Stranded on an island,
We can't remember why
It was such a long time ago
/since i had a wa../
'Eddy!'

Every day is full of peril,
Wanting to put us in peril
Every night is such a bore
/because i need a wa../
'Eddy!'

I'm really really hungry,
I'd do anything for a drink
I wish i could have a book to read
/or maybe just a wa../
'Eddy!'

I hate this man so much,
I'd like to punch his face in
Why am i cursed to be on this island with him?
/longing for a wa../
'Eddy!'

I can't even bloody ryhme,
I haven't heard any music for a while
I just hum this toonless toon
/dreaming of a wa../
'Eddy!'

I need to wash away this mank
I feel like such a bloody skank
Sitting in a smelly tank
'All thats left to do is wan..'
'Eddy! RHYME EDDY! RHYME FOR CHRIST SAKE!'