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Chapter 5: Meet B.O.B
AT SAKURA'S HOUSE
"Snnoorze...wah..wah ...Meilin...where's ...where's that beer..u promised me....,"Li groaned in
his sleep. Then all of a sudden Li sat up from Sakura's bed. He slowly stood up and pushed
himself away from the pink pillows and the light blue bed sheets. Walking like a demented zombie
^_^ AND HE REALLY IS DEMENTED^_^ he slowly shuffled himself to Sakura. He slowly prodded her with
his finger.
"What...what's going on??...Hmmm it's 2:30 a.m Zacher-Li...umm i mean Li.. no i mean Zachary."
Sakura said with a bit of forgetfulness in her mind.
"Mei-lin...u promised..promised..pr..promised me some more of that wonderful stuff... wut was it
called?? o yeah...B...BEER!!!"Li shouted.
" Shhh please keep your voice down... my brother and my father are sleeping." Sakura whispered.
"what do u mean your BROTHER and FATHER are sweeping.., it' 2:30 a.m why on earth is your family
sweeping?? By the way.. what are u doing in my house?? I should arrest you for entering and
breaking the law of sweeping at 2:30 a.m," Li said.
"Ah..sweeping? i said my brother and father are sleeping Li...um..Zachary,"Sakura whispered
quickly.
"Anywasy...anway...ways...get me some beer..lovely stuff that is...hahaha..hoe.......look Meilin.
..hahahahu Meilin look very pretty in the moon light...haha ooOOOOoo u got me some food!!"Li said
looking at the pink fluffy pillows as though they were pink marshmallows. Before Sakura could save
her pretty pink pillows Li dived head first to the pillows chewing the corners.
"Hahaha this stuff..this pink stuff what is this called??? It tastes feathery. Very good.. food
this is...hahaha..will u make this for me every day for every meal Meilin?" Li said with feathers
all over his mouth. Sakura shook her head in disgrace. Then looking one more time at her once
lovely pink pillows and saw that Li had fallen asleep again with feathers stuck on the drool.
Sakura gave a big sigh and tucked Li into the bed. After that she walked to her chair and fell
asleep.
NEXT MORNING
"Riiiinnnnnggg...riiinnnggg" Rang the alarm clock.
"Aiiiiyyyyaa!!! School!! o I'm soo late..gotta go.. get dressed Zachary please wake up!!!" Sakura
shouted. Then realizing that Li wasn't in her room her quickly ran to the kitchen.
"Morning Meilin." Li said with feathers still attached to his face. He was holding one of
Sakura's pillow's still trying to chew the corners.
"Ekk...Zachary we have to go to school get dressed or we'll be late!" Sakura shouted.
"Umm I'd love to go to school.. But just one thing."Li said
" What is it Zachary??" Sakura said with annoyance.
"What...what...what is this school you are talking about??" Said Li.
"Ahh...school.. u know a place where u learn.. we have to go there, so get dressed." Sakura
ordered.
" School?? I don't wanna go unless( Li pulls out an unopened beer can with huge red lips and
bright blue eyes painted on the side)..unless B.O.B comes..ok?? Meilin??" Li said gesturing the
unopened beer can then picking it up he gave B.O.B a huge kiss on the painted lips. Sakura
looking really grossed out said," Zachary, Bob is welcome to come but don't..umm kill...her..ok??"
"HER???HER??? B.O.B is a guy. Now apologize to B.O.B or i won't go to school with u." Li shouted.
"I'm....I'm going to say sorry to a beer can??...(sigh) ok then ...I'm SORRY B.O.B will U ever
forgive me?" Sakura said with a deep sigh.
"Alight then let's go to school now ok B.O.B?"Li said," HEY Meilin are you coming or not??" Then
dashing to the of the front door. He made a huge crash. Hearing a huge crash Sakura ran to the
stairs and saw to her amusement a huge Li shaped hole holding the small can of beer known as
B.O.B. After giving a huge sigh she ran out after him realizing he as still in his PJs from the
hospital.
AT SCHOOL
"Hey Li what's up with your clothes didn't bother to change did u?" Zachary called to Li as Li
ran to the front of the school still holding B.O.B with a panting Sakura behind him.
"LI?!? Who ya calling LI?? Put them up...put them up...nobody calls me Li when my name is
Zachary!!" Li shouted while running around the real Zachary with his fists up.
"Whoa what's wrong with you dude. You're name is Li not ZACHARY!! Because MY name is ZACHARY."
Said the real Zachary.
"What's wrong with you people!!!?? Can't you remember your own names? Like it's not that hard to
remember LI!!!" Zachary-Li said. He pointed to the panting Sakura and said," See Meilin remembers
HER own name why can't the rest of you?" Then after saying his speech, Zachary-Li went walking
away towards Sakura still holding B.O.B in his hands. ^_^ HAHAHA isn't LI REALLY BAKA(STUPID)
RIGHT NOW?^_^
"Meilin I wanna go home, B.O.B is cooling down...I don't wanna learn anything...This is just
horrible being here. People don't even know their own names like that kid names Li." Zachary-Li
said.
"Eh....HOE...You can't go home!!! There won't be anyone there to..um...help you get another beer.
...yeah that's it...there won't be anyone to help you get more beer so you have to stay at school
till..um..school ends." Sakura said.
"BUT I don't wanna learn...what's there to learn at this beer-free school?" Li said.
"Um... There's loads of things to learn like ..umm.. there's a brewery class at school you know..
.so you can go..um..learn how to make your own um..beer. Ok?" Sakura lied. Then taking his hand
she led him to the nearby cherry blossom tree.
UNDER THE CHERRY BLOSSOM TREE
"Zachary...plz leave B.O.B here ... you don't want people to stare at umm...B.O.B you know...
besides um...you can brew some...um..beer inside." Sakura said slowly so please hand it over to
me... ok?
Li held B.O.B very close and gave a sigh. Then handed B.O.B over to Sakura.\ who then places
B.O.B into her backpack.
"Good...Zachary...come on we gotta go into the classroom now." Sakura gestured.
Li looked sadly at B.O.B then remembered something. Then suddenly the stuck his hand into his PJ's
pocket and from inside the pocket he pulled out another beer can along with a paint set then sat
underneath the cherry blossom tree and started to paint the new beer can. Then thinking that he'd
never see B.O.B again.. he started to tear up and cry.
"WAHHHHHH.......I want B.O.B but all I got now..is you...G.R.E.G. but now....but now even you G.R.
E.G you're half empty...wahhh.......O well bottom's up!" Li said drunkenly. Then standing up..he
walk towards the door that led inside the school. But he didn't even make it half way to the door
when he collapsed shouting." B.O.B where are you??!!!!"
Chapter 5: Meet B.O.B
AT SAKURA'S HOUSE
"Snnoorze...wah..wah ...Meilin...where's ...where's that beer..u promised me....,"Li groaned in
his sleep. Then all of a sudden Li sat up from Sakura's bed. He slowly stood up and pushed
himself away from the pink pillows and the light blue bed sheets. Walking like a demented zombie
^_^ AND HE REALLY IS DEMENTED^_^ he slowly shuffled himself to Sakura. He slowly prodded her with
his finger.
"What...what's going on??...Hmmm it's 2:30 a.m Zacher-Li...umm i mean Li.. no i mean Zachary."
Sakura said with a bit of forgetfulness in her mind.
"Mei-lin...u promised..promised..pr..promised me some more of that wonderful stuff... wut was it
called?? o yeah...B...BEER!!!"Li shouted.
" Shhh please keep your voice down... my brother and my father are sleeping." Sakura whispered.
"what do u mean your BROTHER and FATHER are sweeping.., it' 2:30 a.m why on earth is your family
sweeping?? By the way.. what are u doing in my house?? I should arrest you for entering and
breaking the law of sweeping at 2:30 a.m," Li said.
"Ah..sweeping? i said my brother and father are sleeping Li...um..Zachary,"Sakura whispered
quickly.
"Anywasy...anway...ways...get me some beer..lovely stuff that is...hahaha..hoe.......look Meilin.
..hahahahu Meilin look very pretty in the moon light...haha ooOOOOoo u got me some food!!"Li said
looking at the pink fluffy pillows as though they were pink marshmallows. Before Sakura could save
her pretty pink pillows Li dived head first to the pillows chewing the corners.
"Hahaha this stuff..this pink stuff what is this called??? It tastes feathery. Very good.. food
this is...hahaha..will u make this for me every day for every meal Meilin?" Li said with feathers
all over his mouth. Sakura shook her head in disgrace. Then looking one more time at her once
lovely pink pillows and saw that Li had fallen asleep again with feathers stuck on the drool.
Sakura gave a big sigh and tucked Li into the bed. After that she walked to her chair and fell
asleep.
NEXT MORNING
"Riiiinnnnnggg...riiinnnggg" Rang the alarm clock.
"Aiiiiyyyyaa!!! School!! o I'm soo late..gotta go.. get dressed Zachary please wake up!!!" Sakura
shouted. Then realizing that Li wasn't in her room her quickly ran to the kitchen.
"Morning Meilin." Li said with feathers still attached to his face. He was holding one of
Sakura's pillow's still trying to chew the corners.
"Ekk...Zachary we have to go to school get dressed or we'll be late!" Sakura shouted.
"Umm I'd love to go to school.. But just one thing."Li said
" What is it Zachary??" Sakura said with annoyance.
"What...what...what is this school you are talking about??" Said Li.
"Ahh...school.. u know a place where u learn.. we have to go there, so get dressed." Sakura
ordered.
" School?? I don't wanna go unless( Li pulls out an unopened beer can with huge red lips and
bright blue eyes painted on the side)..unless B.O.B comes..ok?? Meilin??" Li said gesturing the
unopened beer can then picking it up he gave B.O.B a huge kiss on the painted lips. Sakura
looking really grossed out said," Zachary, Bob is welcome to come but don't..umm kill...her..ok??"
"HER???HER??? B.O.B is a guy. Now apologize to B.O.B or i won't go to school with u." Li shouted.
"I'm....I'm going to say sorry to a beer can??...(sigh) ok then ...I'm SORRY B.O.B will U ever
forgive me?" Sakura said with a deep sigh.
"Alight then let's go to school now ok B.O.B?"Li said," HEY Meilin are you coming or not??" Then
dashing to the of the front door. He made a huge crash. Hearing a huge crash Sakura ran to the
stairs and saw to her amusement a huge Li shaped hole holding the small can of beer known as
B.O.B. After giving a huge sigh she ran out after him realizing he as still in his PJs from the
hospital.
AT SCHOOL
"Hey Li what's up with your clothes didn't bother to change did u?" Zachary called to Li as Li
ran to the front of the school still holding B.O.B with a panting Sakura behind him.
"LI?!? Who ya calling LI?? Put them up...put them up...nobody calls me Li when my name is
Zachary!!" Li shouted while running around the real Zachary with his fists up.
"Whoa what's wrong with you dude. You're name is Li not ZACHARY!! Because MY name is ZACHARY."
Said the real Zachary.
"What's wrong with you people!!!?? Can't you remember your own names? Like it's not that hard to
remember LI!!!" Zachary-Li said. He pointed to the panting Sakura and said," See Meilin remembers
HER own name why can't the rest of you?" Then after saying his speech, Zachary-Li went walking
away towards Sakura still holding B.O.B in his hands. ^_^ HAHAHA isn't LI REALLY BAKA(STUPID)
RIGHT NOW?^_^
"Meilin I wanna go home, B.O.B is cooling down...I don't wanna learn anything...This is just
horrible being here. People don't even know their own names like that kid names Li." Zachary-Li
said.
"Eh....HOE...You can't go home!!! There won't be anyone there to..um...help you get another beer.
...yeah that's it...there won't be anyone to help you get more beer so you have to stay at school
till..um..school ends." Sakura said.
"BUT I don't wanna learn...what's there to learn at this beer-free school?" Li said.
"Um... There's loads of things to learn like ..umm.. there's a brewery class at school you know..
.so you can go..um..learn how to make your own um..beer. Ok?" Sakura lied. Then taking his hand
she led him to the nearby cherry blossom tree.
UNDER THE CHERRY BLOSSOM TREE
"Zachary...plz leave B.O.B here ... you don't want people to stare at umm...B.O.B you know...
besides um...you can brew some...um..beer inside." Sakura said slowly so please hand it over to
me... ok?
Li held B.O.B very close and gave a sigh. Then handed B.O.B over to Sakura.\ who then places
B.O.B into her backpack.
"Good...Zachary...come on we gotta go into the classroom now." Sakura gestured.
Li looked sadly at B.O.B then remembered something. Then suddenly the stuck his hand into his PJ's
pocket and from inside the pocket he pulled out another beer can along with a paint set then sat
underneath the cherry blossom tree and started to paint the new beer can. Then thinking that he'd
never see B.O.B again.. he started to tear up and cry.
"WAHHHHHH.......I want B.O.B but all I got now..is you...G.R.E.G. but now....but now even you G.R.
E.G you're half empty...wahhh.......O well bottom's up!" Li said drunkenly. Then standing up..he
walk towards the door that led inside the school. But he didn't even make it half way to the door
when he collapsed shouting." B.O.B where are you??!!!!"