Um....yeah. Little bit of swearing, Jyoushiro. This is actually a story I "wrote" (yeah, its really bad) about my friends, thats why its not exactly...um accurate with the characters. Heh.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or AIM or computers or windows or the letter O. Sue me...you can have my jar of change as it's all I have in the world at the moment. And some chips. Yeah.
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One day, Jyou was sitting in his room, AIMing his friend Asako, when he found he couldn't change browser windows.
"Not again! This computer sucks! This is the 5th time it's crashed in 20 minutes!!!!" Jyou screamed. He quickly typed to Asako before the screen totally froze: 'gotta reboot AGAIN, my computer SUCKS!' He signed off AIM and tried to close the windows he had open. One of them disappeared, the others refused to close.
"You SUCK!" he screamed at the screen. He opened the start menu and selected Shut Down. Instead of the window popping up to ask him if he wanted to shut down, restart or open DOS, the Start menu stayed up and the cursor froze.
"DAMN YOU!" Jyou screamed, red in the face.
"Jyou? Are you ok honey?" his mother called from the other room.
"Yeah mom. It's this stupid computer!" he yelled back.
The doorbell rang. A minute later Koushiro appeared through the door into Jyou's room.
"Hey Jyou!"
"Hi." Jyou responded through clenched teeth.
"Um....sorry I took so long. Are you still having problems? You called like 30 minutes ago." Koushiro asked.
"It's just this computer. It SUCKS!" Jyou slammed his fist down onto the keyboard.
"Um...what's the problem Jyou?"
"I told you, it sucks!" Jyou furiously began stabbing at CTRL, ATL, and DELETE repeatedly. After several tries with no response, he began smashing the power button.
"Um...Jyou? I don't know if that will help..." Koushiro said timidly from the hallway.
"I KNOW NOTHING WILL HELP BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jyou jumped up from his desk chair and attempted to reBOOT the computer. Literally. He kicked the CPU several times, screaming "TAKE THAT YOU SHITTY COMPUTER!!!" As the case fell apart and the disk drive came loose, he was suddenly tackled by a furious Koushiro.
"What are you DOING????? That poor computer! Jyou what have you done! You've" *sob* "destroyed the computers soul! It has suffered immense emotional trauma!"
"WTF?"
Koushiro stood up and continued "Never again will you be able to type WTF. Poor computer....you..you...killer!" he finished, pointing accusingly at Jyou. Jyou stared at Koushiro, his jaw droped. Koushiro lunged at Jyou, threatening him with a mouse cord. He begain chasing Jyou around his room.
Jyou gasped as he ran, terrified, away from the crazy Koushiro "Im so sorry! I never realized it was so tramautic to them. I had no idea you were so...um......upset by the abuse of uh............ innocent computers!" Koushiro stopped chasing Jyou to listen to his apology, still holding the mouse cord menacingly. "Never again will I mistreat a piece of machin-" Koushiro gave Jyou the glare of death. "um.....another sentient....um.....being...............................yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh......."
Koushiro smiled happily. He let the mouse cord drop to the floor before grabbing Jyou. Koushiro grinned at Jyou, and they proceeded to have lots of hot sex.
FIN
Hehe, I know, it sucks...please review, as you can see I need lots of help. ^ __^
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or AIM or computers or windows or the letter O. Sue me...you can have my jar of change as it's all I have in the world at the moment. And some chips. Yeah.
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One day, Jyou was sitting in his room, AIMing his friend Asako, when he found he couldn't change browser windows.
"Not again! This computer sucks! This is the 5th time it's crashed in 20 minutes!!!!" Jyou screamed. He quickly typed to Asako before the screen totally froze: 'gotta reboot AGAIN, my computer SUCKS!' He signed off AIM and tried to close the windows he had open. One of them disappeared, the others refused to close.
"You SUCK!" he screamed at the screen. He opened the start menu and selected Shut Down. Instead of the window popping up to ask him if he wanted to shut down, restart or open DOS, the Start menu stayed up and the cursor froze.
"DAMN YOU!" Jyou screamed, red in the face.
"Jyou? Are you ok honey?" his mother called from the other room.
"Yeah mom. It's this stupid computer!" he yelled back.
The doorbell rang. A minute later Koushiro appeared through the door into Jyou's room.
"Hey Jyou!"
"Hi." Jyou responded through clenched teeth.
"Um....sorry I took so long. Are you still having problems? You called like 30 minutes ago." Koushiro asked.
"It's just this computer. It SUCKS!" Jyou slammed his fist down onto the keyboard.
"Um...what's the problem Jyou?"
"I told you, it sucks!" Jyou furiously began stabbing at CTRL, ATL, and DELETE repeatedly. After several tries with no response, he began smashing the power button.
"Um...Jyou? I don't know if that will help..." Koushiro said timidly from the hallway.
"I KNOW NOTHING WILL HELP BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jyou jumped up from his desk chair and attempted to reBOOT the computer. Literally. He kicked the CPU several times, screaming "TAKE THAT YOU SHITTY COMPUTER!!!" As the case fell apart and the disk drive came loose, he was suddenly tackled by a furious Koushiro.
"What are you DOING????? That poor computer! Jyou what have you done! You've" *sob* "destroyed the computers soul! It has suffered immense emotional trauma!"
"WTF?"
Koushiro stood up and continued "Never again will you be able to type WTF. Poor computer....you..you...killer!" he finished, pointing accusingly at Jyou. Jyou stared at Koushiro, his jaw droped. Koushiro lunged at Jyou, threatening him with a mouse cord. He begain chasing Jyou around his room.
Jyou gasped as he ran, terrified, away from the crazy Koushiro "Im so sorry! I never realized it was so tramautic to them. I had no idea you were so...um......upset by the abuse of uh............ innocent computers!" Koushiro stopped chasing Jyou to listen to his apology, still holding the mouse cord menacingly. "Never again will I mistreat a piece of machin-" Koushiro gave Jyou the glare of death. "um.....another sentient....um.....being...............................yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh......."
Koushiro smiled happily. He let the mouse cord drop to the floor before grabbing Jyou. Koushiro grinned at Jyou, and they proceeded to have lots of hot sex.
FIN
Hehe, I know, it sucks...please review, as you can see I need lots of help. ^ __^