Koneko: Oi. Headache... And YES, Wing and Scythe are people!
They are bioengineered teens!
Wing: Aren't we all related? The Gundams, I mean.
Koneko: Actually... um... yeah...
Wing: *looks at Scythe*
Scythe: *looks back*
Heero: Ha! You two are committing incest!
Wing and Scythe: *look at him* *together* Heavyarms and Sandrock
are screwing each other as well.
Heero: ...I didn't need to know that.....
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Heero's eyes widened. "AHHHHH!!!!!"
The two ran from the room, frightened.
"What was that thing?!" Wing panted.
"I.. I don't know!" Heero replied. "But I'm not gonna stick around to find out!"
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Starscream started. "What was that?"
Candy looked at him. "What was what?"
"Something... moved..." He whispered.
"What?!" Candy's eyes widened.
Starscream pointed at the bed. "I was standing near there and all of a sudden, there was a dent on the bed, like something was sitting down."
Candy walked over there and put her hand where Starscream was pointing. Her emerald eyes widened even more. She turned frightened eyes to Starscream. In a choked voice, she said, "Get. Out. Of. Here.!"
Without being told twice, Starscream took off running out of the room. Candy ran after him.
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Nataku's green eyes were wide even as her arms tightened around Wufei's neck. "Waffle, I want out of here!" [1]
"Not until dawn. And don't call me Waffle!" Wufei growled.
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Duo had just opened the door to come out of the room he had found himself in when he and Scythe heard two thumps into the door, followed by one thump onto the floor. A voice, sounding almost like both a boy's and a girl's voice, groaned.
"Ow..." The boy's voice moaned.
"I think we broke our nose..." The girl added.
Duo looked at Scythe, his eyes wide.
Scythe asked the silent question. "What. Was. That.?"
The two boys peeked around the door and saw a girl with the messiest moss green hair ever laying sprawled out on the floor. The girl was wearing a bluish green bodysuit under a green tanktop and black spandex bike shorts. Her eyes were closed, but they were framed in long lashes which matched perfectly with the flawless bronze skin. All in all, she looked unconcious.
"Kiko!" [2] Duo and Scythe yelled together.
"Nnnnn...." The girl groaned in her strange voice. The girl's eyes fluttered open. The Prussian blue eyes stared blankly up at the ceiling. "Where... where 'm I?"
"Kiko, you ok?" Scythe asked concerned.
Kiko's eyes flashed green, then went back to her normal Prussian. "Scythe? Duo?"
Duo nodded slowly. Kiko sat up, then jumped up, lunging at him. Her fingers found his throat and she started to strangle and shake him.
Between shakes, she got out, "I. NEVER. WANT. TO. RUN. INTO. A. DOOR. AGAIN. GOT. IT. ALMIGHTY. SHINIGAMI.?!"
Duo nodded a second time, even though she continued shaking and strangling him. "AND. ANOTHER. THING. IF. THAT. EVER. HAPPENS. AGAIN., I'M. GONNA. CASTRATE. YOU. AND. YOU. WILL. SPEND. THE. REST. OF. OUR. RELATIONSHIP. WITHOUT. SEX.!"
Duo's eyes widened and he nodded again, this time very meekly.
Kiko calmed down a bit and smoothed out her tanktop. "Ok, then."
Duo collapsed to the floor and hit Scythe on his way down. The two boys went down to the floor.
Rathan [3] sat up, holding his head. "That was not fun." He groaned.
Kiko poked him. "Gomen nasai, Rathan."
He smiled up at her. "I'm ok, Ki. Nothing broken, though I think Duo and Scythe are a little shaken up."
She smiled back. "They probably are. Look, I am sorry I threatened Duo."
"He'll get over it. Let me guess. Heero?" Rathan said, looking up at her.
She nodded.
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Cally glared at Epyon. "Come on. Let's go."
"What if I don't want to?" Epyon said.
Cally started. "Did you actually answer me?"
Epyon went silent again.
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Lea whistled softly. "This is a nice castle."
D.C. nodded and meowed. [4]
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Calliope wandered a little beyond the spot where Trowa and Heavyarms were standing on the top of the stairs. She looked down off the railing.
"Too bad we don't have Wing." Heavyarms said.
Trowa nodded and Calliope looked up. "Do you think she'd sense something, Heavyarms?"
Heavyarms nodded. "More than likely, Calliope."
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Sandrock looked around cautiously. "Do ya really think there's ghosts here, Pilot?"
"There probably are some, Sandrock. And don't call me Pilot!" Quatre growled.
Sandrock's eyes widened and she sniffled. Quatre sighed. "Sandrock.. I'm not mad at you..."
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Phobos and Firebird found out they were stuck in the dungeon. The only reason they found out was when Firebird pulled out her globe and held it above her head, the two girls came face to face with a grinning skeleton.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Two female screams could be heard echoing all throughout the castle.
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Koneko: I'm starting to hate my friend's answering machine... And now, for my footnotes...
[1] I blame my friend Sephy for this. ^_^ ....Cept I still
have to figure out why it's Waffle.... -_-()
[2] Kiko... Why Kiko for a girl's name, you ask? My nickname is
Koneko, which means Kitten. Put the first two letters of the
words together and you get Kiko. Stupid, I know.
[3] Linden Rathan is a character from a book I own. The Last
Dragonlord and Dragon and Phoneix. I own both. ^_^ Read 'em.
They're pretty good.
[4] D.C. stands for Death Cat or Demon Cat. ^_^ D.C. has a cat
tail and cat ears. That's why she can meow. Actually, that's why
she does. -_- She can't talk, unlike the other Gundams....
Wing: What?
D.C.: *questioningly* Meow?
Sandrock: C'mon! Tell us what's the matter!
Heavyarms: ...Ko?
Deathscythe: Screw the readers! Don't leave US hanging, Ko-chan!
Starscream: Please. Indulge us, Miss Koneko.
Firebird: *cute look, green eyes wide* Pwease????
Nataku: Yeah!
Epyon: *looks at Koneko for an answer*
Koneko: Oi.. I claim a headache....