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Article from The Danish Daily News.
It has been a month since I last visited The Johnson Institute. I am here today to get the patients view of this decease, Dr. Laege has informed me that one of the patients, I saw last time, Lateo, who is in one of the last stages of the decease, has shown signs of getting better. We have been permitted to talk with her today.
She sits in her room and miraculously, she is not online, and yes her computer isn't even turned on. She politely asks if we want something to drink and we decline.
"So Lateo, when did you first discover Wolverine."
"First you have to understand, that when I was a child no one realised the dangers of the X-Men. My parents would buy the comics for my brother and sometimes I would go into his room and read them to."
"Is your brother suffering from Jackmansitis too"
"No and he is only now becoming aware of my addiction."
"I see, go on"
"So I would read them and think Wolverine was cool but that was it. Then I became a teenager and…and…sorry can we stop for a minute"
She dries her eyes what she is about to tell me is very traumatic.
"So I gave my comics away, my beautiful collection of some of the earliest comics with Wolverine. I am still recovering from that lost."
She shakes her head.
"When I came to my senses again I was nineteen and then I could truly see what a hunk Wolverine is, I started the painful process of rebuilding my collection…and then the movie came. I went to see it with my brother, hoping and praying it wouldn't suck and it didn't all the actors where good. Then the cage scene came and there was his back…his beautiful back and jeans that where tight in all the right places and…and his chest and his eyes have you ever noticed his long eyelashes? And how…"
Dr.Laege stops the interview at this point because young Lateo is rambling. He and a nurse gives her a Wolverine action doll to pet and it seems to calm her down.
"Sometimes this happens" he explains. "Last week she had a visitor who have never seen X-Men and she…"
Lateo becomes alert and interrupts "She said that Imontep from the Mummy where sexier then Hugh, I mean HALLO, he is sooo not sexier. Hugh should have played Imontep. AND Gladiator and when are we getting some decent sex scenes from him."
Another girl peeks into the room.
"Yeah Lateo, you tell them. Hugh should be in a loan cloth…oh Huuuugh"
"His asssss" they both mumbles.
Immediately they both seam to go into some kind of trance.
Dr. Laege pushes me aside and runs to the intercom.
"Code red, Code red"
Male Nurses rush the room (no females can work here because of the danger of infection) and I am escorted off the grounds.
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Article from The Danish Daily News.
It has been a month since I last visited The Johnson Institute. I am here today to get the patients view of this decease, Dr. Laege has informed me that one of the patients, I saw last time, Lateo, who is in one of the last stages of the decease, has shown signs of getting better. We have been permitted to talk with her today.
She sits in her room and miraculously, she is not online, and yes her computer isn't even turned on. She politely asks if we want something to drink and we decline.
"So Lateo, when did you first discover Wolverine."
"First you have to understand, that when I was a child no one realised the dangers of the X-Men. My parents would buy the comics for my brother and sometimes I would go into his room and read them to."
"Is your brother suffering from Jackmansitis too"
"No and he is only now becoming aware of my addiction."
"I see, go on"
"So I would read them and think Wolverine was cool but that was it. Then I became a teenager and…and…sorry can we stop for a minute"
She dries her eyes what she is about to tell me is very traumatic.
"So I gave my comics away, my beautiful collection of some of the earliest comics with Wolverine. I am still recovering from that lost."
She shakes her head.
"When I came to my senses again I was nineteen and then I could truly see what a hunk Wolverine is, I started the painful process of rebuilding my collection…and then the movie came. I went to see it with my brother, hoping and praying it wouldn't suck and it didn't all the actors where good. Then the cage scene came and there was his back…his beautiful back and jeans that where tight in all the right places and…and his chest and his eyes have you ever noticed his long eyelashes? And how…"
Dr.Laege stops the interview at this point because young Lateo is rambling. He and a nurse gives her a Wolverine action doll to pet and it seems to calm her down.
"Sometimes this happens" he explains. "Last week she had a visitor who have never seen X-Men and she…"
Lateo becomes alert and interrupts "She said that Imontep from the Mummy where sexier then Hugh, I mean HALLO, he is sooo not sexier. Hugh should have played Imontep. AND Gladiator and when are we getting some decent sex scenes from him."
Another girl peeks into the room.
"Yeah Lateo, you tell them. Hugh should be in a loan cloth…oh Huuuugh"
"His asssss" they both mumbles.
Immediately they both seam to go into some kind of trance.
Dr. Laege pushes me aside and runs to the intercom.
"Code red, Code red"
Male Nurses rush the room (no females can work here because of the danger of infection) and I am escorted off the grounds.
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