AN: Wee! I love writing this fic! It's kind of an in-between fic because I am writing this as a break from my Kenori fic. (Wee! I love Kenori!) And the Igglybuff one.... well, kinda, because I finished my Igglybuff fic right after I did the first chapter for this one. This is the last installment in this series. I think. I'm trying to decide whether I should put the end in the next chapter, or in this one. Hmm.... now that I think about it, this is probably the second to last chapter.
Disclaimer: you know what? I think that this fic is really the first fic that I have ever stuck disclaimers on. Maybe I've done one or two other fics with disclaimers, but usually I don't. Oh well. I don't own Digimon. I own Speedo-chan, but at this point, I think you know that, and the fact that I am Speedo-chan. Ok.
DigiDestined Documentary! (Part 3)
The camera turns on once again, this time Speedo(-chan) looks even worse than last time the lens was focused on her, "Uhh... I ran into Iori-chan and he tripped me... Um, we are now watching Taichi-kun and Daisuke-kun... uhh, yeah.." She turns the camera away and it is now plain to us that she is now in the school and filming from the inside of a closet. Taichi and Daisuke look VERY unhappy. Speedo(-chan) turns the microphone onto a higher power to pick up their voices.
"....and it's so unfair! I should be with Ken-chan! But he likes Iori-kun! Life is SO unfair!!!!!!" Daisuke is sobbing, hugging an autographed picutre of Ken in a bathing suit that he stole from Miyako (when Miyako was one of the his fans, before she hated him because he was tha Kaizer, and before she liked him again because he became good.). Taichi nods soberly, "I know how you feel. I like Yama-chan but he and Sora-chan are an item now... Sure I love Chibi-Usa from Sailor Moon and Sasami from Tenchi Muyo... but, but, but... THIS IS DIFFERENT!"
Suddenley, Daisuke looks slightly happier, "You watch Sailor Moon too? I thought I was the only guy who did! And I like Chibi-Usa too! I also think Sasami is hot, but I like the Magical Girl Pretty Sammy series more than Tenchi Muyo. Plus... my parents don't let me watch that anyway. They say it's bad!" Taichi looked overjoyed too, "Oh wow! We can watch Magical Girl Pretty Sammy and Sailor Moon together then!" They lunged for eachother hugging eachother tightly.
"Of course, I thought Tenchi was kinda cute too..." Taichi could be heard mumbling, to which Daisuke replied, "Yeah, and I thought Helios was cute and sexy... So we'll watch the series of Sailor Moon with him in it..." The two walkd off. Well, at least Taichi did. He was giving Daisuke a piggy-back. The camera now faced Speedo(-chan), "That was pretty funny, but also very disturbing. Now, we only have two more subjects left! I wonder if I'll feel disturbed about Miyako-chan and Jyou-chan too.... naw, they are both pretty down to earth. Especially Jyou-chan..."
A cracking can be heard in the background, but Speedo(-chan) coesn't seem to notice. Well, that is, until the floor collapses. "Kuso!!!!! It isn't fair!" She yells, grabbing a better hold of the camera. The camera shows the wall rushing past and a sounds of a CRASH. She looks into the camera again, "Camera, do you think that it was a good idea to do this? I've already been attacked by a squirrel, punched by Mimi-chan, had a kendo stick thrown at me by Iori-chan and fallen through a floor..." she sits staring at the camera for a moment, "Yeah... I guess it's worth it. Think of how well it'll sell! And even if I don't sell it, I can still blackmail or just watch it by myself to get a laugh..." She laughs to herself, picking up the camera and shutting it off for the time being...
When the camera turns on again, it is pointing at Speedo(-chan), "Now, Jyou-chan and Miyako-chan are in the kitchen, so I can talk for the time being." The camera is panned around the room, and you can see that she is in someone's living room, hiding behind the curtain on the window sill. Miyako and Jyou enter, so the camera focuses on them and the microphone immediatley picks up what they are saying, "... I can't believe Ken-chan is that way. I never would've expected it... Especially when he had all of those fangirls around him all the time!" Jyou just nods to Miyako's statement and turns on the TV.
They both sit down as Jyou searches for a channell, finally stopping at 'The Horro Channel' where 'Hannibal' is on in Japanese subtitles. "Yeah, well, I know how you feel about people being different that they seem. I mean, I'm supposed to be hypochodriatic, reliable Jyou. No one would expect me to like any of these awesome American horro movies. And i used to think I knew Mimi-chan, and I loved her... but she turned out to like hentai fanfics, anime, manga and websites... along with that disgusting hentai channel.... and you think you know a person!" They both burst into tears, thinking of their loves lost.
Jyou turned off the TV, "I'm feeling too sad and nostalgic for that. I'll turn on Mr, Children*... he's such an awesome singer..." He gets up and turns on the CD player and it begins to play a sappyish sounding song. "May I have this dance? Ya know, to our loss of those we thought we knew and loved?" Jyou offers his hand to Miyako. She nods, getting up and they begin to waltz around the room to 'Mr. Children.' Speedo(-chan) can be heard murmuring "Aren't they related...?"
Suddenley, Miyako stops, "Did I just hear something?" And she looks over towards the window. Speedo(-chan) begisn to freak out, thinking they have discovered her, but unbeknownst to her, the oise was actually the sound of glass cracking. Miyako walks over and opens the curtains, just as the glass shatters and Speedo(-chan) falls through the window. "Speedo-chan?!" Miyako can be heard yelling, but the camera only sees her as Speedo(-chan) falls quickly. "Oh.... I knew this was a bad idea..." She can be heard murmuring....
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The camera shows a stirring Speedo(-chan) now lying on a sofa, not the pavement as she thought it would be. Jyou and Miyako are leaning over her, along with a tired looking Hawkmon. "Ugh... why am I not dead?" She says, sitting up, "Aquillamon caught you before you hit the street." Miyako says. Jyou then begins, "Uhh.... what were you doing there anyway?" Speedo(-chan) shakes her head, "I forget... Thanks Aquillamon... Ugh, I think I'm gonna go home..." She gets up, grabs the still running camera and staggers out, leaving Jyou and Miyako behind wondering whether they just dreamt up what happened or not.
AN: Ooh! Poor Speedo-chan! She fell out a window and fell through a floor in this chapter! Guess heights are not her friend, ne? Also, the next chapter is the last one. I know we're done with seeing what the DigiDestined were doing, but what happens to the Documentary? You'll see soon enough!!! I'll probably have the last chapter out tonight, or tommorrow morning!
Oh, and also: I believe in the Japanese version of Digimon Adventure, Jyou and Miyako are cousins. They mention it in that version, but not in the dub (obviously!).
Disclaimer: you know what? I think that this fic is really the first fic that I have ever stuck disclaimers on. Maybe I've done one or two other fics with disclaimers, but usually I don't. Oh well. I don't own Digimon. I own Speedo-chan, but at this point, I think you know that, and the fact that I am Speedo-chan. Ok.
DigiDestined Documentary! (Part 3)
The camera turns on once again, this time Speedo(-chan) looks even worse than last time the lens was focused on her, "Uhh... I ran into Iori-chan and he tripped me... Um, we are now watching Taichi-kun and Daisuke-kun... uhh, yeah.." She turns the camera away and it is now plain to us that she is now in the school and filming from the inside of a closet. Taichi and Daisuke look VERY unhappy. Speedo(-chan) turns the microphone onto a higher power to pick up their voices.
"....and it's so unfair! I should be with Ken-chan! But he likes Iori-kun! Life is SO unfair!!!!!!" Daisuke is sobbing, hugging an autographed picutre of Ken in a bathing suit that he stole from Miyako (when Miyako was one of the his fans, before she hated him because he was tha Kaizer, and before she liked him again because he became good.). Taichi nods soberly, "I know how you feel. I like Yama-chan but he and Sora-chan are an item now... Sure I love Chibi-Usa from Sailor Moon and Sasami from Tenchi Muyo... but, but, but... THIS IS DIFFERENT!"
Suddenley, Daisuke looks slightly happier, "You watch Sailor Moon too? I thought I was the only guy who did! And I like Chibi-Usa too! I also think Sasami is hot, but I like the Magical Girl Pretty Sammy series more than Tenchi Muyo. Plus... my parents don't let me watch that anyway. They say it's bad!" Taichi looked overjoyed too, "Oh wow! We can watch Magical Girl Pretty Sammy and Sailor Moon together then!" They lunged for eachother hugging eachother tightly.
"Of course, I thought Tenchi was kinda cute too..." Taichi could be heard mumbling, to which Daisuke replied, "Yeah, and I thought Helios was cute and sexy... So we'll watch the series of Sailor Moon with him in it..." The two walkd off. Well, at least Taichi did. He was giving Daisuke a piggy-back. The camera now faced Speedo(-chan), "That was pretty funny, but also very disturbing. Now, we only have two more subjects left! I wonder if I'll feel disturbed about Miyako-chan and Jyou-chan too.... naw, they are both pretty down to earth. Especially Jyou-chan..."
A cracking can be heard in the background, but Speedo(-chan) coesn't seem to notice. Well, that is, until the floor collapses. "Kuso!!!!! It isn't fair!" She yells, grabbing a better hold of the camera. The camera shows the wall rushing past and a sounds of a CRASH. She looks into the camera again, "Camera, do you think that it was a good idea to do this? I've already been attacked by a squirrel, punched by Mimi-chan, had a kendo stick thrown at me by Iori-chan and fallen through a floor..." she sits staring at the camera for a moment, "Yeah... I guess it's worth it. Think of how well it'll sell! And even if I don't sell it, I can still blackmail or just watch it by myself to get a laugh..." She laughs to herself, picking up the camera and shutting it off for the time being...
When the camera turns on again, it is pointing at Speedo(-chan), "Now, Jyou-chan and Miyako-chan are in the kitchen, so I can talk for the time being." The camera is panned around the room, and you can see that she is in someone's living room, hiding behind the curtain on the window sill. Miyako and Jyou enter, so the camera focuses on them and the microphone immediatley picks up what they are saying, "... I can't believe Ken-chan is that way. I never would've expected it... Especially when he had all of those fangirls around him all the time!" Jyou just nods to Miyako's statement and turns on the TV.
They both sit down as Jyou searches for a channell, finally stopping at 'The Horro Channel' where 'Hannibal' is on in Japanese subtitles. "Yeah, well, I know how you feel about people being different that they seem. I mean, I'm supposed to be hypochodriatic, reliable Jyou. No one would expect me to like any of these awesome American horro movies. And i used to think I knew Mimi-chan, and I loved her... but she turned out to like hentai fanfics, anime, manga and websites... along with that disgusting hentai channel.... and you think you know a person!" They both burst into tears, thinking of their loves lost.
Jyou turned off the TV, "I'm feeling too sad and nostalgic for that. I'll turn on Mr, Children*... he's such an awesome singer..." He gets up and turns on the CD player and it begins to play a sappyish sounding song. "May I have this dance? Ya know, to our loss of those we thought we knew and loved?" Jyou offers his hand to Miyako. She nods, getting up and they begin to waltz around the room to 'Mr. Children.' Speedo(-chan) can be heard murmuring "Aren't they related...?"
Suddenley, Miyako stops, "Did I just hear something?" And she looks over towards the window. Speedo(-chan) begisn to freak out, thinking they have discovered her, but unbeknownst to her, the oise was actually the sound of glass cracking. Miyako walks over and opens the curtains, just as the glass shatters and Speedo(-chan) falls through the window. "Speedo-chan?!" Miyako can be heard yelling, but the camera only sees her as Speedo(-chan) falls quickly. "Oh.... I knew this was a bad idea..." She can be heard murmuring....
O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O
The camera shows a stirring Speedo(-chan) now lying on a sofa, not the pavement as she thought it would be. Jyou and Miyako are leaning over her, along with a tired looking Hawkmon. "Ugh... why am I not dead?" She says, sitting up, "Aquillamon caught you before you hit the street." Miyako says. Jyou then begins, "Uhh.... what were you doing there anyway?" Speedo(-chan) shakes her head, "I forget... Thanks Aquillamon... Ugh, I think I'm gonna go home..." She gets up, grabs the still running camera and staggers out, leaving Jyou and Miyako behind wondering whether they just dreamt up what happened or not.
AN: Ooh! Poor Speedo-chan! She fell out a window and fell through a floor in this chapter! Guess heights are not her friend, ne? Also, the next chapter is the last one. I know we're done with seeing what the DigiDestined were doing, but what happens to the Documentary? You'll see soon enough!!! I'll probably have the last chapter out tonight, or tommorrow morning!
Oh, and also: I believe in the Japanese version of Digimon Adventure, Jyou and Miyako are cousins. They mention it in that version, but not in the dub (obviously!).