AN: I'm so sorry I didn't get this out sooner! After what happened on September 11th I fell into a depression for a while and I really didn't distinguish any day from any other and I wasn't writing. Actually, I wasn't having very much fun. But since depression is not fun, that's obvious. So, again, I'm sorry this didn't come out sooner.
Also, I've been under an extreme homework crunch. There hasn't been a day that I haven't had homework in all major subjects!!! WAGH! Of course, I can't complain. I'm alive, and many, many people aren't.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon Adventure. Too bad for me. I own Speedo-chan, I AM Speedo-chan.... By now, you should know that.
Dedication: Altho this is a humor fic, I would like to dedicate this to all of those who perished in the Terrorist Attacks. You are all foever immortalized in our minds. We'll never forget you, or your fate.
DigiDestined Documentary! (Part 4)
A couple of weeks later, the DigiDestined of Japan are all sitting in Sora's living room. "Good party, Sora-chan!" Mimi smiled, holding up a glass of seltzer. Sora nodded absentmindedly, leafing through the videos on the video rack. Spying a video she did not recognize, she picked it up. 'DigiDestined Documentary, By Speedo-chan, the other annoying DigiDestined.' She gave it a puzzled look, "Huh.... what's this?" Yamato came over and glanced at the video, "Where'd you get that one?" He asked, taking it from her and turning it over, inspecting it. Sora shook her head, "I have no idea." Yamato took the video and threw it in the VCR, "Well.... we'll see soon enough!"
Everyone suddenley snaps to attention, looking at the screen. It starts out with Speedo(-chan) saying her introduction to the movie. The members of the DigiDestined remain silent for a bit, watching the movie, until the scene of Takeru and Hikari. Taichi leaps up, roaring, "SO YOU WERE STRADDLING MY SISTER!!! YOU LITTLE PUNK! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!" As he rushes at Takeru, who is looking quite frightened, Hikari sticks out her foot, causing her brother to trip. "Onni-san... kill him when the video ends... I want to see this stuff!" Taichi mumbles something, but doesn't move.
Again, a silence falls as everyone's attention is absorbed once more by the video. That is, until the scene of Ken kissing Iori. A moan is heard from Iori, followed by a cry of, "Oh my kami-sama! Daisuke is going to kill me! And I thought no one had seen..." as Iori shoves his head under the sofa out of embarassment. Ken's jaw drop and he rushed from the room, locking himself into the bathroom. Then Daisuke is heard sobbing, "It's not fair! It should be ME! Not Iori-kun..."
Everyone quiets down, AGAIN, seeing Speedo(-chan)'s point of view as she dives into the river. And then gets hit by a boat. And then they all perk up once they hear about her plan to spy on Koushiro. But Koushiro doesn't. He makes an excuse and rushed into another room. At the scene where it shows him asking for the new Destiny's Child CD everyone gaps, and murmurs of 'I didn't know Koushiro-kun was that type...' and ' He likes people dancing around half-naked!? I thought he liked his laptop and that was it!!!' But this scene doesn't cause as much of a scene as the next.
"Yama-chan...? Your hair is turning grey?!" Sora gasped. "IT IS NOT! Well.... maybe a little..." Yamato whimpers the last part more quietly, but Sora hugs him and re-assures him she still loves him. When hearing the part about Sora wondering whether to be a goth or punk, everyone gives her odd looks, but the reaction to 'Mimi's Little Secret' is a larger one than the former two. "MIMI-CHAN???!!!! TELL ME THAT I'M IMAGINING THIS!!!!" Miyako screams in horror. Jyou just shrugs, "See, that's why I broke up with her." Mimi becomes enraged, "You broke up with me for that?! Why didn't you tell me?! I THOUGHT YOU TRULY THOUGHT I WAS UGLY OR SOMETHING YOU LITTLE B******!!!!" Presently, Mimi punches Jyou right out of his chair, and steps on his face so that she can sit in it, "Rude little..." she can be heard murmuring, getting comfortable.
After a while, everyone resumes watching the screen and forgets about Mimi's secret and reaction for the time being. Plus, the next scene alarms them very greatly. Yamato leaps up and sits down on the other side of Sora, and everyone stares at the TV, their jaws dropping. "Okay.... I thought both of you were a little weird, but now.... well, I think you are REALLY weird!" Miyako says, shaking her head and moving further from the two of them. They just make sad faces and jump onto the now-vacant loveseat, snuggling close to eachother. After recieving weird looks (which they did not notice) the attention is given back to the TV, which is now showing the scene of Miyako and Jyou.
"Uhh.... dude.... that's not exactly normal either you know..." Taichi stopped cuddling with Daisuke long enough to say. But the Miyako just shurgged, "I was depressed..... We both were!" And then Jyou burst out, "And we are again!!!" The both burst into anime tears and hugged eachother, "It's good to have family here!!! Especially when they feel the same way! WAHHH!!!"
Presently, the scene ended and a new, never before seen scene was shown:
Speedo(-chan) stood in front of the camera, "Konnichi wa, minna-san. If you are watching this, you are either me, one of the Japanese Digidestined, or one of those two people I sold a copy of this to on the internet for gigantic amounts. Sorry, DigiDestined, but by the time that you have your party at Sora-chan's, when you discover this video, I will already have returned to my second homeland: Sweden. BWAHAHAHA!!!" She smirks, still laughing at the camera and bows, and the film ends.
Taichi stands in the middle of the room, "Do we think that Speedo-chan recieved enough punishment for her deeds in the filming of this? Or should we go pay her a visit?" There is a chorus of voices insisting upon visiting her, and Taichi nods, "Well... majority rules!"
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In the now empty apartment, a banging can be heard. Someone is banging on the sliding-glass door to the blacony! "Hello?! Is anyone here?! Daisuke-baka locked me out! HELLO?!" It is Iori, frantically banging on the glass. Too bad everyone has hightailed it to a secret location. Too bad!
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Speedo(-chan) is lying on the couch in a Swedish home, reading a mystery by Agatha Christie. A ploite knock is heard upon her door, "Huh... wonder who that could be.... and I was just finding out who the killer was too!" But she sets down the book and walks to the front door, opening it. Outside are all the DigiDestined, smiling evilly, "Why konnichi wa, Speedo-chan. Might we come in?"
But she slams the door and bolts it shut, dashing to the phone. "Hello? SwedenAir? Can I buy a one-way ticket to Nova Scotia on a plane taking off in the next hour?"
AN: Well, how was it? And no, I'm not continuing. This is a perfect finishing touch! Oh, and I promise to get my Kenori out soon. And work on my other fics! Well, anyway, if you're done with this, go read the Carnivorous Igglybuff story. It's pretty funny. At least, in my opinion.
Also, have you ever seen 'The Others'? I just saw it a little earlier. It was good. Creepy, but not scary. The blonde, weird lady in it looks just like my Math teacher... and she's pretty weird too.... how ironic...
Also, I've been under an extreme homework crunch. There hasn't been a day that I haven't had homework in all major subjects!!! WAGH! Of course, I can't complain. I'm alive, and many, many people aren't.
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon Adventure. Too bad for me. I own Speedo-chan, I AM Speedo-chan.... By now, you should know that.
Dedication: Altho this is a humor fic, I would like to dedicate this to all of those who perished in the Terrorist Attacks. You are all foever immortalized in our minds. We'll never forget you, or your fate.
DigiDestined Documentary! (Part 4)
A couple of weeks later, the DigiDestined of Japan are all sitting in Sora's living room. "Good party, Sora-chan!" Mimi smiled, holding up a glass of seltzer. Sora nodded absentmindedly, leafing through the videos on the video rack. Spying a video she did not recognize, she picked it up. 'DigiDestined Documentary, By Speedo-chan, the other annoying DigiDestined.' She gave it a puzzled look, "Huh.... what's this?" Yamato came over and glanced at the video, "Where'd you get that one?" He asked, taking it from her and turning it over, inspecting it. Sora shook her head, "I have no idea." Yamato took the video and threw it in the VCR, "Well.... we'll see soon enough!"
Everyone suddenley snaps to attention, looking at the screen. It starts out with Speedo(-chan) saying her introduction to the movie. The members of the DigiDestined remain silent for a bit, watching the movie, until the scene of Takeru and Hikari. Taichi leaps up, roaring, "SO YOU WERE STRADDLING MY SISTER!!! YOU LITTLE PUNK! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!" As he rushes at Takeru, who is looking quite frightened, Hikari sticks out her foot, causing her brother to trip. "Onni-san... kill him when the video ends... I want to see this stuff!" Taichi mumbles something, but doesn't move.
Again, a silence falls as everyone's attention is absorbed once more by the video. That is, until the scene of Ken kissing Iori. A moan is heard from Iori, followed by a cry of, "Oh my kami-sama! Daisuke is going to kill me! And I thought no one had seen..." as Iori shoves his head under the sofa out of embarassment. Ken's jaw drop and he rushed from the room, locking himself into the bathroom. Then Daisuke is heard sobbing, "It's not fair! It should be ME! Not Iori-kun..."
Everyone quiets down, AGAIN, seeing Speedo(-chan)'s point of view as she dives into the river. And then gets hit by a boat. And then they all perk up once they hear about her plan to spy on Koushiro. But Koushiro doesn't. He makes an excuse and rushed into another room. At the scene where it shows him asking for the new Destiny's Child CD everyone gaps, and murmurs of 'I didn't know Koushiro-kun was that type...' and ' He likes people dancing around half-naked!? I thought he liked his laptop and that was it!!!' But this scene doesn't cause as much of a scene as the next.
"Yama-chan...? Your hair is turning grey?!" Sora gasped. "IT IS NOT! Well.... maybe a little..." Yamato whimpers the last part more quietly, but Sora hugs him and re-assures him she still loves him. When hearing the part about Sora wondering whether to be a goth or punk, everyone gives her odd looks, but the reaction to 'Mimi's Little Secret' is a larger one than the former two. "MIMI-CHAN???!!!! TELL ME THAT I'M IMAGINING THIS!!!!" Miyako screams in horror. Jyou just shrugs, "See, that's why I broke up with her." Mimi becomes enraged, "You broke up with me for that?! Why didn't you tell me?! I THOUGHT YOU TRULY THOUGHT I WAS UGLY OR SOMETHING YOU LITTLE B******!!!!" Presently, Mimi punches Jyou right out of his chair, and steps on his face so that she can sit in it, "Rude little..." she can be heard murmuring, getting comfortable.
After a while, everyone resumes watching the screen and forgets about Mimi's secret and reaction for the time being. Plus, the next scene alarms them very greatly. Yamato leaps up and sits down on the other side of Sora, and everyone stares at the TV, their jaws dropping. "Okay.... I thought both of you were a little weird, but now.... well, I think you are REALLY weird!" Miyako says, shaking her head and moving further from the two of them. They just make sad faces and jump onto the now-vacant loveseat, snuggling close to eachother. After recieving weird looks (which they did not notice) the attention is given back to the TV, which is now showing the scene of Miyako and Jyou.
"Uhh.... dude.... that's not exactly normal either you know..." Taichi stopped cuddling with Daisuke long enough to say. But the Miyako just shurgged, "I was depressed..... We both were!" And then Jyou burst out, "And we are again!!!" The both burst into anime tears and hugged eachother, "It's good to have family here!!! Especially when they feel the same way! WAHHH!!!"
Presently, the scene ended and a new, never before seen scene was shown:
Speedo(-chan) stood in front of the camera, "Konnichi wa, minna-san. If you are watching this, you are either me, one of the Japanese Digidestined, or one of those two people I sold a copy of this to on the internet for gigantic amounts. Sorry, DigiDestined, but by the time that you have your party at Sora-chan's, when you discover this video, I will already have returned to my second homeland: Sweden. BWAHAHAHA!!!" She smirks, still laughing at the camera and bows, and the film ends.
Taichi stands in the middle of the room, "Do we think that Speedo-chan recieved enough punishment for her deeds in the filming of this? Or should we go pay her a visit?" There is a chorus of voices insisting upon visiting her, and Taichi nods, "Well... majority rules!"
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In the now empty apartment, a banging can be heard. Someone is banging on the sliding-glass door to the blacony! "Hello?! Is anyone here?! Daisuke-baka locked me out! HELLO?!" It is Iori, frantically banging on the glass. Too bad everyone has hightailed it to a secret location. Too bad!
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Speedo(-chan) is lying on the couch in a Swedish home, reading a mystery by Agatha Christie. A ploite knock is heard upon her door, "Huh... wonder who that could be.... and I was just finding out who the killer was too!" But she sets down the book and walks to the front door, opening it. Outside are all the DigiDestined, smiling evilly, "Why konnichi wa, Speedo-chan. Might we come in?"
But she slams the door and bolts it shut, dashing to the phone. "Hello? SwedenAir? Can I buy a one-way ticket to Nova Scotia on a plane taking off in the next hour?"
AN: Well, how was it? And no, I'm not continuing. This is a perfect finishing touch! Oh, and I promise to get my Kenori out soon. And work on my other fics! Well, anyway, if you're done with this, go read the Carnivorous Igglybuff story. It's pretty funny. At least, in my opinion.
Also, have you ever seen 'The Others'? I just saw it a little earlier. It was good. Creepy, but not scary. The blonde, weird lady in it looks just like my Math teacher... and she's pretty weird too.... how ironic...