Here's the second part, thanks so much for the reviews on the first one. And just so we're clear, I know that its cliche and that's the way I like it.
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"I hate you!" Monica screamed as she squeezed Chandler's hand in pain. Chandler yelped from the pain of her freakishly strong hand gripping his.
"You're doing great," he told her.
"I don't want you to talk right now!" She screamed.
"Okay," he told her.
"I said no talking," she told him. "You know what get out!"
"What?" He asked.
"You heard me! Get out! Run little man run!" Chandler looked scared and made a beeline for the door. He could hear Monica's screams inside and he found his friends sitting in the waiting room.
"What's going on?" Rachel asked.
"She kicked me out," Chandler told them.
"Mr. Bing?" A nurse said. "Your wife would like you back in there with her." Even his friends had to laugh at the terrified expression that came across his face. He followed her back in.
"I'm sorry sweetheart," Monica told him. He kissed her head and nodded.
"It's okay," he said. "You didn't mean to." He suddenly felt so guilty. She was going through all this pain for him, for his child and he didn't have to do any of it. She gripped his hand through another contraction, but instead of yelling at him, tears streamed down her beautiful face as she looked up at him.
"Please make it be over, Chandler," she whispered. She was in so much pain that it broke his heart.
"When will it be over?" He asked the nurse "She's in so much pain. Please make it stop." He looked over at his beloved wife who was crying in pain. All he could do was whisper that it would all be over soon and stroke her hair and kiss her forehead.
"I love you," she told him.
"I love you too," Chandler said. The doctor announced it was time to take her up to the delivery room. He held her hand the entire way and she pushed as hard as she could. They finally heard the screams of a baby and the doctor announced with a bright smile on his face.
"Its a healthy baby girl!"
"Did you hear that Mon?" Chandler told her. "We have a beautiful baby girl." The nurse handed her to Chandler and he was overcome with love for this one little person. He knew that he would do anything that he could to protect her and her mother. He handed her to Monica and kissed her forehead.
"Hi Hailey," Monica said. "Oh Chandler. Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?"
"Well, besides her mother? No," he said. She smiled up at him.
"It was all worth it," she told him. "Go tell everyone." He nodded and pulled himself away from his daughter and wife and out into the waiting room where his friends were waiting on the edge of their seats. His mother and Monica's parents were there too.
"So?" Nora asked.
"You are the proud grandparents of a brand new baby girl! Hailey Elizabeth Bing," Chandler said grinning. Everyone hugged him and asked if they could go see Monica and the new baby.
"Yep," Chandler said. "She told me to bring you in." Judy and Jack went in first.
"So how does it feel to be a dad?" Joey asked.
"The most terrifying and yet amazing thing ever," Chandler told him. His mother went in next.
"Chandler," she breathed holding Hailey. "She's so gorgeous. Look at those eyes!"
"The nurse already nicknamed her Baby Blue Eyes," Monica told her. By the time, Nora was out and the gang was ready to come in, Monica was fast asleep.
"Be quiet," Nora said. "Monica is asleep." They nodded and slowly made their way into the room.
"How's Mon?" Ross asked.
"She's doing good," Chandler said handing the baby to Rachel.
"She's so gorgeous," Rachel and Phoebe gushed.
"Congratulations man," Ross said.
"She's going to break hearts," Joey told Chandler. Chandler hit him in the head. "Hey!"
"Shh," Rachel hissed giving Hailey to Phoebe. "You're going to wake up Monica. And if you do that, I'm going to have to hurt you."
"Sorry," Joey apologized. "Can I hold my Goddaughter?"
"Who said that you get to be Godfather?"
"I called it," Joey told Ross. "Besides you're the uncle."
"What does that matter?"
"Can you guys please argue outside?"
"Sorry," both said. Chandler handed the baby to Joey making sure that he had her head supported and he wasn't going to drop her. After a while, the gang snuck out and just left Chandler, Monica and Hailey. Chandler sat at the window holding his daughter and smiled at her lovingly.
"Hi," he whispered. "Your mommy is still asleep. I think you tired her out. I'm your daddy, and I'll be there for you no matter what happens. And I'm going to embarrass you, because that's my job, and I'm very good at it." The baby yawned and Chandler smiled. "Well you should go to sleep, you've also had a big day, huh?" He laid her in the crib next to the bed and kissed Monica on the head and went out to get a cup of coffee. He turned the corner and heard the familiar voice.
"Oh My God!" He turned to see Janice. Only she could ruin this day for him. (Author's note: Thanks to Brooke for that idea! And in my version, they never saw Janice at the restaurant before they got married)
"Janice," he said slowly.
"My Bing-a-ling! What are you doing here? I thought that you were in Yemen," she said.
"Well, obviously not so much," he answered.
"I missed you," she inched up to him and kissed him. He put his hands on her shoulders and pushed her away.
"See, here's the thing," he said. "I'm married." He held up his ring finger. "And my wife just had a little baby girl."
"Is it yours?" Janice asked.
"Of course," Chandler said.
"What's your wife's name?"
"Do you remember Monica?"
"Did she set you up with her?"
"No, she is my wife."
"How? I mean, she's not really in your league."
"You think I don't ask myself how I got so lucky? But its true. I love her, and she loves me and we're married."
"Well," she said. Chandler was glad that he dodged the question of why he wasn't in Yemen.
"So," he just wanted to get out of there as soon as possible. "I should go."
"Yeah," she said. "What did you say you had?"
"A little girl," he said. "Hailey."
"Congratulations," she said. She gave him a kiss and walked away. Chandler didn't wait a second longer and did a little dance. He felt so giddy that he ran into the waiting room and bought everyone a coffee. Then he collapsed into the chair next to Monica's bed and fell fast asleep.
"Ready to go?" Chandler asked Monica. She nodded and he grabbed the diaper bag and she held the baby as she was wheeled out. "I have a surprise for you."
"What is it?" Monica asked.
"You'll see," he said. They got to the front of the building and parked in front was a brand new SUV. "I didn't think that the Porsche was safe enough for my little princess." Monica smiled.
"Are you going to favor her more then me?" She teased.
"Might," he said. He took the baby out of Monica's arms and strapped her into the car seat. Then he helped Monica climb into the front passenger seat and got into the driver's seat and drove back to their apartment. All their friends were there waiting for them.
"Welcome home!" Rachel yelled.
"We had little sandwiches made and then Joey ate them," Ross explained.
"Sorry," Joey looked sheepishly at his feet.
"Its all right," Monica said handing Hailey to Chandler and hugging him.
"Can I hold her?" Phoebe asked. Chandler nodded and Monica was amazed by how easily the baby went from arms to arms without fussing. Her mother commented how no one but her was allowed to hold Monica. Monica was so proud of her little daughter. That night, her and Chandler laid in bed with his arms wrapped around her.
"I missed being able to wrap my arms around your waist," he told her.
"Watch it," she told him. "I still haven't lost all the weight yet."
"You look beautiful to me," he told her kissing her neck.
"Can you believe that we're parents?"
"No," he said. "But I love it." Two hours later, they were awoken by Hailey screaming.
"Still love it?" Monica asked. Chandler's response was muffled by the pillow. "Oh what good are you?" Monica asked getting out of bed and making her way to the crib in their room. She picked her up and carried her into the living room. When Chandler woke up, he had to smile. Monica had fallen asleep holding the baby in her arms. He took the baby to the crib and covered Monica up and went back to bed.
*****That's the end of this part. Should I keep going? I think I will, but tell me. I know its sappy, but I like sappy stuff.*********
