Terra looked at Cyan, and sighed.
All of them walked off
Cyan, "uh... hello? HELLO? Anyone here? ANYONE? SOMEONE? Hello? HELLO?"
Some of the short people came and took him back to their castle.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Squall, "OK! Now, we invade the castle!"
Cloud sighed, "OK, who died and made you leader?"
Squall started crying, "Cid.. now im very sensative about that... so please... try not to bring it up..."
Cid (ffVII), "Hey, im right here!"
Cid (ffVI), "No, I'm Cid!!"
Celes, "Hey old man! You're dead!"
Cid (ffVI), "No im not!"
Celes, "Yeah you are! I poisoned your fish!"
Squall cries more, "Thats mean!!!"
Celes, both Cid's and Cloud, "SHUT up!!"
Squall runs into a corner, crying, "You're all so mean!!!"
Cid (ffVI), "You killed me?"
Cid (ffVII), "Hell, if i were your granddaughter or whatever, I'd do the same!"
Cid (ffVI), "You take that back!"
Cid (ffVII), "no!"
The two Cids start fighting.
Quistis sighs, and walks away.
Zell follows.
As does Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Terra, Celes, Locke, and everyone else.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is still rolling around on the grass. Then, he notices that some of the grass is longer.
Sephiroth, "NO! Long grass!!! Noooooo! That stupid Seifer boy, he was cutting the grass, wasen't he? He must die!!!"
Sephiroth begins rolling towards where the rest of them are.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cyan, "I have a girlfriend, and she's Cyan too... I'm Cyan, aba dee aba diee..."
One of the Short People, "Hwah! Fwaa nata heehi naiy!! (translation=God! this guy sings awful!!)
Another one of the Short People, "ata nii fwan numair tetei nadai! (translation=I know, but we need him as our secret weapon!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Seifer, "Awright... now whatta we gonna do?"
Selphie winks, "I know what WE could do.... teehee!"
Seifer hands Selphie $50 and they walk off into the forest.
Rinoa shudders, "Thats sick...."
Aeris, "Well... when you grew up in the slums like I did selling yourself is pretty normal..."
Rinoa, "huh? No, I meant Seifer and Selphie together..."
Squall, "What? Selphie's a prostitute?"
Zell sighs, "Squall, man, didn't you know earlier....."
Vincent, ".......I'm surprised you didn't notice earlier...."
Edgar, "Yeah... I mean, who else would wear an ugly yellow dress like that?"
Gau, "Where Mr. Thou?"
Locke, "Huh? Oh.. Cyan........."
Sabin, "I don't know......"
Gau turns to Sabin, "MR. THOU!!!"
Sabin sighs, "No! Thats Cyan..... not me... Cyan..."
Gau looks confused, "Mr. Thou....?"
Edgar sighs, and turns to Rinoa, "So, Rinoa, honey, how are you on this fine morning?"
Rinoa, "...its.....night...."
Edgar, "Aaah! I knew that... hehe.. No wonder its so dark..... So, honey, lookin for some love?"
Rinoa, "What are you? A male version of Selphie?"
Edgar sighed, "... well, I tried.............. So, Aeris, how are you? Isn't the starry night so beautiful?"
Aeris, "........."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth continues his journey of rolling.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The SeeD's finally reach the castle of the Short People
They can hear Cyan singing from outside
Mog, "Kupo Kupo!! Kupo-godawfulsinging!!"
Terra nods, "Yes, Mog, its Cyan alright..."
Locke, "Alright... we can do this!"
Sephiroth rolls up to them, and jumps up.
Sephiroth, "Theme song man!"
~Sephiroth's main theme (THE sephy theme) begins playing in the foreground (muahahahaha! to hell with background music! Its foreground music!!) ~
Sephiroth, "Seifer! I told you to cut the grass!"
Seifer, "uh..."
Tifa, "I told him to! I gave him the sissors!"
Sephiroth, "Seifer, you have discraced the name of Trabia Gardne!"
Sephiroth, "Super Nova!!"
Yuffie, "...o no..."
through 10 min of Super Nova
Seifer, "Aaaaagh! Im dying!"
Squall, "that was mean!"
Sephiroth, "You wanna be next?!?"
Squall cowers, "...no..."
Sephiroth, "NOW, ive got work to do.. and Seifer, you have grass to cut when you get back!"
Sephiroth starts rolling on the ground again, going back to the garden.
Cloud, "....ah......"
Zell, "Man, what a puss!"
Aeris, "what?"
Zell, "You guys wasted your asses off to stop THAT guy from destroying the world... that guys so weak.."
Cloud, "EXCUSE ME? 'That Guy', is Sephiroth!"
Zell, "I know man... Ultemicia was so much harder than that loser!"
Edgar, "...by harder you mean...."
Yuffie kicks Edgar in the shin.
Edgar, "....ow...ow...ow....pain... great pain..."
Vincent, "Sephiroth was by no stretch easy!"
Zell, "He looks like a goddamn homo.... no offence, Squall..."
Squall starts crying, "You're all so mean!!"
Locke, "Sephiroth doesnt look gay... Kefka, now he was gay..."
Cloud nods in agreement, "Yeah... he was a damn clown thing..."
Zell, "Kefka or Sephiroth?"
~*~*~*~*~*~ Later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Quistis, "If were ever going to get through this, you guys had better stop fighting!"
Zell, "Awh man... but... Ultemicia was WAY harder than that loser.."
Cloud, "He was not!"
Zell, "he was so!"
Terra, "STOP IT!!!"
They shut up.
Celes, "Ok. now.. we should pick a leader...."
Squall, "Oh! Me! Me!!"
Sabin, "Shut up, ya pansy!"
Squall starts crying, "..."
Terra, "We'll all write votes on paper, then put them all in a bucket. Whoever has the most votes is the leader."
~*~*~*~
The Votes:
Squall ~*~ "Me!"
Laguna ~*~ "like, Seifer all the way, man......."
Quistis ~*~ "Zell"
Seifer ~*~ "Seifer, the magnificent Sorceress' Knight!"
Rinoa ~*~ "Squall"
Selphie ~*~ " Selphie, TeeHee!"
Zell ~*~ "Quistis"
Irvine ~*~ "Selphie..."
Cloud ~*~ "Cloud Strife, ExSoldier"
Aeris ~*~ "Cloud should be leader."
Barret ~*~ "Barret"
Tifa ~*~ "Cloud..."
Red XIII ~*~ "Tifa should lead"
Yuffie ~*~ "I wanna Lead! Pick Yuffie!"
Cait Sith ~*~ "Yuffie should lead"
Vincent ~*~ "Damnit, i dont care! Just not that pansy Squall!"
Locke ~*~ "Celes should lead us"
Mog ~*~ "Tifa-Kupoo!"
Sabin ~*~ "Please not Squall"
Terra ~*~ "Locke should.."
Edgar ~*~ "Edgar should lead"
Gau ~*~ "Mr. Thou!!"
Setzer ~*~ "Maria, the opra singer... what? Oh, right! Celes!! Celes!!!"
Strago ~*~ "Gau should lead.. hehe... ehehehe... im a crazy old man... hehehe"
Shadow ~*~ "I do not mind, so long as it is not Squall."
Celes ~*~ "Locke!"
Relm ~*~ "Shadow! Shadow should lead!"
Squall- (2-3) -1
Quistis- 1
Seifer- 2
Selphie- 2
Zell- 1
Cloud- 3
Barret- 1
Tifa- 2
Yuffie- 2
Locke- 2
Celes- 2
Edgar- 1
Gau- 1
Shadow- 1
Sabin- 1
~*~*~
Rinoa, "Well, that means Cloud is our leader...."
Cloud, "...ok, I need to put you in groups..... Ok, first group is Seifer, Setzer, Rinoa, Zell, Barret, Red XIII, Cait Sith, Edgar, Shadow and Relm."
Seifer, "What? Awh, man! I wanna be with Irvine And Laguna!!"
Cloud, "SECOND GROUP is Laguna, Yuffie, Myself, Aeris, Tifa, Locke, Mog, Terra, and Celes."
Cloud, "The last group is Squall, Quistis, Irvine, Selphie, Vincent, Sabin, Gau, and Strago."
Gau, "Mr. THou!!!""
Sabin, (sweatdrop) "......."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Why are they divided into three groups? What sort of plans do the short people have for Cyan? Is squall gay?
These answers may come in the next chapter!!
Please review! ^-~ & no flames.. i warned you at the begining...
All of them walked off
Cyan, "uh... hello? HELLO? Anyone here? ANYONE? SOMEONE? Hello? HELLO?"
Some of the short people came and took him back to their castle.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Squall, "OK! Now, we invade the castle!"
Cloud sighed, "OK, who died and made you leader?"
Squall started crying, "Cid.. now im very sensative about that... so please... try not to bring it up..."
Cid (ffVII), "Hey, im right here!"
Cid (ffVI), "No, I'm Cid!!"
Celes, "Hey old man! You're dead!"
Cid (ffVI), "No im not!"
Celes, "Yeah you are! I poisoned your fish!"
Squall cries more, "Thats mean!!!"
Celes, both Cid's and Cloud, "SHUT up!!"
Squall runs into a corner, crying, "You're all so mean!!!"
Cid (ffVI), "You killed me?"
Cid (ffVII), "Hell, if i were your granddaughter or whatever, I'd do the same!"
Cid (ffVI), "You take that back!"
Cid (ffVII), "no!"
The two Cids start fighting.
Quistis sighs, and walks away.
Zell follows.
As does Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Terra, Celes, Locke, and everyone else.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is still rolling around on the grass. Then, he notices that some of the grass is longer.
Sephiroth, "NO! Long grass!!! Noooooo! That stupid Seifer boy, he was cutting the grass, wasen't he? He must die!!!"
Sephiroth begins rolling towards where the rest of them are.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cyan, "I have a girlfriend, and she's Cyan too... I'm Cyan, aba dee aba diee..."
One of the Short People, "Hwah! Fwaa nata heehi naiy!! (translation=God! this guy sings awful!!)
Another one of the Short People, "ata nii fwan numair tetei nadai! (translation=I know, but we need him as our secret weapon!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Seifer, "Awright... now whatta we gonna do?"
Selphie winks, "I know what WE could do.... teehee!"
Seifer hands Selphie $50 and they walk off into the forest.
Rinoa shudders, "Thats sick...."
Aeris, "Well... when you grew up in the slums like I did selling yourself is pretty normal..."
Rinoa, "huh? No, I meant Seifer and Selphie together..."
Squall, "What? Selphie's a prostitute?"
Zell sighs, "Squall, man, didn't you know earlier....."
Vincent, ".......I'm surprised you didn't notice earlier...."
Edgar, "Yeah... I mean, who else would wear an ugly yellow dress like that?"
Gau, "Where Mr. Thou?"
Locke, "Huh? Oh.. Cyan........."
Sabin, "I don't know......"
Gau turns to Sabin, "MR. THOU!!!"
Sabin sighs, "No! Thats Cyan..... not me... Cyan..."
Gau looks confused, "Mr. Thou....?"
Edgar sighs, and turns to Rinoa, "So, Rinoa, honey, how are you on this fine morning?"
Rinoa, "...its.....night...."
Edgar, "Aaah! I knew that... hehe.. No wonder its so dark..... So, honey, lookin for some love?"
Rinoa, "What are you? A male version of Selphie?"
Edgar sighed, "... well, I tried.............. So, Aeris, how are you? Isn't the starry night so beautiful?"
Aeris, "........."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth continues his journey of rolling.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The SeeD's finally reach the castle of the Short People
They can hear Cyan singing from outside
Mog, "Kupo Kupo!! Kupo-godawfulsinging!!"
Terra nods, "Yes, Mog, its Cyan alright..."
Locke, "Alright... we can do this!"
Sephiroth rolls up to them, and jumps up.
Sephiroth, "Theme song man!"
~Sephiroth's main theme (THE sephy theme) begins playing in the foreground (muahahahaha! to hell with background music! Its foreground music!!) ~
Sephiroth, "Seifer! I told you to cut the grass!"
Seifer, "uh..."
Tifa, "I told him to! I gave him the sissors!"
Sephiroth, "Seifer, you have discraced the name of Trabia Gardne!"
Sephiroth, "Super Nova!!"
Yuffie, "...o no..."
through 10 min of Super Nova
Seifer, "Aaaaagh! Im dying!"
Squall, "that was mean!"
Sephiroth, "You wanna be next?!?"
Squall cowers, "...no..."
Sephiroth, "NOW, ive got work to do.. and Seifer, you have grass to cut when you get back!"
Sephiroth starts rolling on the ground again, going back to the garden.
Cloud, "....ah......"
Zell, "Man, what a puss!"
Aeris, "what?"
Zell, "You guys wasted your asses off to stop THAT guy from destroying the world... that guys so weak.."
Cloud, "EXCUSE ME? 'That Guy', is Sephiroth!"
Zell, "I know man... Ultemicia was so much harder than that loser!"
Edgar, "...by harder you mean...."
Yuffie kicks Edgar in the shin.
Edgar, "....ow...ow...ow....pain... great pain..."
Vincent, "Sephiroth was by no stretch easy!"
Zell, "He looks like a goddamn homo.... no offence, Squall..."
Squall starts crying, "You're all so mean!!"
Locke, "Sephiroth doesnt look gay... Kefka, now he was gay..."
Cloud nods in agreement, "Yeah... he was a damn clown thing..."
Zell, "Kefka or Sephiroth?"
~*~*~*~*~*~ Later ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Quistis, "If were ever going to get through this, you guys had better stop fighting!"
Zell, "Awh man... but... Ultemicia was WAY harder than that loser.."
Cloud, "He was not!"
Zell, "he was so!"
Terra, "STOP IT!!!"
They shut up.
Celes, "Ok. now.. we should pick a leader...."
Squall, "Oh! Me! Me!!"
Sabin, "Shut up, ya pansy!"
Squall starts crying, "..."
Terra, "We'll all write votes on paper, then put them all in a bucket. Whoever has the most votes is the leader."
~*~*~*~
The Votes:
Squall ~*~ "Me!"
Laguna ~*~ "like, Seifer all the way, man......."
Quistis ~*~ "Zell"
Seifer ~*~ "Seifer, the magnificent Sorceress' Knight!"
Rinoa ~*~ "Squall"
Selphie ~*~ " Selphie, TeeHee!"
Zell ~*~ "Quistis"
Irvine ~*~ "Selphie..."
Cloud ~*~ "Cloud Strife, ExSoldier"
Aeris ~*~ "Cloud should be leader."
Barret ~*~ "Barret"
Tifa ~*~ "Cloud..."
Red XIII ~*~ "Tifa should lead"
Yuffie ~*~ "I wanna Lead! Pick Yuffie!"
Cait Sith ~*~ "Yuffie should lead"
Vincent ~*~ "Damnit, i dont care! Just not that pansy Squall!"
Locke ~*~ "Celes should lead us"
Mog ~*~ "Tifa-Kupoo!"
Sabin ~*~ "Please not Squall"
Terra ~*~ "Locke should.."
Edgar ~*~ "Edgar should lead"
Gau ~*~ "Mr. Thou!!"
Setzer ~*~ "Maria, the opra singer... what? Oh, right! Celes!! Celes!!!"
Strago ~*~ "Gau should lead.. hehe... ehehehe... im a crazy old man... hehehe"
Shadow ~*~ "I do not mind, so long as it is not Squall."
Celes ~*~ "Locke!"
Relm ~*~ "Shadow! Shadow should lead!"
Squall- (2-3) -1
Quistis- 1
Seifer- 2
Selphie- 2
Zell- 1
Cloud- 3
Barret- 1
Tifa- 2
Yuffie- 2
Locke- 2
Celes- 2
Edgar- 1
Gau- 1
Shadow- 1
Sabin- 1
~*~*~
Rinoa, "Well, that means Cloud is our leader...."
Cloud, "...ok, I need to put you in groups..... Ok, first group is Seifer, Setzer, Rinoa, Zell, Barret, Red XIII, Cait Sith, Edgar, Shadow and Relm."
Seifer, "What? Awh, man! I wanna be with Irvine And Laguna!!"
Cloud, "SECOND GROUP is Laguna, Yuffie, Myself, Aeris, Tifa, Locke, Mog, Terra, and Celes."
Cloud, "The last group is Squall, Quistis, Irvine, Selphie, Vincent, Sabin, Gau, and Strago."
Gau, "Mr. THou!!!""
Sabin, (sweatdrop) "......."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Why are they divided into three groups? What sort of plans do the short people have for Cyan? Is squall gay?
These answers may come in the next chapter!!
Please review! ^-~ & no flames.. i warned you at the begining...