Link, Skullkid and a Video camera
A Fanfic by GoroGoroGuy
I don't own Zelda. If did, I'd have more friends then I do now, k?
So don't sue me.
Link's age: 17
Zelda: 17
Skullkid's age: also 17
Tael: 17 as well (Sensing a pattern here?)
My first fic, so review please!
(Scene: Link (adult) riding Epona to Termina, through the lost woods)
Link: Man this is boring...
Weird voice: Not while I'm around!
Link: What? Who said that? It better not be you, Ruto! I said in every other fanfic, I'll say it again. I hate you, you stupid fish!
WV: It's not Ruto, don't worry. It's MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Skullkid tries to leap on Link from a tree nearby, but falls flat on his face a few yards away)
Skullkid: Owwww...
Link: Ya know why people have a fear of falling? BECAUSE IT HURTS!!!!
Skullkid: Sheesh, sorry...
Link: Was there any point in doing that?
Skullkid: Not really.
Link: Then why did you do it, then?
Skullkid: To show you what I just got!
(Holds up a small video camera)
Link: What is it?
Skullkid: A video camera!
Link: O_O ...what the...
Skullkid: Must I explain everything? It can record what you see!
Link: Oh.
Skullkid: We could go record some stuff that (most) Zelda players don't get to see, and then view it later for our own, evil purposes!
Link: Like what kind of stuff?
Skullkid: Well, like things that we would love to see again and again and again and again and again...
Link: O.K. How about we video embarrassing things that others do? Like Zelda in her underwear?
Skullkid: Link, you've seen Zelda in her underwear lots of times, though!
Link: Hey! No I haven't!
Skullkid: Then where were you and Zelda during the Annual Nintendo Characters Reunion last week, then hmmm? Kirby, Mario and D.K. showed up! You are a main character, after all. You could have up late, at least! Saria and Malon were worried sick! Of course, that could have been because how much they were drinking, but...
Link: O.K. point taken. Shut up. Can we continue this fanfic or not?
Skullkid: Meheeheehee... O.K., Hyrule first, then the people of Termina?
Link: Oh, fine.
Skullkid: Yippee! Oh, and I'm bringing Tael.
Link: Why?
Skullkid: Because he wanted to come. And I think he's dating someone. He is 7 years older now.
Link: Who's he dating?
Skullkid: I dunno. Some fairy named Navi, I think. I caught them kissing once.
Link: Oh, fine, as long as he doesn't bring his girlfriend. One fairy I can stand, but two is hell!
Skullkid: There goes the PG rating...
GoroGoroGuy: Can we speed this up a bit?
Link and Skullkid: Sorry.
GGGuy: Great.
Link: (quietly) Geez, talk about a jerk.
GGGuy: What was that?
Link: Uhhhh...we'll get right to work?
GGGuy: That's better.
Skullkid: Lets go!
Project 1: What Zelda did while she waited for Link!
Camera is set on Zelda's bedroom window, just out of her sight.
Link: (To the camera) We'll see if we can get any good footage
Skullkid: This will be good.
Link: I hope so!
Tael: WHY DID YOU GUYS BRING ME AGAIN? OH YEAH, I WANTED TO COME! ANYWAY, DID YOU MEET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND? OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH I COULD JUST KISS HER ALL DAY LONG AND FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER...
(Skullkid punches him hard in the groin... I think, anyway.)
Skullkid: Annoying fly!
Link: SHHHH!!!
(They wait an hour)
Skullkid: Borrrrrriiinnnngggg!!!!!
Link: I didn't promise much.
Skullkid: Wait a second. Where's Tael?
Link: He was right here a few seconds ago...
(Loud kissing noises can be heard from behind a nearby bush)
Skullkid: I don't even want to know...
Link: Shhh! Someone's in Zelda's room!
(Someone's shadow is projected on the wall of Zelda's room)
Link: It's Zelda!
Skullkid: I knew that!
(Zelda walks past the window, then, just out of the camera's range, begins to undress)
Skullkid: Move the camera!
Link: I will!
Skullkid: You've already seen her undress, though! I wanna see!
Link: I thought I said I point taken! And anyway, you're too young!
Skullkid: I'm as old as you are, genius! (Moves camera with a happy look on his face)
Link: Get down! (Pushes Skullkid)
Skullkid: Ow! Stupid loser!
Zelda's voice from her room: Who's there?
(Link and Skullkid freeze)
Zelda: Must have been the wind.
Link: Let's get out of here!
(Both leave)
Tael: Hey! Wait!
(Flies after them)
The End For Now
Will Link and Skullkid ever find out who Tael's girlfriend is? Why was Link really late at the character's reunion? Will I ever shut up? If I get ten reviews, I will show the footage captured in this fic! This is the Great Goron of randomness, GoroGoroGuy, signing out!
A Fanfic by GoroGoroGuy
I don't own Zelda. If did, I'd have more friends then I do now, k?
So don't sue me.
Link's age: 17
Zelda: 17
Skullkid's age: also 17
Tael: 17 as well (Sensing a pattern here?)
My first fic, so review please!
(Scene: Link (adult) riding Epona to Termina, through the lost woods)
Link: Man this is boring...
Weird voice: Not while I'm around!
Link: What? Who said that? It better not be you, Ruto! I said in every other fanfic, I'll say it again. I hate you, you stupid fish!
WV: It's not Ruto, don't worry. It's MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Skullkid tries to leap on Link from a tree nearby, but falls flat on his face a few yards away)
Skullkid: Owwww...
Link: Ya know why people have a fear of falling? BECAUSE IT HURTS!!!!
Skullkid: Sheesh, sorry...
Link: Was there any point in doing that?
Skullkid: Not really.
Link: Then why did you do it, then?
Skullkid: To show you what I just got!
(Holds up a small video camera)
Link: What is it?
Skullkid: A video camera!
Link: O_O ...what the...
Skullkid: Must I explain everything? It can record what you see!
Link: Oh.
Skullkid: We could go record some stuff that (most) Zelda players don't get to see, and then view it later for our own, evil purposes!
Link: Like what kind of stuff?
Skullkid: Well, like things that we would love to see again and again and again and again and again...
Link: O.K. How about we video embarrassing things that others do? Like Zelda in her underwear?
Skullkid: Link, you've seen Zelda in her underwear lots of times, though!
Link: Hey! No I haven't!
Skullkid: Then where were you and Zelda during the Annual Nintendo Characters Reunion last week, then hmmm? Kirby, Mario and D.K. showed up! You are a main character, after all. You could have up late, at least! Saria and Malon were worried sick! Of course, that could have been because how much they were drinking, but...
Link: O.K. point taken. Shut up. Can we continue this fanfic or not?
Skullkid: Meheeheehee... O.K., Hyrule first, then the people of Termina?
Link: Oh, fine.
Skullkid: Yippee! Oh, and I'm bringing Tael.
Link: Why?
Skullkid: Because he wanted to come. And I think he's dating someone. He is 7 years older now.
Link: Who's he dating?
Skullkid: I dunno. Some fairy named Navi, I think. I caught them kissing once.
Link: Oh, fine, as long as he doesn't bring his girlfriend. One fairy I can stand, but two is hell!
Skullkid: There goes the PG rating...
GoroGoroGuy: Can we speed this up a bit?
Link and Skullkid: Sorry.
GGGuy: Great.
Link: (quietly) Geez, talk about a jerk.
GGGuy: What was that?
Link: Uhhhh...we'll get right to work?
GGGuy: That's better.
Skullkid: Lets go!
Project 1: What Zelda did while she waited for Link!
Camera is set on Zelda's bedroom window, just out of her sight.
Link: (To the camera) We'll see if we can get any good footage
Skullkid: This will be good.
Link: I hope so!
Tael: WHY DID YOU GUYS BRING ME AGAIN? OH YEAH, I WANTED TO COME! ANYWAY, DID YOU MEET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND? OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH I COULD JUST KISS HER ALL DAY LONG AND FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER...
(Skullkid punches him hard in the groin... I think, anyway.)
Skullkid: Annoying fly!
Link: SHHHH!!!
(They wait an hour)
Skullkid: Borrrrrriiinnnngggg!!!!!
Link: I didn't promise much.
Skullkid: Wait a second. Where's Tael?
Link: He was right here a few seconds ago...
(Loud kissing noises can be heard from behind a nearby bush)
Skullkid: I don't even want to know...
Link: Shhh! Someone's in Zelda's room!
(Someone's shadow is projected on the wall of Zelda's room)
Link: It's Zelda!
Skullkid: I knew that!
(Zelda walks past the window, then, just out of the camera's range, begins to undress)
Skullkid: Move the camera!
Link: I will!
Skullkid: You've already seen her undress, though! I wanna see!
Link: I thought I said I point taken! And anyway, you're too young!
Skullkid: I'm as old as you are, genius! (Moves camera with a happy look on his face)
Link: Get down! (Pushes Skullkid)
Skullkid: Ow! Stupid loser!
Zelda's voice from her room: Who's there?
(Link and Skullkid freeze)
Zelda: Must have been the wind.
Link: Let's get out of here!
(Both leave)
Tael: Hey! Wait!
(Flies after them)
The End For Now
Will Link and Skullkid ever find out who Tael's girlfriend is? Why was Link really late at the character's reunion? Will I ever shut up? If I get ten reviews, I will show the footage captured in this fic! This is the Great Goron of randomness, GoroGoroGuy, signing out!