At this point, i am going to begin calling the cafeteria of Trabia garden the cafetorium, for all those who are confused as to what the hell a cafetorium is...

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Locke, Rinoa, and Celes go to the cafetorium. They see Zell running crazily out with hot dogs.
Rinoa, "Stealing them?"
Barret, "No... we dont even want the fucking things... Cloud made most of 'em, probably get food poisoning if ya tried to eat them..."
Cloud, "..... oh, come on... I'm not that bad a cook..."
Gau passes out on the ground.
Edgar shrugs, "I told him not to eat it.. but no... dumb kid'll put anything in his mouth..."
Cloud, "...."


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Zell, running away from the cafetorium, sees Strago running as fast as he can without having a heart attack, witht he Masamune. As confused as Zell is by this, it is nothing compared to his confusion as to why Sephiroth is running after him, clad only in a pink towel.
Zell, "......."
Zell walks away, eating his hot dog.

Strago and Sephiroth run into the cafetorium.
Relm, "Are they plaing tag...?"
Edgar, "Maybe theyre playing a more... sexual... version of tag..."
They all shudder.
Cloud, "We should hope not..."
Tifa notices that Strago has the masamune, "Why does Strago have sephiroths sword...?"
Aeris, "He guards that damned sword with his life... how the hell could that old man get it?"
Mog, "......kupo-shower... strago peep and 'treasure hunt' the sword-kupo..."
Cloud, "Haha, yes.. Well, Locke, weve found another 'treasure hunter' for you to be friends with..."
Locke twitches, "....I am not a thief..."
Cloud, "Oh, sure, so you just 'treasure hunted' my attack, huh?"
Locke, "No, you stole mine!"
Cloud, "Nooo! My rock is better than yours, so its the original!"
Locke, "Mine is two colours!"
Cloud, "Well mine is shiny!!"
Locke, "........."


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With the aid of Quistis' lazer eyes destroying all of the short people, Squall, Quistis, and Sabin are finally able to leave the lands of the short people.
Apon return to Trabia Garden, however, they notice Sephiroth, wearing only a towel, chasing Strago. Strago, by this point, is giggling like a little school girl and holding the Masamune.
Quistis, "I hope this isnt what it looks like..."
Sabin, "So do I, so do I..."
Squall, "What do you mean? We shoud all be open about our feelings towards eachother. And if thats how Sephiroth feels towards Strago, then we shouldnt be angry at him for showing it."
Sephiroth catches up with Strago, kicks him, then begins to strangel him.
Squall, "I hope that isnt what it looks like..."
Quistis, "Strange, because now both of us hope it is what it looks like..."
Sabin nods.

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Rinoa, "Are you sure Gau'll be ok?"
Edgar, "Oh, yeah! He probably ate poisonous berries and small rocks when he was on the Veldt..."
Celes, "Maybe we shoud take him back to the Veldt?"
Cloud, "... what is 'the veldt'?"
Rinoa, "Yes, what is this velvet place?"
Celes, "Its a continent..."
Rinoa, "No it isnt..."
Edgar pulls out a map, and points to the Veldt, "Look, see that right there? That is the veldt."
Rinoa pulls out a different map, and compares it to Edgars, "Noooooo, thats Esthar..."
Edgar, "Veldt!"
Rinoa, "Esthar!"
Edgar, "Veldt!"
Rinoa, "Esthar!"
Tifa, "MIDGAR!!!!"

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Strago, "Heeheeheeheehee! Sephiroths arms are around my neck!"
Sephiroth tightens his grip around Stragos neck, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Strago, "heheheheheeheheheheeeee! How romantic!"
Sephiroth, "You crazy bastard, cant you tell the difference between romance and murder?!!!"
Quistis, Squall, and Sabin walk up to Strago and Sephiroth.
Quistis, "Um, Sephiroth, whats going on...?"
Sephiroth lets go of Strago, "Um... nothing... i wasent trying to kill our SeeD.. nuu.uu.uuu..."
Sabin, "Why are you wearing only a towel?"
Sephiroth grabs his sword and runs off, "Well, got to get back to my... not pink bubble bath... bye!!!!!"
Strago, "eeeheheheheehehee!"
Quistis, "We need a big bag to just put him in, and throw him in a river..."
Squall, "But that would be mean!"
Sabin, ".... uh, Squall? Thats the point..."
Squall, "So your going to just be mean to poor Strago for no reason?"
Quistis and Sabin being walking away.
Quistis, "Here, tell you what. We'll leave, and you an Strago can be friends alone..."
Quisty and Sabin run off.
Strago, "Heeheeheeheeheee!"


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Sorry about the delay of chapters five and six, fanfiction.net started crashing my computer every time i tried to upload a new chapter...
well, theres the two newest chapters! Im too tired right now to make the sixth chapter any longer than this, so, yeah...
Please review! Tell me what you thought!