LOL! I got so many reviews, you people love my story! you really do! im so happy..... hehe.... ^-^ OK, so, more with the madness, ne? hehehe OH! And i forgot to add Squall to that list in the begining, k? he's supposta be on there..... :D And, i know.. not many of those char's have been bashed, but.. fear not, ive only done 2 chapters so far. seriously.... O.o and yes, i know.. we all love sephy-sama.... and..hehe.. i changed the title after a while.. just incase you were confused... :D
ok! enough of my blabbing! hehehe......
Cloud, "OK! First group, you are assault group one! Second, assault group 2! and third grup, you are rescuign Cyan!!'
Sabin groans, "Do we really have to rescue him? Can't we just leave him there....?"
Cloud, "......"
Celes, "......uh...."
Squall, "...but.. that would be mean!!"
Locke, "Shut up, ya pansy!!"
Irvine, "Stupid thief!"
Locke, "...ach! THATS TREASURE HUNTER!!"
Seifer, "Oh, is it?"
Locke, "....."
Celes, "....o no...."
Edgar backs away, "i think.. my group is gunna leave now.. come on...."
Edgar, Shadow, Relm, Cait Sith, Red XIII, Barret, Zell, Rinoa and Setzer leave.
Seifer, "Ya stupid...stupid........ugly-head!!"
Locke, "...ugly-head?"
Edgar, "COME ON, Seifer..."
Seifer, "..."
Sefier goes with Edgar & the rest of his group to assault the front of the Castle of the Short People.
Locke glares at Irvine
Irvine, "Damnit, I never noticed how sexy you are when you get mad... heehee.."
Celes, "...thats it! You get away from him now, you sicko!!"
Irvine, "OH! Don't hate me because im beautiful!"
Laguna, "Yeah!"
Laguna pokes Irvine in the ass.
Irvine, "heeheehee..." Irvine pokes him in the ass back
Locke, "Agh, goddamnit, i cant watch this.. Come on, my group's moving now..."
Celes, "Yeah.. ok... Come on!"
Yuffie, Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Locke, Mog, Terra and Celes go go assault the front entrance.
Laguna and Irvine are still poking eachother, not noticing that everyone is leaving.
The third group leaves as well.
Laguna, "hey, budday, we're all alone.."
Irvine winks, "good.. good..."
Laguna shudders, "i..uhh... gotta go.. ain't we the lords o them short peeps?"
Irvine, "Oh, yhea!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is all covered in leaves, "Muahahahahahahahahahahaaa! I have become one with the planet!! ahahahahahaha! Planet, i am one with you!!"
A cat jumps out of a leaf pile.
Sephiroth, "lo! An omen! I name this cat Chibi Sephy! And this cat will help me destroy the world!!"
Chibi Sephy, "Meoooo..."
Sephiroth, "muahahahahahaha!"
Chibi Sephy starts rolling around on the grass.
Sephiroth, "Yes, my cat, make yourself one with the planet!! muaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cloud, "Alright... when i give the word, attack...."
The rest of his group nods.
Cloud, ".... ... ..... .... THE WORD!!"
Locke, "Ultima!"
Cloud, "Hey, thats my spell!"
Locke, "What're you talking about? My shield taught it to me..."
Cloud, "Nuh-uh! I learnt it from a rock!!"
Locke, "Well, i dont give a shit.. cuz my shield's better than your rock!!"
Terra, "... ..... ... I learnt it from a rock too....."
Mog, "Shiny Rock-Kupo!!"
Terra nods.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Rinoa, "OK...ok... now, everyone, attack!!"
Cyan, "I'm Cyan, aba dii aba diee!"
Zell, "AAGH!! NOOO! Retreat! retreat!!"
They run away.
Rinoa, "OK, ok.. what do we do now?"
Cait Sith, "I'm just a stuffed animal.. I'll go sit on him.."
Edgar, "uh..ok...you do that...."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Gau, "Mr. Thou where is Baka-man?"
Sabin, "huh? Bat-man? OH! Cyan..... I.. dont know.. im kinda hoping we dont find him though..."
Vincent and Quistis nod in agreement.
Vincent, "Finding him would mean our deaths......"
Squall, "You're so mean! Can't you see he just wants to express himself?"
Sabin, "...."
Quistis, "...."
Selphie, "...."
Vincent, "...."
Sabin, "Pummel!!"
Squall falls over.
Selphie, "Why do you yell the name of your attack? It's so gay..."
Sabin, "What? No it isnt!"
Quistis, "Yeah, and whats with your chest? You've got bigger breasts than Tifa...."
Sabin, "DO NOT!!"
Vincent, "it is true, Sabin...."
Sabin, "HEY! Just because my sprite is large-breasted doesn't mean i really am!!"
Quistis, "Yes it does.... my sprite had a big ugly nose, and I really have that...."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth, "muahaha! ok, Chibi Sephy.. you know what i tought you..."
Chibi Sephy, "Meooo Meooo!"
Through Meooo Meooo, the cats version of Super Nova.....
Sephiroth, "muahaha! Very good! Now, with this, i will rule the world! I will cast Super Nova, then they will use Knights of the Round, then i will use Super Nova, then they will use Doom Train, then you will use Meooo Meooo, and I will use Super Nova and together we will drive them insane!!! muahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!"
Chibi Sephy, "......meo meo meooooo.."
Sephiroth, "I am not!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cait Sith, "Alright... all I need to do is sit on him..."
Cyan, "I have a girlfriend, and she's Cyan too, I'm Cyan.."
Cait Sith sbudders, at the thought of a female Cyan. He then sits on Cyan
Cyan "mmmf ba mmppp whhuuu bnnnnh uuuummaiii........mllf! mlllllfff"
The short people begin poking Cait Sith
Cait Sith, "Ahahahahaha! Don't you get it? I'm stuffed! You can't destroy me!"
Cait Sith's stuffing begins to fall out.
Cait Sith, ".......uh oh..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cloud, "HEY! Meteor is my spell too!!"
Locke, "No! I had it first!!"
Cloud, "And Ifrit too! Thats mine!!"
Locke, "Nuh-uh!"
Cloud, "Yuh-huh!"
Locke, "Nuh-uh!"
Cloud, "Yuh-huh!"
Yuffie sighs, "Oh no... this'll be going on for a while.. oh well..... Leviathin!"
The big scerpant thingy comes and the short people drown, cuz there too short.
Cloud, "... .... ... brilliant idea, Yuffie! Now, to find Cyan!"
Celes, "Do we have to?"
Cloud, ".........no... lets just go then."
Aeris, "Ok... lets go check on Sephiroth.. make sure he's not trying to destroy the world with Ladybugs again..."
Yuffie, "yeah..."
They walk away from the castle of the short people back to Trabia Garden.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is rolling around on the grass again, "Muahahahaha! Let us become one with the planet, Chibi Sephy!! Muaaahahahahahaaaa!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Setzer, "awh man, Cait Sith is getting totally killed out there..."
Shadow shrugs, "He's only a stuffed animal... we can replace him..."
Rinoa nods, "See, watch..." Rinoa grabs a stuffed chicken from Relm.
Relm, "HEY! Give Alfred Chicken back!!!" Relm starts kicking Rinoa's leg
Rinoa, "Ow! Oww! Oww! OWWW!! Ok, fine! fine! Take your damn chicken back!"
Relm takes Alfred Chicken back, then starts drawing Rinoa.
Edgar, "....ooooh no...."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cait Sith, "OW OW OWWW!!! Oh no.. my insides are all falling outside... this isnt good...."
Short People, "Die! Die! Die!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zell, "AHA! I know how to save him?"
Rinoa, "But Zell, we already--"
Edgar interrupts, "What is it?"
Zell grins, "Watch this!! Dolphin----oh damn I forgot my attack again.. nevermind..."
Edgar sighs.
Setzer, "...hmmm............. Vanish!"
Setzer disappears.
The Short People, "ACH! Stopitstopit!"
The short people all light on fire, fall over and die.
Setzer reappears.
Zell, "WHOA! WHAT'D you DO?!?"
Setzer shrugged, "used Fire on them....."
Edgar laughed, "ah... Zell, maybe you need to be more aware of whats going on...."
Red XIII, "Well, its not our job to save Cyan... lets go...."
They leave without Cyan
Cyan, "HEY? Where're you guys going? Huh? Wait up!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will the other group find Cyan? What was meant for him? Is Sephiroth's cat going to destroy the world? What color is Sephiroth's cat? And what kind of Cat is it? IS SQUALL GAY OR NOT?!?!?!
Maybe i might tell you in the next chapter of Trabia Garden, The not so Final Fantasy!!
Please Review! I love reading them, and it ispires me to write the next chapter quick!
^-^
Also, please check out my other fanfic. Thanx!
ok! enough of my blabbing! hehehe......
Cloud, "OK! First group, you are assault group one! Second, assault group 2! and third grup, you are rescuign Cyan!!'
Sabin groans, "Do we really have to rescue him? Can't we just leave him there....?"
Cloud, "......"
Celes, "......uh...."
Squall, "...but.. that would be mean!!"
Locke, "Shut up, ya pansy!!"
Irvine, "Stupid thief!"
Locke, "...ach! THATS TREASURE HUNTER!!"
Seifer, "Oh, is it?"
Locke, "....."
Celes, "....o no...."
Edgar backs away, "i think.. my group is gunna leave now.. come on...."
Edgar, Shadow, Relm, Cait Sith, Red XIII, Barret, Zell, Rinoa and Setzer leave.
Seifer, "Ya stupid...stupid........ugly-head!!"
Locke, "...ugly-head?"
Edgar, "COME ON, Seifer..."
Seifer, "..."
Sefier goes with Edgar & the rest of his group to assault the front of the Castle of the Short People.
Locke glares at Irvine
Irvine, "Damnit, I never noticed how sexy you are when you get mad... heehee.."
Celes, "...thats it! You get away from him now, you sicko!!"
Irvine, "OH! Don't hate me because im beautiful!"
Laguna, "Yeah!"
Laguna pokes Irvine in the ass.
Irvine, "heeheehee..." Irvine pokes him in the ass back
Locke, "Agh, goddamnit, i cant watch this.. Come on, my group's moving now..."
Celes, "Yeah.. ok... Come on!"
Yuffie, Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, Locke, Mog, Terra and Celes go go assault the front entrance.
Laguna and Irvine are still poking eachother, not noticing that everyone is leaving.
The third group leaves as well.
Laguna, "hey, budday, we're all alone.."
Irvine winks, "good.. good..."
Laguna shudders, "i..uhh... gotta go.. ain't we the lords o them short peeps?"
Irvine, "Oh, yhea!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is all covered in leaves, "Muahahahahahahahahahahaaa! I have become one with the planet!! ahahahahahaha! Planet, i am one with you!!"
A cat jumps out of a leaf pile.
Sephiroth, "lo! An omen! I name this cat Chibi Sephy! And this cat will help me destroy the world!!"
Chibi Sephy, "Meoooo..."
Sephiroth, "muahahahahahaha!"
Chibi Sephy starts rolling around on the grass.
Sephiroth, "Yes, my cat, make yourself one with the planet!! muaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cloud, "Alright... when i give the word, attack...."
The rest of his group nods.
Cloud, ".... ... ..... .... THE WORD!!"
Locke, "Ultima!"
Cloud, "Hey, thats my spell!"
Locke, "What're you talking about? My shield taught it to me..."
Cloud, "Nuh-uh! I learnt it from a rock!!"
Locke, "Well, i dont give a shit.. cuz my shield's better than your rock!!"
Terra, "... ..... ... I learnt it from a rock too....."
Mog, "Shiny Rock-Kupo!!"
Terra nods.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Rinoa, "OK...ok... now, everyone, attack!!"
Cyan, "I'm Cyan, aba dii aba diee!"
Zell, "AAGH!! NOOO! Retreat! retreat!!"
They run away.
Rinoa, "OK, ok.. what do we do now?"
Cait Sith, "I'm just a stuffed animal.. I'll go sit on him.."
Edgar, "uh..ok...you do that...."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Gau, "Mr. Thou where is Baka-man?"
Sabin, "huh? Bat-man? OH! Cyan..... I.. dont know.. im kinda hoping we dont find him though..."
Vincent and Quistis nod in agreement.
Vincent, "Finding him would mean our deaths......"
Squall, "You're so mean! Can't you see he just wants to express himself?"
Sabin, "...."
Quistis, "...."
Selphie, "...."
Vincent, "...."
Sabin, "Pummel!!"
Squall falls over.
Selphie, "Why do you yell the name of your attack? It's so gay..."
Sabin, "What? No it isnt!"
Quistis, "Yeah, and whats with your chest? You've got bigger breasts than Tifa...."
Sabin, "DO NOT!!"
Vincent, "it is true, Sabin...."
Sabin, "HEY! Just because my sprite is large-breasted doesn't mean i really am!!"
Quistis, "Yes it does.... my sprite had a big ugly nose, and I really have that...."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth, "muahaha! ok, Chibi Sephy.. you know what i tought you..."
Chibi Sephy, "Meooo Meooo!"
Through Meooo Meooo, the cats version of Super Nova.....
Sephiroth, "muahaha! Very good! Now, with this, i will rule the world! I will cast Super Nova, then they will use Knights of the Round, then i will use Super Nova, then they will use Doom Train, then you will use Meooo Meooo, and I will use Super Nova and together we will drive them insane!!! muahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!"
Chibi Sephy, "......meo meo meooooo.."
Sephiroth, "I am not!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cait Sith, "Alright... all I need to do is sit on him..."
Cyan, "I have a girlfriend, and she's Cyan too, I'm Cyan.."
Cait Sith sbudders, at the thought of a female Cyan. He then sits on Cyan
Cyan "mmmf ba mmppp whhuuu bnnnnh uuuummaiii........mllf! mlllllfff"
The short people begin poking Cait Sith
Cait Sith, "Ahahahahaha! Don't you get it? I'm stuffed! You can't destroy me!"
Cait Sith's stuffing begins to fall out.
Cait Sith, ".......uh oh..."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cloud, "HEY! Meteor is my spell too!!"
Locke, "No! I had it first!!"
Cloud, "And Ifrit too! Thats mine!!"
Locke, "Nuh-uh!"
Cloud, "Yuh-huh!"
Locke, "Nuh-uh!"
Cloud, "Yuh-huh!"
Yuffie sighs, "Oh no... this'll be going on for a while.. oh well..... Leviathin!"
The big scerpant thingy comes and the short people drown, cuz there too short.
Cloud, "... .... ... brilliant idea, Yuffie! Now, to find Cyan!"
Celes, "Do we have to?"
Cloud, ".........no... lets just go then."
Aeris, "Ok... lets go check on Sephiroth.. make sure he's not trying to destroy the world with Ladybugs again..."
Yuffie, "yeah..."
They walk away from the castle of the short people back to Trabia Garden.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth is rolling around on the grass again, "Muahahahaha! Let us become one with the planet, Chibi Sephy!! Muaaahahahahahaaaa!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Setzer, "awh man, Cait Sith is getting totally killed out there..."
Shadow shrugs, "He's only a stuffed animal... we can replace him..."
Rinoa nods, "See, watch..." Rinoa grabs a stuffed chicken from Relm.
Relm, "HEY! Give Alfred Chicken back!!!" Relm starts kicking Rinoa's leg
Rinoa, "Ow! Oww! Oww! OWWW!! Ok, fine! fine! Take your damn chicken back!"
Relm takes Alfred Chicken back, then starts drawing Rinoa.
Edgar, "....ooooh no...."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cait Sith, "OW OW OWWW!!! Oh no.. my insides are all falling outside... this isnt good...."
Short People, "Die! Die! Die!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Zell, "AHA! I know how to save him?"
Rinoa, "But Zell, we already--"
Edgar interrupts, "What is it?"
Zell grins, "Watch this!! Dolphin----oh damn I forgot my attack again.. nevermind..."
Edgar sighs.
Setzer, "...hmmm............. Vanish!"
Setzer disappears.
The Short People, "ACH! Stopitstopit!"
The short people all light on fire, fall over and die.
Setzer reappears.
Zell, "WHOA! WHAT'D you DO?!?"
Setzer shrugged, "used Fire on them....."
Edgar laughed, "ah... Zell, maybe you need to be more aware of whats going on...."
Red XIII, "Well, its not our job to save Cyan... lets go...."
They leave without Cyan
Cyan, "HEY? Where're you guys going? Huh? Wait up!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Will the other group find Cyan? What was meant for him? Is Sephiroth's cat going to destroy the world? What color is Sephiroth's cat? And what kind of Cat is it? IS SQUALL GAY OR NOT?!?!?!
Maybe i might tell you in the next chapter of Trabia Garden, The not so Final Fantasy!!
Please Review! I love reading them, and it ispires me to write the next chapter quick!
^-^
Also, please check out my other fanfic. Thanx!