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A big army of short people come out and attack Quistis and Sabin.
Squall comes running out of a closet, "yaaa! Let us save our friends! Friendship is powerful!!"
Sabin sighs, ".....uh.... oww! Stupid damn short thing!"
The short people are poking Quistis, Sabin and Squall with their spears.
Squall, "Stop poking me! its mean!!!"
Squall starts crying.
Quistis, "uh.......Lazer Eyes!"
Lazer things come out of Quistis' eyes.
Sabin, "...."
Quistis turns to him, and Sabin jumps out of the way of her Lazer Eyes.
Quistis, "WHAT?!? You got a problem with my attack?"
Quistis glares at him, and Sabin dashes out of the way again.
Sabin, "uh..no..no problem!"
Quistis turns again, and Sabin jumps away again. She hits Squall and burns the fur on his jacket.
Squall, "You hurt my clothes!"
Squall takes off his jacket, and starts petting it.
Squall, "oh, my poor jacket......"
Quistis sighs, looking down at the floor. She burns a hole through the floor.
Sabin, "... ..... ...... ....."

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Rinoa, "Alright little guy.... get into the bathtub..."
Chibi Sephy, "MMMEEEOOOOOOO!!!"
Celes, "it doesnt seem to be working..."
Locke, "yeah, i know.."
Chibi Sephy dashes out the door.

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Chibi Sephy starts rolling around in the grass.
Sephiroth, "You have to take a bath, my minion..."
Chibi Sephy, "mmmmmmmmoooooowwwwww!"
Sephiroth, "..oh? Alright, then, we will bathe together!!"

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Cloud, "DAMNIT!"
Barret, "You cant cook, can you?"
Cloud, "SHUT UP!!"
Edgar, "....nope..."
Cloud, ".......quiet."
Relm, "There! ten more hot dogs!!"
Cloud, "...........damnit!"
Edgar, "Arent you ashamed? You're 21, and this little girl can cook better than you..."
Gau, Vincent and Cyan walk in.
Cyan, "We have been sent to help you!"
Cloud, "As long as you DONT sing..."
Aeris, "Right! No singing!"
Cyan, "iiiiiiii...bbbbuut............b-b-bbbbuut....."
Tifa, "NO SINGING!"
Cyan, "............" Cyan starts to pout.
Cyan, "......aaawh! im so sad! I think i will go make fake letters to that girl in that town we passed who's boyfriend left the city!!!! OOOOH, im so pathetic!!"
Mog, "......kupo-fucking stupid?"
Cloud nods.

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Sephiroth and Chibi Sephy are taking a bubble bath.

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Strago, "eeeehehehehehehe! I'm a crazed old man! Look! It's the Masamune....."
Strago picks it up.
Strago, "This is Sephiroth's sword.... I think ill borrow it... he wont mind..... heeheheheheheheheheeeeeeee!"
Strago runs off with the Masamune.

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Selphie, Irvine, Seifer, Laguna, Quistis, Squall and Sabin are running from the castle of the short people.
Short People, "die! diediedieeeeee! Bolt! Die! Doom! Fire!"
Sabin, "Ach! AAH!"
Squall, "They're being mean....."

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Strago, "eeehehehe!"
Strago runs into the bathroom.
Sephiroth, "EY! What're you doing with my sword?!?!"
Chibi Sephy, "meeoooo!"
Strago, "Im borrowing it!! Never returning it! heeehehehehehehe!"
Sephiroth, "why you---"
Chibi Sephy, "Meooo Meooo!"

Through Meooo Meooo

Sephiroth, "Thats my Chibi Sephy..."
Chibi Sephy, "Meow meoo meeio meow meoo...........mow!"
Sephiroth, "WHAT? You did not! Take that back, you little spawn of---"
Chibi Sephy starts purring, "Meeoooomeomeomiiio!"
Sephiroth, ".............."

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Zell, "Im home! And im hungry!"
Locke, "you know where it is..."
Zell, "YeeAH!"
Cloud, "Chicken Wuss....."
Zell, "WHAT? I AM NOT!!!!!"
Zell runs away, to eat his hot dogs.
Cloud starts laughing, "What a loser...."




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I ended this one a bit shorter than the others, but I should have another chapteru up in the next few days. Well, I hope you're not getting tired of it, as one review suggested.... Ill try to make it less boring, but I dunno... it doesnt strike me as boring, but ill try harder.
Please review!

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