OK, this fanfic takes place in Trabia Garden of Final Fantasy VIII... just.... all the c haracters of final fantasy VI, VII and VIII are there. just one last thing, i dont own final fantasy! Square Electronic Arts does! And, yes, i did get the end to ffVII (well, not really.. a friend of mine explained it to me.). I know what Holy did. Now, lets ignore it. hehehehehehe... muahahahahahahahahaha!!
OH! And one last thing! Any fans of the following characters may want to turn back now, I dont appreciate flames.
Selphie
Laguna
Irvine
Seifer
Barret
Cyan
Strago
& Anyone who doesnt like the following couples may not like the fic also.
Zell and Quistis
Squall and Rinoa
Celes and Locke
Tifa and Cloud
Aeris and Sephiroth
Laguna, Selphie, Seifer and Irvine as a big confused love square.
NOW, the content warning:
This fic contains homosexual couples, prostitution, hints at couples having sex, language, violence, and sephiroth rolling around on grass. OK! With that over with, on with it!
Seifer mumbled under his breath, as he began cutting the grass around the garden. He hardly thought it was fair, that he, the Sorceress' Knight, should be doing such an unworthy job. Just then, Laguna came running out of the garden.
"EEEEYYYY!"
Seifer let go of the lawn mower, "Hey budday!"
"Yo!"
"Hi!"
"Hey!"
"How's it hangin'?"
"Good, budday, good...."
"Good"
"Selphie lowered her prices again."
Seifer grinned, "Excellent..."
Tifa came running out of the garden with sissors, "No, no NO! Seifer, you're doing it all wrong!"
Seifer turned to her, "What? What is it?"
Tifa stopped running, and gasped for breath, "I didnt mean for you to use the lawn mower! It doesnt give the grass that nice finish that the grass outside Trabia Garden was once famous for!"
Seifer stood there, staring at her breasts. It was obvious he hadn't been listening. Tifa noticed this, and punched him in the stomach.
Tifa, "USE SISSORS!!"
She threw the sissors at Seifer, who was laying on the ground moaning in pain. She threw a pair to Laguna too, "YOU HELP!!"
Tifa ran back into the garden.
Laguna helped Seifer up, "AWH MAN! Whatta we gonna do now, man?"
Seifer sighed,"I dunno man... but i think we should, like, cut the grass before she gets back here to punch both of us.. man..."
"Yhea..." Laguna shook his head as he began to cut the grass, "To think i gave up ruling Esthar to come to this damn place..."
"Yeah, i know what ya mean, man..."
~*~*~*~Later~*~*~*~*~*~
Seifer stood up, angry. The two of them had cut about 2m^2 of grass.
Seifer, "THATS IT! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
Seifer, "Firaga!!"
Laguna was burnt to a crisp.
Laguna, "....uh......"
Seifer, "Ah.. sorry, Budday.... i didn't meant to hit you..."
Laguna, "....."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth was rolling around on the grass.
Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Vincent, Yuffie, and Cid were all standing watching him.
Sephiroth, "wheeeee!! i am becoming one with the planet!!!!!"
Cloud, "...........uh.............."
Tifa, "And to think he was the evil force destroying the earth......"
Aeris, Cloud, Vincent, Yuffie and Cid nodded in agreement.
Sephiroth continued rolling, "I am becoming one with the planet!! Planet, hear me! I am one with you!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
Selphie, "Hello, Squall......."
Rinoa, "Get away from him, you stupid bimbo!"
Selphie, "Just because i dress like a bimbo doesnt mean i am one!"
Squall, "Yeah, dad! Just beause i dress like a homosexual doesn't mean I am one!"
Selphie, Seifer, Laguna, and Rinoa, "........."
~*~*~*~*~ A few days later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth grinned, "Now, my SeeD! Go forth, and conquer the short people!"
ALL of the ff characters in the fic around the garden except sephy, "Yes sir!"
~*~*~*~*~ In the realm of the short people (aka the playmobile in my friends sisters room) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Short People (Playmobile), "We delcare you, Irvine, Seifer, and Laguna, as the Lords of the Short People!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Squall, "Damnit... where could they have gone..."
Locke shrugged, "out of the closet..."
Squall, "Shut up, man! This is my dad we're talking about!"
Edgar, "Yeah... yer gay dad and his pansy friends..."
Squall starts crying, "Shut up!". He runs over into a corner, crying.
Rinoa runs after him, "Awh, its alrigh Squall......"
Squall looks up crying, "They said mean stuff about my dad..."
Rinoa, "Yeah, but we all know its true, Squall..."
Squall starts crying more.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Laguna pokes Irvine's ass. They both giggle.
Irvine pokes him back. They both giggle agian.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Squall looks up, "There they are! Finally!"
Laguna, Irvine and Seifer come back.
Selphie winks, "We've been woried about you...."
Cyan, "Lo and behold, for our friends have returned! Now, it is time to make marry and celebrate these good times!"
Cyan begins to sing.
Celes sighs, "...oooh no.... here goes bard guy again...."
Cyan, "I live in a Cyan house with Cyan windows. Cyan is the color, of all that I wear..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is rolling around on the grass, "I am one with the planet!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OH! And one last thing! Any fans of the following characters may want to turn back now, I dont appreciate flames.
Selphie
Laguna
Irvine
Seifer
Barret
Cyan
Strago
& Anyone who doesnt like the following couples may not like the fic also.
Zell and Quistis
Squall and Rinoa
Celes and Locke
Tifa and Cloud
Aeris and Sephiroth
Laguna, Selphie, Seifer and Irvine as a big confused love square.
NOW, the content warning:
This fic contains homosexual couples, prostitution, hints at couples having sex, language, violence, and sephiroth rolling around on grass. OK! With that over with, on with it!
Seifer mumbled under his breath, as he began cutting the grass around the garden. He hardly thought it was fair, that he, the Sorceress' Knight, should be doing such an unworthy job. Just then, Laguna came running out of the garden.
"EEEEYYYY!"
Seifer let go of the lawn mower, "Hey budday!"
"Yo!"
"Hi!"
"Hey!"
"How's it hangin'?"
"Good, budday, good...."
"Good"
"Selphie lowered her prices again."
Seifer grinned, "Excellent..."
Tifa came running out of the garden with sissors, "No, no NO! Seifer, you're doing it all wrong!"
Seifer turned to her, "What? What is it?"
Tifa stopped running, and gasped for breath, "I didnt mean for you to use the lawn mower! It doesnt give the grass that nice finish that the grass outside Trabia Garden was once famous for!"
Seifer stood there, staring at her breasts. It was obvious he hadn't been listening. Tifa noticed this, and punched him in the stomach.
Tifa, "USE SISSORS!!"
She threw the sissors at Seifer, who was laying on the ground moaning in pain. She threw a pair to Laguna too, "YOU HELP!!"
Tifa ran back into the garden.
Laguna helped Seifer up, "AWH MAN! Whatta we gonna do now, man?"
Seifer sighed,"I dunno man... but i think we should, like, cut the grass before she gets back here to punch both of us.. man..."
"Yhea..." Laguna shook his head as he began to cut the grass, "To think i gave up ruling Esthar to come to this damn place..."
"Yeah, i know what ya mean, man..."
~*~*~*~Later~*~*~*~*~*~
Seifer stood up, angry. The two of them had cut about 2m^2 of grass.
Seifer, "THATS IT! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
Seifer, "Firaga!!"
Laguna was burnt to a crisp.
Laguna, "....uh......"
Seifer, "Ah.. sorry, Budday.... i didn't meant to hit you..."
Laguna, "....."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth was rolling around on the grass.
Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Vincent, Yuffie, and Cid were all standing watching him.
Sephiroth, "wheeeee!! i am becoming one with the planet!!!!!"
Cloud, "...........uh.............."
Tifa, "And to think he was the evil force destroying the earth......"
Aeris, Cloud, Vincent, Yuffie and Cid nodded in agreement.
Sephiroth continued rolling, "I am becoming one with the planet!! Planet, hear me! I am one with you!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~
Selphie, "Hello, Squall......."
Rinoa, "Get away from him, you stupid bimbo!"
Selphie, "Just because i dress like a bimbo doesnt mean i am one!"
Squall, "Yeah, dad! Just beause i dress like a homosexual doesn't mean I am one!"
Selphie, Seifer, Laguna, and Rinoa, "........."
~*~*~*~*~ A few days later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth grinned, "Now, my SeeD! Go forth, and conquer the short people!"
ALL of the ff characters in the fic around the garden except sephy, "Yes sir!"
~*~*~*~*~ In the realm of the short people (aka the playmobile in my friends sisters room) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Short People (Playmobile), "We delcare you, Irvine, Seifer, and Laguna, as the Lords of the Short People!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Squall, "Damnit... where could they have gone..."
Locke shrugged, "out of the closet..."
Squall, "Shut up, man! This is my dad we're talking about!"
Edgar, "Yeah... yer gay dad and his pansy friends..."
Squall starts crying, "Shut up!". He runs over into a corner, crying.
Rinoa runs after him, "Awh, its alrigh Squall......"
Squall looks up crying, "They said mean stuff about my dad..."
Rinoa, "Yeah, but we all know its true, Squall..."
Squall starts crying more.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Laguna pokes Irvine's ass. They both giggle.
Irvine pokes him back. They both giggle agian.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Squall looks up, "There they are! Finally!"
Laguna, Irvine and Seifer come back.
Selphie winks, "We've been woried about you...."
Cyan, "Lo and behold, for our friends have returned! Now, it is time to make marry and celebrate these good times!"
Cyan begins to sing.
Celes sighs, "...oooh no.... here goes bard guy again...."
Cyan, "I live in a Cyan house with Cyan windows. Cyan is the color, of all that I wear..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is rolling around on the grass, "I am one with the planet!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~