AN: Yeah! Because I got four nice reviews, almost all saying to continue, I am!!! Oh, and because a friend of mine asked me why a 15 year old would be running from a 12 year old, two 11 year olds and a 9 year old the answer is because she's short and anyway, the ratio is four to one for her!!!
Also, if any of you are interested, I finally finished my Carnivorous Igglybuff story. People thought it was funny. I thought it was too, but the ending is a bit twisted. (I mean, twisted as in you wouldn't expect it, not twisted as in really weird, but it is kinda weird. Do you get it??? Don't worry, if you don't, I fon't blame you. I just re-read that sentence and said, 'Huh?')
Disclaimer: Again, I do not own Digimon or the characters!!! I own Speedo-chan (I AM Speedo-chan) and the little people throughout Tokyo that smile, wave, give the finger, etc. at the camera.
DigiDestined Documentary! (Part 2)
The camera blacks out for a couple of minutes and when it next can film, it shows a very wet and harassed looking Speedo(-chan). "Thank goodness.... I survived because the boat ran aground... Ugh, memo to myself: NEVER, EVER go swimming in city rivers again! This reminds me of when I went swimming in the Charles River back home..." She muttered the last part. She then squeezed some water out of her shirt and shorts and picked the camera up again, "Let's go observe a kinder subject. Koushiro is at the library doing some research on something... He never struck me as being the violent type so I think I can take some chances..."
The camera again faces forward as she advances through Tokyo, except this time she recieves more stares and less people waving, smiling, giving the middle finger, giving peace signs and giving the Australian Middle Finger at the camera. Actually, no one gave the Australian one, now.
"Hark! We have arrived at our destination point!" Speedo(-chan) yells, pointing the camera upwards to take in all the grandeur of the library. Actually, it's quite an ugly building. The camera faces her again, "Oh well. It may be ugly, but the books inside make it beautiful!" The camera shows going up the stairs and inside, boarding an elevator and getting out at the 6th floor. She hides behind a bookshelf and focuses in on Koushiro. Then, the microphone is turned on to pick up voices from his distance away, "You do have the newest Destiny's Child CD? Oh wow! I always knew that libraries were awesome! I couldn't get it anywhere else... Thank you so much!" Koushiro takes a CD from the librarian and walks off, hugging it to his chest and drooling.
As he walks by, he can be heard murmuring, "Yeesh... they're great singers and they are SO hot... Life is good, life is good..." The camera follows him as he disappears into the elevator and then turns again to ace Speedo(-chan), who is sweatdropping, "Err... that was fairly disturbing... Let's move onto a DigiDestined who can't possibly be THAT disturbing!" She places the camera lens cover onto the camera, shutting it off temporarily to save battery power.
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The camera is turned on again, and the lens cap removed. It now focuses in on Mimi, Yamato and Sora. The camera then pans up to read the sign on the front of the store reading, 'Accessories Deluze.' In the background, Speedo(-chan) can be heard murmuring, "What the hell is Deluze?" The camera re-focuses on the three, Mimi and Yamato are all leaning over a basket that reads, 'Hair Products! 50% off!' and greedily picking up hair gel and hair dye objects. Sora is over at another bin, and the microphone picks up her saying, "Should I dye my hair black and become a goth, or green and become a punk? Ah! What the heck! I'll have a split personality!" She takes both and goes up to the cashier and pays for the stuff.
Yamato then slips away from Mimi and the 50% off bin, "I hope no one notices that I'm buying blonde hair dye.... how could I tell anyone that my hair is already turning grey when I'm a 14 year old?" Mimi just keeps on happily grabbing hair gels and pink hair dyes. A CD suddenley drops out of her bag and she hurries to pick it up, "Oh, I hope no one saw THAT." She giggles, picking it up, but not before the camera can get a glimpse of the name, which is, 'Sailor Moon HENTAI CD' and the picture of a scantily dressed Chibi-Usa on the front of it.
"WAGH! I have been scarred for life even though I am older than she!!!" Speedo(-chan) can be heard yelling. Mimi looks up and stares over at her and the camera. Suddenley Mimi is seen advancing upon Speedo-chan, who shoves the camera in a dark place temporarily...
When the camera has a picture on it once again, Speedo(-chan) is looking into the camera and has a bruised cheek-bone. Behind, Mimi can be seen being restrained by Sora and Yamato who are both saying things like, "I don't know what happened Mimi-chan, but you shouldn't really be punching people out in malls!" and "Calm down, we always thought you were one of the ones who hated fighting!"
"We will now be moving on to a hopefully calmer and less disturbing DigiDestined... Or maybe I'll just go and annoy baka Daisuke... We all know he is secretly infatuated with Ken so maybe I should go dig up some proof... Uhh....."
AN: Welp! 2nd part finished up! Now all I have to do is have Speedo-chan tape Daisuke (I hate Daisuke...), Miyako, Jyou, and Taichi. I would've put more, but I think having 4 at a time is good, and anyway, my Dad is making me go outside because it's nice out. (Yeah... nice and COLD to a person who has dealt with 85-100 degree weather ALL summer!!!!) And I had it saying Speedo(-chan) that time because in the text I referred to no one else with the suffix at the end, but I put the 'chan' in parentheses because just saying 'Speedo' has gotten sick jokes before , Also, the Charles River is in Boston (Massachusetts) in case you are wondering. well, actually, on one side is Boston, on the other side is Cambridge. Okay, I'll write more later! See ya!
Also, if any of you are interested, I finally finished my Carnivorous Igglybuff story. People thought it was funny. I thought it was too, but the ending is a bit twisted. (I mean, twisted as in you wouldn't expect it, not twisted as in really weird, but it is kinda weird. Do you get it??? Don't worry, if you don't, I fon't blame you. I just re-read that sentence and said, 'Huh?')
Disclaimer: Again, I do not own Digimon or the characters!!! I own Speedo-chan (I AM Speedo-chan) and the little people throughout Tokyo that smile, wave, give the finger, etc. at the camera.
DigiDestined Documentary! (Part 2)
The camera blacks out for a couple of minutes and when it next can film, it shows a very wet and harassed looking Speedo(-chan). "Thank goodness.... I survived because the boat ran aground... Ugh, memo to myself: NEVER, EVER go swimming in city rivers again! This reminds me of when I went swimming in the Charles River back home..." She muttered the last part. She then squeezed some water out of her shirt and shorts and picked the camera up again, "Let's go observe a kinder subject. Koushiro is at the library doing some research on something... He never struck me as being the violent type so I think I can take some chances..."
The camera again faces forward as she advances through Tokyo, except this time she recieves more stares and less people waving, smiling, giving the middle finger, giving peace signs and giving the Australian Middle Finger at the camera. Actually, no one gave the Australian one, now.
"Hark! We have arrived at our destination point!" Speedo(-chan) yells, pointing the camera upwards to take in all the grandeur of the library. Actually, it's quite an ugly building. The camera faces her again, "Oh well. It may be ugly, but the books inside make it beautiful!" The camera shows going up the stairs and inside, boarding an elevator and getting out at the 6th floor. She hides behind a bookshelf and focuses in on Koushiro. Then, the microphone is turned on to pick up voices from his distance away, "You do have the newest Destiny's Child CD? Oh wow! I always knew that libraries were awesome! I couldn't get it anywhere else... Thank you so much!" Koushiro takes a CD from the librarian and walks off, hugging it to his chest and drooling.
As he walks by, he can be heard murmuring, "Yeesh... they're great singers and they are SO hot... Life is good, life is good..." The camera follows him as he disappears into the elevator and then turns again to ace Speedo(-chan), who is sweatdropping, "Err... that was fairly disturbing... Let's move onto a DigiDestined who can't possibly be THAT disturbing!" She places the camera lens cover onto the camera, shutting it off temporarily to save battery power.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
The camera is turned on again, and the lens cap removed. It now focuses in on Mimi, Yamato and Sora. The camera then pans up to read the sign on the front of the store reading, 'Accessories Deluze.' In the background, Speedo(-chan) can be heard murmuring, "What the hell is Deluze?" The camera re-focuses on the three, Mimi and Yamato are all leaning over a basket that reads, 'Hair Products! 50% off!' and greedily picking up hair gel and hair dye objects. Sora is over at another bin, and the microphone picks up her saying, "Should I dye my hair black and become a goth, or green and become a punk? Ah! What the heck! I'll have a split personality!" She takes both and goes up to the cashier and pays for the stuff.
Yamato then slips away from Mimi and the 50% off bin, "I hope no one notices that I'm buying blonde hair dye.... how could I tell anyone that my hair is already turning grey when I'm a 14 year old?" Mimi just keeps on happily grabbing hair gels and pink hair dyes. A CD suddenley drops out of her bag and she hurries to pick it up, "Oh, I hope no one saw THAT." She giggles, picking it up, but not before the camera can get a glimpse of the name, which is, 'Sailor Moon HENTAI CD' and the picture of a scantily dressed Chibi-Usa on the front of it.
"WAGH! I have been scarred for life even though I am older than she!!!" Speedo(-chan) can be heard yelling. Mimi looks up and stares over at her and the camera. Suddenley Mimi is seen advancing upon Speedo-chan, who shoves the camera in a dark place temporarily...
When the camera has a picture on it once again, Speedo(-chan) is looking into the camera and has a bruised cheek-bone. Behind, Mimi can be seen being restrained by Sora and Yamato who are both saying things like, "I don't know what happened Mimi-chan, but you shouldn't really be punching people out in malls!" and "Calm down, we always thought you were one of the ones who hated fighting!"
"We will now be moving on to a hopefully calmer and less disturbing DigiDestined... Or maybe I'll just go and annoy baka Daisuke... We all know he is secretly infatuated with Ken so maybe I should go dig up some proof... Uhh....."
AN: Welp! 2nd part finished up! Now all I have to do is have Speedo-chan tape Daisuke (I hate Daisuke...), Miyako, Jyou, and Taichi. I would've put more, but I think having 4 at a time is good, and anyway, my Dad is making me go outside because it's nice out. (Yeah... nice and COLD to a person who has dealt with 85-100 degree weather ALL summer!!!!) And I had it saying Speedo(-chan) that time because in the text I referred to no one else with the suffix at the end, but I put the 'chan' in parentheses because just saying 'Speedo' has gotten sick jokes before , Also, the Charles River is in Boston (Massachusetts) in case you are wondering. well, actually, on one side is Boston, on the other side is Cambridge. Okay, I'll write more later! See ya!