THE EVIL KURT ANGLE
Disclaimer: I do not own The
Rock, Kurt Angle or the WWF. And believe me, I am not making money off of this
story
It was six thirty in the morning;
Kurt Angles sat at the table in the back of the bus across from The Rock. They were engaged in a long game checkers,
neither of them could outsmart the other.
Until the bus came to an abrupt stop at a rest station and the
checkerboard flew off the table, "Damn Angle.
I almost had you." Kurt smiled
relieve, Rocky had almost won. But thanks to Kenny the Bus driver, he won't
have to endure suffer the taunts of Rocky.
Kurt shared a tour bus with
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock), Amy Dumas (Lita), Chris Irvine (Jericho), and
Patricia Stratigaus (Trish). They all
got along mostly, except for the occasional feud, but other than that they got
along. They were all best friends;
every time they came to a stop, they did everything together. Rocky was seething that his checker game had
ended without declaring him winner, "Kenny! What the hell is your problem? Damn! I almost had Angle, now I have to
rethink my strategy. Next time you may not be so lucky," Rocky said, exiting
the bus.
Lita rolled off her top bunk and
made her way towards the back. She was
a complete mess, her hair was everywhere, and her makeup was smeared all over
her face. "Kurt if you say anything, or
if you even smile, I will kick your ass!" she said as she dragged herself past
Angle and into the bathroom. He laughed
silently, Lita wanted him so bad, he thought.
He had had a crush on her since he first came to the WWF, but he knew
that she was dating Michael Manna (Steven Richards). He knew that no one had a lifestyle crazier than Steven, even
though he was the founder of 'The Right to Censor', but that wasn't real. Kurt knew that Lita wanted a wild man; Kurt
could never be that insane.
By then it was seven, Trish and
Jericho were both still asleep. He
thought about waking them up, but every time he woke up a member of the WWF, he
either got slapped, or punched or scratched in the face. He was doing himself a favor by leaving them
alone.
He got off the bus and sat on a
bench. Other WWF buses were coming to a stop, wrestlers began to emerge from
the buses. Including Steven Richards,
ugh, he thought as Lita ran and kissed him.
He could kick Richards's ass anytime, he thought as they walked towards
him. "Hey Kurt!" shouted Richards. "Hey." He said flatly. Richards sat next to Kurt, Lita left to talk
to Debra and Chyna. "So Kurt, what did
you guys on your bus? I know it must have gotten boring for the ten hour
stretch," Richards said casually. Angle
was ready beat the hell out him but controlled himself for Lita's sake,
"Nothing much, we started a checkers tournament last night a ten but it ended
right when we stopped here this morning."
"Really! Who won?" he said intrigued.
"It was a draw between me and Rocky," he said standing up and walking
away. Richards knew about his love for
Lita, and always made him mad and angry as hell.
It was six at night when they got
to the hotel. Kurt and the other
wrestlers on his bus were busy watching Gladiator, "I love this movie!"
Jericho shouted as the credits began to role.
Trish looked squeamish, "I hate that movie! Eww! A whole bunch of guys
got decapitated!" Rocky was starting to
get annoyed by Trish and her girliness, "Trish, didin't I tell you that there
would be lots of that?" Trish rolled
her eyes, "We're at the hotel anyway, so I don't have to put up with your
cockiness anymore for two days." Trish got her bags and carried them off the
bus, followed by Rocky, who was annoying her to death. Jericho was turning off the DVD player, and
Lita was looking for her suitcase.
"Kurt, have you seen my suitcase?" she asked, throwing around junk from
under Trish's bed. "Nope, but it might
be on Richards's bus," he said sarcastically, not his comment seriously. "Kurt you're right! I did leave it on his bus. Thanks!" she piped kissing his cheek, then
skipping off the bus. Kurt stared after
her. "Aww, you've got it bad man."
Jericho said smirking. Jericho was
right.
Nine thirty at night and Kurt had
nothing to do, it was Saturday, dammit, and he had nothing to do. All he could do was think about Lita, he
needed her. Richards didn't deserve
her. If only he could make her see
that. His thoughts were interrupted
when there was a hard knock on his door.
He jumped from the bed and answered it.
Terri Runnels rushed in. "Oh
Kurt, I'm in love with Steven! What am
I going to do?" she said sobbing. An
opportunity! "Well Terri, I've got an
idea." He said slyly.
It was ten oclock when Kurt and
Terri got to the party, that the WWF was having at a local club. "Kurt, I'm not so sure about this. What if
Lita not heart broken, mad and takes her anger out on me? She tough Kurt." Kurt rolled his eyes, Terri had to be the dumbest blonde bitch he
had ever met, "Oh shut up Terri!" Kurt and Terri immediately started scanning
the crowd for Lita and Steven. They
were no where in sight. He walked over
to Rocky and his girlfriend Lillian Garcia, "Have you seen Richards?" he asked
nonchalantly. "Why would we be keeping
track of that asshole?" Lillian said, Richards was not very many peoples
favorite person in the WWF. "Yeah, Lita
and Richards are over by the Two Cent Slut," Rocky said. "Oh thanks!" Kurt said walking over to
Stephanie McMahon.
"Hey Kurt!" Stephanie piped. She was 'in love' with Kurt but like
everyone else in the WWF, he thought she was a ho (which was true). "Leave me alone!" he said spotting Richards
with Lita and the APA. Now all he
needed to do was get Lita away from Richards, he pondered for a bit. "Hey Steph!
Wanna play a game?" he asked.
"Sure, what's it called?" Kurt
thought for a moment, "It's called Find the Missing Link. All you have to do it find someone with red
hair and drag them to the other side of the room." She frowned, "That doesn't sound like fun." Kurt put his hand on her shoulder, "It is,
really. If you can do it without
telling the person what you're doing, you get to spend a whole hour with
whoever you want that's playing the game."
Steph smiled, "Okay! I'll pick
Lita." She hurried off and made up a
story that she needed to talk to her about some important business that
couldn't wait, Lita reluctantly went with her.
Once Lita left Terri start trying
to seduce Richards, which wasn't difficult considering that she wasn't wearing
very much clothing. Terri was going
fast, working her sexiness over Richards, who had started to dance with her. Kurt spotted Lita on her way back to
Richards, in a panic, he brushed up against Terri warning her that Lita was
coming. Terri immediately laid a kiss
on Richards, who didn't resist. Kurt
was near by when Lita saw her boyfriend kissing someone else, she stopped
immediately, short with breath. Angle
smiled with confidence at a job well done, soon Lita would be in his arms. As
he was about to approach her, he was stopped by Stephanie, "Kurt, I won the
game. That means I get to spend an hour
with you." She beamed. Damn, he
thought, "I wasn't playing, Rhyno was, he just asked me to ask you to play." He
said walking away, by then he couldn't find Lita.
Kurt scavenged the whole crowd,
but couldn't spot her anywhere. "Trish
have you seen Lita?" he asked panicked.
She eyed him suspiciously, "Why?
Did you hear about what just happened?"
Kurt broke into a cold sweat, "No, I saw it. I just wanted to make sure she was okay." Suddenly Lillian Garcia appeared swearing
uncontrollably, "If that bitch was okay, why would she drag my boyfriend
upstairs with her, huh? I know their
friends, but if she tries to pull anything Rocky I will kick her extreme ass!" She's upstairs with Rocky!
Kurt sprinted up the stairs as
fast as he could. Things were not going
his way, this was all Stephanie's fault.
He finally came to the hallway. "Oh
Rocky what am I going to do?" he heard Lita's sobbing. The talking was coming from one of the
rooms. "Its okay Lita, I'm here." Kurt's plan had did a complete 180 and bit
him in the ass.
