"To the tune of, 'Miss Mary Had a Little Lamb'!"
Harry had a Paddy Spank! Paddy Spank! Paddy Spank!
Harry had a Paddy Spank, and he was really cute.
Everywhere that Wormtail went! Wormtail went! Wormtail went!
Everywhere that Wormtail went, Sirius tracked him down!
He followed him to school one day! School one day! School one day!
He followed him to school one day, to prove his innocence!
But Wormtail ran and got away! Got away! Got away!
But Wormtail ran and got away, so Padfoot's on the run!
"To the tune of, 'Three Blind Mice'!"
Gotta kill the rat! Gotta kill the rat!
So I need to run! So I need to run!
But Harry Potter, my godson!
Thinks I murder just for fun!
So I
Gotta kill the rat! Gotta kill the rat!
"To the tune of, 'Pop! Goes the Weasel!'!"
Yes, I know it has nuffin to do w/ Paddy spank, but oh well, itz good!
All around the school of Hogwarts, the Dragon chased the chased the Weasel!
But Dumbledore stopped Draco's cohorts, so POP! Goes the Weasel!
He turned poor Draco into a flea, and then into a kneazle!
But that's how dirty the Weasel goes,
POP! Goes the Weasel!