This is my attempt at humour/romance. My anthropology prof told us a couple of jokes and I thought I'd put them here. Just to let you know, I have nothing against Relena, but since I need a character to sort of bash, I chose her. My apologies for those would find this thing offensive.
Disclaimer: Don't own; never will.
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It was like any other day at Cinq Secondary School. The teacher, a short, balding, old man, was having a hard time getting his class in order. Needless to say, two of the students who had started this riot were playing tag around the room again. A pink-haired Chang Wufei could be seen chasing his braided friend, Duo Maxwell, while shouting obscenities and threats of bodily harm along the way. The other students who didn't find this thing out of the ordinary were busy with their own business: laughing, shouting, and tossing papers all over the place.
The teacher was obviously irritated at this rude behaviour. Never in his twenty-three years of teaching did he witness such lack of discipline. He no longer liked this job, but he only had a couple of years to go before he could get that pension. With a sigh, he stood up and took his trusty metre stick and slammed it onto the blackboard. This made his students stop whatever it was that they were doing.
"All of you, take your respective seats. And that includes you, Ms. Relena." The girl let go of the blue-faced Heero and glared at him full force before grudgingly taking her seat. "Wufei, you can attempt to kill Duo another time. Meanwhile, we are having one of my infamous quizzies." As was expected, the class gave a defeated sigh. "But before I give you the papers, I would like to introduce a new student. I know it's unusual for the school to accept students so late in this semester, but this is an exception. She comes from Brighton Academy, the most prestigious school in the country. She is here to observe and will be staying here for the remainder of the semester unless stated otherwise. Please give her a warm reception."
As if on cue, the door opened and a girl with long, silvery hair, done up in twin buns, and bright sapphire eyes entered. All the male students, including the gundam pilots, held their breath as a goddess--well, she looked like one--stood next to the teacher. He motioned for her to say something and she nodded.
"Hi! My name is Tsukino Usagi. As most of you have been informed, I am here to observe life in another school as part of my project. But I will also be involved in student activities. I understand that you guys are having a quiz and I will write one too. Thank you." And with that, she made her way to the vacant seat next to the stoic Heero. She didn't fail to notice the bad looks Relena was giving her, but because she didn't know what made the girl angry, all she did in response was smile. This caused the other girl to glare at her even more.
Meanwhile, the teacher was busy handing everyone the quizzie, as he liked to call it. It was on advanced calculus, and the class, with the exception of a few students, groaned upon seeing the difficult problems they had to solve. When the bell finally rang, the students hurriedly left the room. The only students left were Usagi, the pilots, and Relena, who looked incredibly pissed off. Apparently, she hadn't read any of her notes or done any work because she was busy pursuing the prussian-eyed bishounen.
Without bothering to conceal her rage, Relena stomped her way toward the teacher and handed her crumpled paper. "If this is what your quizzies look like, I would like to see your testies!!!"
When she realized what she had just said, Duo's guffaws were heard all over the school. Even the other pilots were barely holding their mirth. And Usagi was trying not to smile since it would be considered rude. The red-faced Relena resolved to leave the room immediately with as much dignity she could muster. As she made her way out of the door, she tripped on Duo's bag, and she was sent sprawling across the room. Because of that, she was in an uncompromising position on the floor: her unbelievably short skirt was torn and her backside was facing the others. Wufei got a nosebleed upon seeing her not wearing underwear; Quatre was mumbling apologies; Trowa, being his usual self was silent; Duo was laughing his head off; and Heero was trying his best to avoid looking at her. The teacher, on the other hand, fainted while Usagi scrambled to help her.
Relena was beyond mortified. She made a fool in front of her beloved Heero and those blasted friends of his; not to mention the fact that the teacher probably had a heart attack. She rejected Usagi's help and made a vow to herself to make the girl miserable. She knew it wasn't Usagi's fault, but she was determined to blame someone. The other girl not only saw her in a most uncompromising position, she could also be competition when it came to Heero's attention. She didn't neglect seeing him giving the harlot repeated glances while the others were writing their damn quizzie. One way or another, she's gonna make her pay.
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What kind of pairing do you want this to be? And don't worry, the other senshi will appear in the next chapter or so. Please review!!!
Disclaimer: Don't own; never will.
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It was like any other day at Cinq Secondary School. The teacher, a short, balding, old man, was having a hard time getting his class in order. Needless to say, two of the students who had started this riot were playing tag around the room again. A pink-haired Chang Wufei could be seen chasing his braided friend, Duo Maxwell, while shouting obscenities and threats of bodily harm along the way. The other students who didn't find this thing out of the ordinary were busy with their own business: laughing, shouting, and tossing papers all over the place.
The teacher was obviously irritated at this rude behaviour. Never in his twenty-three years of teaching did he witness such lack of discipline. He no longer liked this job, but he only had a couple of years to go before he could get that pension. With a sigh, he stood up and took his trusty metre stick and slammed it onto the blackboard. This made his students stop whatever it was that they were doing.
"All of you, take your respective seats. And that includes you, Ms. Relena." The girl let go of the blue-faced Heero and glared at him full force before grudgingly taking her seat. "Wufei, you can attempt to kill Duo another time. Meanwhile, we are having one of my infamous quizzies." As was expected, the class gave a defeated sigh. "But before I give you the papers, I would like to introduce a new student. I know it's unusual for the school to accept students so late in this semester, but this is an exception. She comes from Brighton Academy, the most prestigious school in the country. She is here to observe and will be staying here for the remainder of the semester unless stated otherwise. Please give her a warm reception."
As if on cue, the door opened and a girl with long, silvery hair, done up in twin buns, and bright sapphire eyes entered. All the male students, including the gundam pilots, held their breath as a goddess--well, she looked like one--stood next to the teacher. He motioned for her to say something and she nodded.
"Hi! My name is Tsukino Usagi. As most of you have been informed, I am here to observe life in another school as part of my project. But I will also be involved in student activities. I understand that you guys are having a quiz and I will write one too. Thank you." And with that, she made her way to the vacant seat next to the stoic Heero. She didn't fail to notice the bad looks Relena was giving her, but because she didn't know what made the girl angry, all she did in response was smile. This caused the other girl to glare at her even more.
Meanwhile, the teacher was busy handing everyone the quizzie, as he liked to call it. It was on advanced calculus, and the class, with the exception of a few students, groaned upon seeing the difficult problems they had to solve. When the bell finally rang, the students hurriedly left the room. The only students left were Usagi, the pilots, and Relena, who looked incredibly pissed off. Apparently, she hadn't read any of her notes or done any work because she was busy pursuing the prussian-eyed bishounen.
Without bothering to conceal her rage, Relena stomped her way toward the teacher and handed her crumpled paper. "If this is what your quizzies look like, I would like to see your testies!!!"
When she realized what she had just said, Duo's guffaws were heard all over the school. Even the other pilots were barely holding their mirth. And Usagi was trying not to smile since it would be considered rude. The red-faced Relena resolved to leave the room immediately with as much dignity she could muster. As she made her way out of the door, she tripped on Duo's bag, and she was sent sprawling across the room. Because of that, she was in an uncompromising position on the floor: her unbelievably short skirt was torn and her backside was facing the others. Wufei got a nosebleed upon seeing her not wearing underwear; Quatre was mumbling apologies; Trowa, being his usual self was silent; Duo was laughing his head off; and Heero was trying his best to avoid looking at her. The teacher, on the other hand, fainted while Usagi scrambled to help her.
Relena was beyond mortified. She made a fool in front of her beloved Heero and those blasted friends of his; not to mention the fact that the teacher probably had a heart attack. She rejected Usagi's help and made a vow to herself to make the girl miserable. She knew it wasn't Usagi's fault, but she was determined to blame someone. The other girl not only saw her in a most uncompromising position, she could also be competition when it came to Heero's attention. She didn't neglect seeing him giving the harlot repeated glances while the others were writing their damn quizzie. One way or another, she's gonna make her pay.
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What kind of pairing do you want this to be? And don't worry, the other senshi will appear in the next chapter or so. Please review!!!