A Father's Pride

           

Disclaimer: Not Mine.          

My line: Have a happy Monday!

Author's note: This is written in the same style as 'How Vegeta Obtained Immorality'. Chances are, if you liked that one, you'll like this one.

Veggie's POV.

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            "No. You can't make me, I refuse." And since I was the Sayian Prince that was the end of the matter.  I crossed my arms over my chest and turned my back on that loud-mouthed woman.

            "You are going and there's nothing you can do about it!" she retorted.

            Did I say the end of the matter…?

            "Woman. Just shut up, I'm not going."

            That woman that I had the horrible misfortune to be mated to, snorted, "You don't go mister, and you're spending the next month on the couch." She said as she poked my chest. Can you believe it? That stupid woman poked me! POKED ME! I just can't stress that enough. If there's on earth custom I hate, it's being poked.

            "Do not poke me woman!" I growled.

            She rolled her eyes; did I mention she was low classed? "Vegeta shut up. Not even you would risk a month on the couch." She narrowed her eyes, and I suddenly felt something that was definitely not nervousness. "You're pride couldn't last that long."

            The way she looked at me made me clue into the double meaning. I just hmphed, as only I can and stuck my nose in the air.  She was right, no matter how much I hated to admit it. I couldn't last a month without, ah… hoping on the good foot and all that jazz. What man could? I hade spent the last 8 years in her bed every night. Sometimes five or six times. I'm a Sayian people; I'm starting to wonder how you human males keep your women happy. Geez… the woman tells me you're lucky to make it through once. I laugh at you pathetic weaklings.

            "Good, now that you've given in." I would hit her, but that would probably send her the way of the Sayians, "Let's get ready. We've only got a hour." She grabbed my hand and tried to drag me to our room to change.

            Of course I could have broken her wrist, or at least the hold she had on mine. But that would be as easy as beating Kakkorott. What do you weaklings mean I can't beat him!? Of course I can! I just believe it to be beneath me! That's all! Foolish weaklings….

            "Put this on now." The woman ordered as she threw some painfully ugly human clothing at me that was supposedly 'in'. What the hell did that mean anyways?! Damn weaklings and you're not making sense! And why can't you just adopt normal Sayian clothing? Honestly! A tight body suit is all you need!

            I didn't argue and put on the sweater and jeans. I finished dressing and turned to face her, "Can we get this over with? I have other things to do tonight."

            She smirked at me. Smirked! That was my thing! Damn her! "Don't worry Veggie." Did I mention I was going to kill her? "When we get back, I promise I will make it worth your while. But! Only if you behave."

            Images I'm not at liberty to discuss with you weaklings danced in my mind. Well I can't discuss them and keep the rating this low anyways. "Fine. Let's go."

            Not five minutes latter we were at that damned ugly building were that brat spends most of his time. That damned woman made me sit in a damned uncomfortable chair and watch as stupid and really ugly brats danced and sang about who knows what. How can you weaklings be proud of your offspring? They're all ugly!

            I was about to fall asleep when my brat came on the stage. His teacher was yelling at him. Something about not being 'jolly' enough? What the-? I was about to get up there and blast her; I had good reasons to get home in a hurry. Telling you any of them you boost the rating of this story though.

            "Shut up you stupid woman!" my brat yelled as he powered up and blasted his teacher to Kami and back.  

            What was that I was saying about not being proud of your offspring? Well maybe you weaklings didn't have a reason. But my brat had just gotten my home a good hour earlier.

            I was very proud.

            That woman however was less then pleased. She yelled at the brat, until I reminded her of our previous plans.

            She suddenly seemed less angry.

            I wonder why?

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Lol. I dunno. I just threw up a starting line and went from there. Anyone even get a smile out of it? Lol, ah well I did! R&R!

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