Nice Ass

Nice Ass -- a parody of Fair Wind from Slayers Try
Original lyrics can be found here
"Fair Wind" and Slayers belong to Kanzaka, Software Sculptors, and all those other lovely people, not me *grin*. I'm making no profit from this.

My baby you don't know
How much I love the behind of you
Cause round and pale like moon
But soft like fluffy kitten

My baby you don't know
Whether to keep it inside your pants
It might want be closed in
Or it might want my lap be in

I know is just a nice ass, it's OK
You can sit on my lap
Very so firm, dimple love fruit
It call to me from far away

Baby don't stand up
Keep on sitting lap of me
With those tiny shiny jean,
I'll be think you
Everyday and everynight
Baby don't stand up
If you leave you break my heart
I be all alone in night
Please be sit on me
Whenever and forever

My baby keep in mind
How much I love the behind of you
It might be kind of big
But it so better than too small

I know is just a nice ass, it's OK
You can sit on my lap
I believe in cheeks and believe your cheeks
Go find a lap to make happy

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