BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! Wow! You people really like me!! YOU
REALLY LIKE ME!! Ok, enough of that.
Like always (until I DIE!!) I do not own
Zim, Dib, Gaz, Gir, or any of the other CA-RAZY peeps in dis fic. They all
belong to that one guy who is always threatening the 24/7 clerks with plastic
sporks every Thurs. ...what was his name? JHONEN VASQUES!! Of couse..I belong to myself.
Now, ON WITH DAH FUN!!!
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ZIMERELLA
* warning, may contain slight ZAGR*
Once apon a time, there was a Lil' orphan
boy named Zimerella, he was named that cuz...well...we really don't know...any
who, Zimerella grew up with his two stepsisters, Redella and Purpula. Everyday,
Purpula and Redella would make Zimerella go and do all the chores and get all
the groceries and all that other shit they where too lazy to do themselves, but
poor Zimerella only did it because they said it was his duty and mission to
slave for them.
(We see Red and Purple in dresses and huge
colonial hair and make-up *snickers*, while Zim is wearing a long black wig and
a tattered dress)
Redella:
ZIMERELLA!! Clean the floors!
Zimerella:
*is dusting the furniture* But! But I already DID!!
Purpula:
*spills drink on floor* Well, DO IT AGAIN!! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
(The
two walk off laughing as poor Zimerella whips up the spilt drink)
See what I mean?!? Any who one day a
letter arrived, inviting all the ladies of the kingdom to attend Prince Gaz's
(*laughs*) Ball. The occasion was that he was looking for the most wonderful
lady to become his bride (*giggles*)
Purpula:
OH MY! The prince is having a BALL!!
Redella:
OOOOH! We must attend dear sister!
(They
start squealing and hopping up and down)
Zimerella:
Can I come?
(Both
look at Zimerella)
Redella:
ummm.... no.
Zim:
why?
Purpula:
Cuuuuzzz...You need to guard the house!! Yeah.
Zim:
Who will break into the house during the ball? Everyone will be there!!
Red:
That's what they want you to think! Now! Iron my best dress Zim!
Zimerella:
YES MAM! (Marches off)
Red&Purple:
hehehehe...idiot...
So, the next night, the two evil
stepsisters went to the ball. Leaving poor Zimerella home by herself with no
one else but the small Field Girs' (imagine a mini-Gir) to keep her company.
Zimerella: Oh, I wish I could go to that
ball...but who would guard the house? And how would I get there?!?
Field girs': WHEEEEE!! WE'RE RUNNIN! WE'RE
RUNNIN!!
Then, suddenly! Out of a cloud of blue dust
came Zimerella's fairy Godparent!
*Dib
appears, wearing Lil' pink tights, a cheap plastic crown, and a rope around his
waist*
Zim:
who the hell are you?!? INTRUDER!! *Holds out laser*
Dib:
GAAA!! NO NO!! IM YOUR FAIRY GOD PARENT!!
Zim:
Ooooh...INTRUDERRRR!!!
Dib:
WAIT! I CAN HELP YOU GET TO THE BALL!!!
Zim:
oh, ok. So...how are you going to do that?
Dib:
well, first. We need to do something about your outfit *waves wand and
Zimerella's rags
Turn into a pretty purple gown with
black slippers*
Zimerella:
Ooooh...pretty. But, what about transportation?
Dib:
Weeeell.... hook the Field Girs'' up to the houses computer system! That should
work.
Zimerella:
you sure?
Dib:
yeah, pretty sure.
Zimerella:
anything else I need to know?
Dib:
Yeah! Get your ars back here before the clock strikes 12, before the spell
wears off.
Zimerella:
WHAT? I only get till 12?!?
Dib:
Sorry, thats what the script says.
Zim:
we need new writer...this bite.
Dib:
HEY!! AT LEAST YOU GOT THE MAIN ROLE!! I'M WEARIN PINK TIGHTS!!
*Glares* so, they then hooked up all the
Lil' field Gir's to the house, and if you ever saw "Invasion of the
Dog-brained Idiot", you know how it went. Well, he did make it to the ball
in time, let us watch.
(Their are ladies everywhere wearing gowns of
all different colors *but not purple!*. The Prince Gaz is sitting on his
throne, playing his video game, sitting next to King Membrane)
KM:
Gaz! Dont you wish to dance with any of these lovely young ladies?
Gaz:
*is sickened with the though of that* No.
KM:
I spend almost a million on all the food and decorations for this ball so you
could find a
Bride! You better find one tonight or
there will be no more parties ever! And no more
Game slave's either.
Gaz:
WHAT?!? Oh, fine...*looks around* their all ugly.
KM:
what about those two tall ones over there?
Gaz:
reeally ugly...wait. *Sees Zimerella at the entrance and starts walking closer
to her*
(PEOPLE!! ZAGR WARNING!! ZAGR
WAAARRRRRNNNIIIINGGG!! And in a way you've never seen before!! Coolio, yes?)
Gaz:
*gestures arm to Zim* would you like to dance? (Totally not in character. so
sue me.)
Zimerella:
ummm, sure.
As the night rolled on, Zimerella and the
prince danced to their hearts content. Everyone stopped dancing just to watch
the prince and the elegant stranger sweep each other off the floor,
unfortunately time was flying too fast and before she knew it, Zimerella had to
leave.
Zimerella:
*looks up and sees its 11:58* Oh no! I must go! *Starts running toward exit*
Gaz:
WAIT!! Will I ever see you again?!?
Zim:
UHH..Maybe!! I really do like you, but...I must go!!
And as Zimerella ran down the long steps
to her "Gir mobile", one of her black slippers fell off her foot and
fell apon the step.
Gaz:
WAAAAIT!! *Trips on slipper* OW!! SON OF...hey! This is one her slippers! I
must find her! *Runs to his father* DAD! I must find the girl who fits this
slipper!
KM:
Alrighty, I send out a search party for the girl tomorrow!
And so he did. All of the kings men
searched the kingdom for days, trying to see who it would fit the
best...unfortunately, none of them fit right. All seemed futile till they came
to the last house in the entire kingdom. The house of Zimerella.
(Redella
and Purpula fight over shoe)
Red:
I bet it would fit me! *Tries it on but breaks foot* GAAAAA!! MY FOOT!!
Gaz:
nope, how about you?
Purple:
It would definitely fit me! *Tries it on but shoe is too small* DAMN!
Zimerella:
may I try it on?
Gaz:
...eh, why not....
Zim:
*tries it on and it fits perfectly*
Gaz:
0_0, your HER?!?
Zim:
...yes, yes I am...
(Insert
mushy stuff no one likes)
And as we all should know, they where
instantly married. The stepsisters, uh.... well, something bad happened to
them. The Lil' field Gir's live with Zimerella and Gaz, and are constantly
annoying them. As for the fairy godparent? He left the studio after his scene
because he thought the casting was unfair.
THE
END
.
……….umm…gee,
that was interesting.
