mach:I don't feel so good*BBBBUUUUUrrrrppppp*
Link:Whhhoooo what died in your stomach?
Tails:Hey link, big demon there should have his guts blown now so
get him.
Link:Alright. KYAAAAAHHHHHH! *slashes Mach.*
Mach:But I didn't feel it explode....oh #$%^&*@
Tails:HE'S GONNA BLOW. RUN FOR IT!
*BOOOOOOOOM*
Navi:Link are you okay?
Link:NAVI? I told you not to call me anymore.
Navi:Aww but link, how can I go on without you.
Link:Easy get a life.
Tails:Looks like i'm staying late tonight.
UM:*PA* Hey tails were done and we're coming back in an hour.
Tails:Fine I guess.
UM:Good see you then bye.*click*
Tails:I'm seeing my agent after this. Well people, come back for
our season finale. Solid Snake VS. Bowser. It's going to be
a literal blast. and you won't be dissapointed either.
see ya.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well it's like they say. I don't know it, but I do know the season is drawing
to a close. I am goin to go all out with it and I hope you come back to enjoy
it. Read, Review, Vote. I am expecting a good turnout. Keep on reading. ^_^