We're back!- A losers story
An FF7 special Announcement
Written by Gabe Ricard
Disclaimer: I own nothing you would be interested in so don't sue.
Cid: Gabe how many more of these goddamn things are we gonna have to do?
Gabe: This is the last one Cid.
Veijita: I had better hope so!
Gabe: Veijita! You're not due in the series for another forty episodes!
Veijita: Oh…sorry (flies off)
Tifa: Gabe…can we hurry? It's Sunday and the times ticking on our family fun night!
Cloud: Yeah…I'm not being the thimble this time
Barret: Damn right you are!
Cloud: Are not!
Barret: Are too!
Cloud: Are not!
Barret: Are-
Gabe: ANYWAY…. This is a small announcement to let everyone know that at long last the epic Nintendo Strikes Back saga, which covers a hefty ten episodes of the FF7 series, is finally finished. And because it's taken so long, the series has been buried by a slew of other FF7 works so this is a request
Aeris: Gabe…we know it's a pathetic plea
Red XIII: Yeah just admit it
Gabe: Fine…PLEASE go check out the Nintendo Strikes Back saga and any other of my works that you may notice…
Marlene: Like your stowy about the small midwestern family that's destroyed by giant kittens?
Gabe: Yep
Shera: Or the newest MST3K classic?
Gabe: That too
Edgar: Or any of the other fine pieces of writing you've written in the last year and a half
Gabe: Okay Edgar….first off you can't talk you're a baby…second your not due for another 15 episodes
Edgar: Oh….(crawls off)
Gabe: Well, thanks for reading and bye everyone!
All: Bye!
Vincent: (hiding in the dark) Gabe…before we go…may I enlighten everyone with a song?
Cloud: Vincent…not again
Vincent: I promise it won't be another chickish JPOP song
Cloud: Oh…okay
Vincent: Okay…LIGHTS!! (lights come on. Vincent is dressed as Tenchi Masaki) GET READYYYYY LOVE WILL LEAVE YOU CRYYYIINGGGG IT'S GONNA HURT YOU TILL YOUR BODYS DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYINGGGGGGG CAN'T ESCAPE-
Gabe: Get him (everyone attacks Vincent as the lights fade)