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WHO WANTS TO BE AN ALPHABATEER!
--Outlaw Star Style!
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I don't own Outlaw Star or any of its Characters.....but I wishaponastar I owned Jim...::thinks about it and gets a Gene-ish grin on her face:: me? kinky?....noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I also don't own 'Who Wants to Be A Millionare'
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Solar Blade: Hello, I'm your host, Solar Blade, and this is WHO WANTS TO BE A ALPHABATEER! Today we have six VERY special contestants, Gene Starwind, Jim Hawkings, Melfina, Aisha Clan Clan, Sazuka, Gwen Khan, and Fred Luo! In what ever order I choose! So first will be...........SAZUKA!

Sazuka: ::waves:: Hi

Solar Blade: Hi Sazuka, tell us about yourself....what do you do for a living?

Sazuka: I try to kill Fred Luo ::glares at Fred::

Fred: MEEP!

Solar Blade: No No honey.....we don't do that here...anyway, lets play WHO WANTS TO WIN A BEER!

Random Audience Member (R.A.M.) #1: WRONG SHOW BLADE-BABY!

R.A.M. #2: YEAH THIS IS WHO WANTS TO BE AN ALPHABATEER!

Solar Blade: I SAID ALPHABATEER!

Jim: She's on somthing.....and its got her high somthing awful....

Solar Blade: ::throws a block of cheese at Jim:: SHUT UP! Now anyway, Sazuka, you have 85.3 lifelines so lets get started, first question:
"What Is The First Letter Of The Alphabet?
a. A
b. B
c. C
d. Purple Monkey"

Sazuka: a. A

Solar Blade: Final Awnser

Sazuka: ::nodds::

Solar Blade: CORRECT! Ok, Second question,

"What is The Second Letter Of The Alphabet?

a. A
b. B
c. C
d. Purple Monkey"

Sazuka: b. B, final awnser.

Solar Blade: That is correct, THIRD QUESTION

"What is The Third Letter Of The Alphabet?

a. A
b. B
c. C
d. Purple Monkey"

Sazuka: c. C final awnser

Solar Blade: Correct! Fourth Question:

"What is hairy, purple and has the I.Q. of Gene Starwind?

a. A
b. B
c. C
d. Purple Monkey"

Sazuka: d. Purple Monkey

Gene: Its not going to be right because I am smart and monkeys are dumb

Solar Blade: ::smacks Gene with the poptart of DOOM:: CORRECT! VERY GOOD SAZUKA! Now, you have 3 choices, you can walk away with nothing, jump to the 26th question or be smacked

Sazuka: I'll jump to the 26th question

Solar Blade: You win then, you are now an official ALPHABATEER!

NEXT TIME WE WILL PLAY WITH GWEN KHAN! BAI BAI FOR NOW!

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A\N: Odd, huh? I'd like to apologize to Gene for the I.Q. thing
Gene: THANK YOU!
A\N: ::smacks Gene:: SHOO! Bai Bai ppls!
Gene: Damn woman, you're ALWAYS smacking people with stuff and one day somone bigger and badder than you is gonna come along and knock you out!
A\N: Maybe so, but not today so BAI BAI! Now say Goodbye, Gene
Gene: Goodbye Gene!
A\n: ::sighs:: Oh well....