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belong to JHONEN VASQUEZ. Who else? He dah MAN!
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SNOW
WHITE AND THE SEVEN GIR'S.
Once apon a time, there was a young
girl named Snow White (played by Gaz) who lived in a castle in an enchanted
forest with her father, a king, and her mother, the queen. One day, her mother
pricked her finger apon some broken glass, got an infection, and died. Her
father never remarried, but with the inconvenience of no one to watch her
daughter while he went to work he got a nanny named Ms. Bitters (who else?). As
the years went by, Snow White grew (kinda) into a pretty young girl, but rather
annoying in Ms. Bitter's eyes. So she called apon her huntsman to take young
Snow White into the forest and kill her. But Snow White beat the huntsman up
and ran away, deep into the forest.
Snow
White (Gaz): I've been walking in this forest forever, there must be someone
who lives around here...*eyes a small cottage* hey, I was right.
And so she was! She came apon a small
cottage surrounded by trees. Both the door and windows where open, so she just
walked in. Inside where 7 small chairs around a table, deeper into the house
she came apon seven small chairs all facing a large T.V., up the stairs she
came apon seven small beds all in a row. She was very tired from her run, so
she fell apon the beds and fell asleep.
Somewhere
near-by, seven small puppy-things were slurping on freezes and walking toward
the house. Their names where Gir, Mir, Zir, Fir, Lir, Dir, and Kip. (I'm sorry
if I used your Gir model, I just picked at random)
Mir:
Hey! The door and windows are open!
Lir:
SANTAS HERE!!
All:
SANTAAAA!!!
As you can see, they weren't the brightest
Lil' guys, BUT DARNET THEIR ADORABLE!!!
*Ahem*,
anyways the seven Lil' Girs entered the house bouncing and running all over the
place and making lots of noise. They were so loud that they woke up Snow White,
making her cranky.
Snow
White: HEY!! WHATS WITH ALL THE RACKET?!?!?
Zir:
heeeey! You're not Santa!!
Snow:
No, I'm not...this place looks like shit...
Dir:
awwwww! *Sniff* sowwy!
Kip:
WILL YOU BE OUR NANNY?!?!!
Snow:
wha?
Gir:
YAAAY!! SHE CAN STAY WITH USSS!!
Fir:
MAKE US SOME TACOS!!
Lir.
BURRRRIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Snow:
Well, it's better than living with that bitch, Bitters.
All:
YAAAAAAAAAY!!! TACOS!!!
So, she makes tacos. And what delicious,
spicy tacos they where. They had those Lil' onion things in them. You know, the
Lil' chopped up onions that are covered in..Oh, you want to know what happened
next? Oh, well...ummm. So, as long as Snow White cleaned up the messes, made
the dinners (or ordered them), and read them stories about flying pigs, she
could live with them. Well, soon the Evil Ms. Bitters found out where Snow
White was and sent her huntsman to the house of the seven Girs 3 times. The
first time was with a Corset (A corset is what ladies in colonial times used to
make their waists smaller) to crack her ribs, but the Girs turned it into a
hammock. The second time was with a poisoned comb, but She merely washed it
before using it. Then finally, he came with a basket of poisoned apples, but
SHE DIDNT KNOW THAT!! So she ate one and instantly passed out (We cant say she
died or the Lil' children will hunt me down and kill me).
Lir: *pokes Snow White with stick*, Ms. Snow!
Make uuuuup!
Fir:
awwwww, she sleepy!
Gir:
Lets put her in that big, wooden bed outside!
Kip:
OKEE DAY!
Umm, so they did. And as they did, a
young, green prince came walking by coincidently. He was struck with awe
(actually, he came by to pick Gir up).
Zim:
GIR!! I've been looking everywhere for you! Lets go home!
Gir:
But, I can't leave ms. Snow! She's sleeping.
Zim:
*looks in box* umm...I don't think she's sleeping Gir.
Lir:
YES SHE IIIISSS!!
Zim:
no..Shes not
Mir:
Maybe she'd wake up if we poured water on her!
Kip:
YEAH! *Gets bucket of water and pours it on Snow White* WAKEY WAKEEEEEEY!!
Snow:
WHAT THE HELL!! GAAAAGG!! *Looks at Zim*
Kip:
ummm.... *gives Zim the bucket* HE DID IT!!!
Snow:
You...will.... dieeeeee
Zim:
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Is now being chased after by a purple
haired girl with a full bucket of water)
And so,
the Lil' green prince and Snow White ran off into the sunset...well..Sorta.
Unless you call screams of pain romantic…heh heh…
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like it? YOU REVIEW IT!! You don't like it…go away I wish not to waste my time
on you.