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Sugar-High Saga: Spoonful Two
Satee: **flops down onto couch** **sighs** Finally! No annoying little prat around!
Sugar-High Saga: **waiting patiently on the bookshelf in Satee's room**
Satee: **yawns** **curls up on the couch to read**
S-HS: **from other room** **no longer patient** SATEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satee: **panicking** WHAT THE—?!
S-HS: TAKE ME OFF THE SHELF!
Satee: **realizes it's the S-HS in relief** **trots into her room**
S-HS: **falls from shelf, opening to the page with the bowl and spoon**
Satee: Ah, yes, home alone. A chance to really work my magic! **touches page**
Bowl of sugar: **pops out of page**
Spoon: **pops out of page**
Satee: **downs a spoonful of sugar**
Bowl: **returns to page**
Spoon: **returns to page**
Satee: **turns page**
Ron Weasley: **pops out of S-HS** SUGARCOATED HONEY-SUCKLE!
Satee: LOVEYKINS! **flings her arms around Ron's neck**
A random red-haired baby (or is it that random?): **pops out of S-HS** **wails**
Ron: **questioning glance**
Satee: **blushes** Heh… heh… yeah… um…
Ron: Well?
Satee: Oh, alright! Alright! I admit it! I can't help my nasty mind! You… you just… you make it lose control. **bats eyelashes**
Ron: Aww, how can I resist those eyes? **kisses Satee deeply**
Harry Potter: **pops out of S-HS**
Hermione Granger: **pops out of S-HS, holding Harry's hand**
Harry: RON?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? J.K. ROWLING HATES MARY SUES IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH HER CHARACTERS!
Satee: **slumps onto the floor crying—she hates it when people call her the slang term of what she is**
Ron: You didn't seem to mind last time!
Harry: I was busy doing other things!
Ron: YEAH, I KNOW! LIKE FUCKING HERMIONE!
Hermione: **slumps onto the floor, crying in a really, REALLY high-pitched tone, very similar to Satee**
Harry: I DID NOT DO—WELL—THAT! I DID ONLY WHAT YOU TWO WERE DOING JUST NOW!
Ron: What if what we were doing just n—
Satee: **wailing gets loader as Xalex bounds into the room** WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY HOME ALONE TIME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Xalex: Sheesh! I just— WHOA! Look at the bitch slappin' that dude packs!
Harry: **slaps Ron**
Ron: **laughing with that unpleasant tone of an insane escaped convict** IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO IS SLAP ME?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GIRLY MAN! **jumps Harry** **punches the bloody snot (literally) out of Harry's face**
Hermione: **wails harder** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RON! STOP IT!!!! PLEASE!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!!! DON'T HURT HARRY! I—I—I LOVE HIM!
Everyone except Xalex: **freezes**
Xalex: **laughs REALLY loud**
Harry: **glares daggers at Xalex**
Xalex: **promptly shuts up**
Hermione: **sniffs**
Cheesy Lovey-Dovey Music (a/n: have ya noticed I just HAVE to make this a part of every Spoonful?): **plays**
Harry: Really?
Hermione: **nods**
Hearts: **replace Harry's pupils**
Harry: **grabs face** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: **suddenly forgets he's mad at Harry** SOMEBODY GET A DOCTOR!
Draco Malfoy: **pops out of S-HS** You asked for a doctor, I arrived within thirty minutes. Where's my extra pay upon arriving promptly and where's my patient?
Ron: Damn you, Malfoy! You're not a God damn doctor!
Draco: **shoves nose in air** I resent that statement.
Ron: Who cares? Look, if we can't get a doctor, I guess I'll just have to do it!
Hermione: Be careful, Ron!
Ron: Satee, you can be my naughty night nurse. **winks**
Satee: **giggles** **runs up to Ron and the shrieking Harry** What can I do?
Time: **passes**
Ron: **'dusts off' hands** There, good as new. **moves out of way for Hermione to see**
Hermione: **grins** **then sees Harry** **smile falters** He... his… his beautiful green eyes! They're… they're… red!
Harry: OMIGOD! THEY ARE?! RON?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?! **grabs Ron by the collar of his shirt**
Ron: Oh, heh, sorry 'bout that. **pulls out wand** EMRELDIDAE!
Harry's eyes: **return to a beautiful green**
Ron: Red's a side affect of the whole heart thing… ya know… hearts are red after all.
Hermione and Harry: THANK YOU, RON!!!!!!
Ron: **in a mocking tone** Yes, you know you love me.
Harry: **stares in disbelief**
Ron: Not in that way, stooge!
Harry: Phew!
Xalex: **getting 'antsy'** EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!
Satee: 'Ew' what, you little ugly carrier of the 'annoying-disease'?
Xalex: Snot head!
Satee: Booger butt!
Xalex: Whore!
Satee: HEY! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD YOUNG MAN?!
Harry, Ron, Draco, and Hermione: **in background** **stifling laughs**
Xalex: From that pretty lady!
Satee: Exactly what pretty lady?
Xalex: You know, that one that Mr. Lies-A-Lot took advantage of when she got amnemeesia.
Satee: It's amnesia. But anyway… NEVER say that word again, do you hear me?
Xalex: But you say worse stuff all the time like b—
Satee: HEY!
Xalex: **whimpers**
Satee: Oh, shush.
Xalex: **forcefully** No.
Satee: Excuse me?
Xalex: Yeah, you heard me. No.
Ron: You little brat, listen to your sister.
Xalex: NO.
Draco: Yeah, you heard the midget. No. **smirks**
Harry: Oh, shut up will you?
Draco: **catching on** No.
Everyone except Draco and Xalex: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xalex: **whimpers**
Draco: Hey! Don't give up, little dude! No! C'mon, say it with me! No!
Xalex: **looks at Draco funny**
Draco: What? You were practically doing the same thing! Don't look at me like I'm insane!
Xalex: **kicks Draco in the nuts** **laughs maniacally**
Draco: **doubles over**
Everyone but Draco: **starts laughing hysterically**
Mrs. Norris: **pops out of S-HS**
Harry: What the hell is she doing here?!
Satee: Heh…
Harry and Hermione: **glare at Satee**
Satee: It was an accident! I swear! I was thinking how awesome it would be for a cat to start attacking Draco and I guess the Saga thought that…
Mrs. Norris: **goes on rampage**
Everyone except for Draco who is too busy nursing his 'wounds': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S THE CAT FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Norris: **scratching everybody**
Satee: **faints**
Ron: **gets REALLY pissed at the cat for scratching Satee up to the point of fainting** YOU BLOODY MOTHER—
Hermione and Harry: **scolding** Ron!
Ron: **ignores H & H** **attacks the rampaging Mrs. Norris**
Xalex: Awesome!
Ron and Mrs. Norris: **wrestling**
Ten minutes of wrestling: **passes**
Ron: **gets up** **wipes blood off of lip**
Mrs. Norris: **very bruised** **unconscious**
Ron: Damn, that bitch puts up a fight!
Satee: **coming to** Wha… what happened?
Ron: **rushes to Satee's aid** Are you alright, my little cream puff?
Satee: **nods slowly** **kisses Ron**
Xalex: **rolls eyes**
Satee: **notices the unconscious, beat-up cat in the middle of the floor** **banishes Mrs. Norris back to the S-HS**
Draco: **feeling better**
Xalex: **laughs insanely** **turns the page before anyone can stop him**
McGonagall: **pops out of S-HS**
Everyone but Xalex: **groans**
Draco: Not McCrap-agall again!
Satee: **rolls eyes** REEEEEEEAL original, Malfoy.
McGonagal: All of you have been very, very bad children!
Everyone but Xalex: FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOMAN-WHO-NEEDS-A-PUSH-UP-BRA, WE'RE NOT CHILDREN!
McGonagall: **gasps** Hoe rude!
Ron: Ah, shove-it, saggy-skin!
McGonagall: Hmph! **pulls out wand**
Everyone else: **scatters to escape her wrath**
McGonagall: That's what I thought! Now if—
Satee's parents: **from distant end of house** We're hooome!
Satee: Shit!
McGonagall: **disappears**
Satee: **banishes Draco, Harry, and Hermione into S-HS after waving good-bye**
Ron: Good-bye, moon pearl. **kisses Satee**
Satee: Good-bye, love. **hugs Ron**
Xalex: **disgusted** YUCK!
Ron: **vanishes into S-HS**
Satee: **sighs longingly** **turns to Xalex** Get out of here!
Xalex: **shoots off for fear of being in trouble with his parents for being in Satee's room**
Satee: **hurriedly shoves S-HS into shelf** **flops onto bed** **sighs** Maybe next time I'll truly get to be Xalex-and-parent-free…
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A/N: Review puh-leeyas (please). Next Spoonful: Satee and Ron get some time alone! (But VERY little time)