Link, Skullkid, and a video camera: part two
I don't own Zelda. If I owned Zelda, I'd be really really rich and really really happy.
A fic by GoroGoroGuy
(Huge set with a TV screen bearing the Zelda logo on it in the middle. Loudspeakers pound out the Zelda theme, apparently being played by some sort of rock band. Skullkid walks out with an ugly polka-dot tie and blue suit on)
Skullkid: (Really bad British accent) Welcome to the next chapter of Link, Skullkid, and a video camera, a new fanfic series that's got people begging for more! If you're wondering where this set came from, Link bought it because he thought it was a nice addition to it, plus he said he would pay me for hosting and being on the tapes. It has been decided by the great GoroGoroGuy that all of the footage captured by my video camera will be stored for the grand finale of LSAAVC. GGGuy, via his E-mail, will accept ideas for who should be recorded by the camera. E-mail him at riven810@aol.com, or use his profile on ff.n to do so. Today's idea comes from a reviewer, The Shadow, Who writes: can you do something about how Link goes crazy and ends up killing Navi and Tael? That'll make me REAL happy!!
GGGuy's Reply: Thanks. I don't want to kill Tael (he is a character in this, after all) but I will try to incorporate killing Navi into this fic.
Skullkid: Today's project is: Project 2:The Kokori Forest
Skullkid: There is no script, and no rules except for one: No interactions with the people who are the subjects, in this case everyone who is a Kokori. Now let's roll the tape!
(Camera zooms in on the screen in the middle)
(Kokori forest, atop the great Deku tree. Link is setting up a camera)
Link: I hope we get some good footage!
Skullkid: I know we'll get some good sound. I bugged all the houses while they were asleep. (To camera) I've also put cameras in the houses as well, so we'll see what's going on in every house down there.
Tael: I HOPE WE GET SOME GOOD FOOTAGE TOO! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, THOUGH! IS THERE A BATHROOM UP HERE? IF IT'S A PORT-JOHN, I DON'T WANNA GO IN! AND COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
WHY WE'RE HERE! OH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TO SPY ON PEOPLE! I THINK SPYING'S WRONG! DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO SPY ON PEOPLE, SKULLKID? OH WAIT, THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? THIS IS BORING, I'M GONNA GO MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! HAVE YOU MET MY GIRLFRIEND YET? I LOVE HER SOOOOOOOOO MUCH I COULD KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND *gasp* KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND...
Skullkid: Didn't I say shut up? (Attempts to hit him with a branch, but misses)
Tael: NA NA! LOSER!
Link: Need a hand, Skullkid? (Grabs Tael and wraps him in aluminum foil, then flings him into the lost woods)
Link: let's get on with this fic, shall we?
Skullkid: (looking through camera) Nobody's moved an inch yet, except Mido going in and out of his house with a boom box... Wait, they're starting to move towards the shop.
Link: Booooorring...
Skullkid: Then where did you wanna go then, Mr. Hero? Back to Zelda's for a little more fun?
Link: Didn't I say shut up about that?
Skullkid: Not in this fic!
Link: Oh, goddesses...
Skullkid: Shhh! I've gotten something... look in the camera!
(Tael has broken free of the foil, and is heading straight for Link's house)
Link: CRAP!
Skullkid: Don't worry, I've got him. (Whips out a peashooter)
Link: Wait, he's being joined by another fairy!
(Tael and his friend head towards Link's house and pull the curtain closed)
Link: Oh, goddesses...
Skullkid: I still don't wanna know...
Link: No, Skullkid! Don't you know who that fairy was? NAVI!
(Skullkid and Link look at each other in horror)
Both of them: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
End of tape.
(Back in the set, camera is now focused on skullkid again)
Skullkid: Well, that ends our presentation for now! Until next time, I'm Skullkid...um...well...I have no last name! Goodnight!
Voice off camera: Skullkid, we still have another five minutes!
Skullkid: .....................OK...we need someone to fill it in, because I've got nothing!
Tael: I'LL HELP! (Starts to fly into skullkid repeatedly)
TAKE THAT, YOU LOSER! AND THAT!
High-pitched voice: Tael! Stop it!
Tael: What? Who said that?
(Navi flies in)
Navi: Hey!
Tael: Navi!
Navi: Tael!
(Both start to madly make out)
Skullkid: OH, GOD! GROSS!
(suddenly, a large arrow flies by and pins Navi's wing to the wall)
Link: (Offstage) Yes!
Skullkid: Sorry, no casualties! Medic!
The End
How did every body like it? Good? Bad? Downright strange?
Next chapter will be better, though, if you, the reader, help me by suggesting the next project you would like to see done right here on... LSAAVC!
I don't own Zelda. If I owned Zelda, I'd be really really rich and really really happy.
A fic by GoroGoroGuy
(Huge set with a TV screen bearing the Zelda logo on it in the middle. Loudspeakers pound out the Zelda theme, apparently being played by some sort of rock band. Skullkid walks out with an ugly polka-dot tie and blue suit on)
Skullkid: (Really bad British accent) Welcome to the next chapter of Link, Skullkid, and a video camera, a new fanfic series that's got people begging for more! If you're wondering where this set came from, Link bought it because he thought it was a nice addition to it, plus he said he would pay me for hosting and being on the tapes. It has been decided by the great GoroGoroGuy that all of the footage captured by my video camera will be stored for the grand finale of LSAAVC. GGGuy, via his E-mail, will accept ideas for who should be recorded by the camera. E-mail him at riven810@aol.com, or use his profile on ff.n to do so. Today's idea comes from a reviewer, The Shadow, Who writes: can you do something about how Link goes crazy and ends up killing Navi and Tael? That'll make me REAL happy!!
GGGuy's Reply: Thanks. I don't want to kill Tael (he is a character in this, after all) but I will try to incorporate killing Navi into this fic.
Skullkid: Today's project is: Project 2:The Kokori Forest
Skullkid: There is no script, and no rules except for one: No interactions with the people who are the subjects, in this case everyone who is a Kokori. Now let's roll the tape!
(Camera zooms in on the screen in the middle)
(Kokori forest, atop the great Deku tree. Link is setting up a camera)
Link: I hope we get some good footage!
Skullkid: I know we'll get some good sound. I bugged all the houses while they were asleep. (To camera) I've also put cameras in the houses as well, so we'll see what's going on in every house down there.
Tael: I HOPE WE GET SOME GOOD FOOTAGE TOO! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, THOUGH! IS THERE A BATHROOM UP HERE? IF IT'S A PORT-JOHN, I DON'T WANNA GO IN! AND COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
WHY WE'RE HERE! OH THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TO SPY ON PEOPLE! I THINK SPYING'S WRONG! DO YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO SPY ON PEOPLE, SKULLKID? OH WAIT, THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? THIS IS BORING, I'M GONNA GO MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! HAVE YOU MET MY GIRLFRIEND YET? I LOVE HER SOOOOOOOOO MUCH I COULD KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND *gasp* KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND KISS HER AND...
Skullkid: Didn't I say shut up? (Attempts to hit him with a branch, but misses)
Tael: NA NA! LOSER!
Link: Need a hand, Skullkid? (Grabs Tael and wraps him in aluminum foil, then flings him into the lost woods)
Link: let's get on with this fic, shall we?
Skullkid: (looking through camera) Nobody's moved an inch yet, except Mido going in and out of his house with a boom box... Wait, they're starting to move towards the shop.
Link: Booooorring...
Skullkid: Then where did you wanna go then, Mr. Hero? Back to Zelda's for a little more fun?
Link: Didn't I say shut up about that?
Skullkid: Not in this fic!
Link: Oh, goddesses...
Skullkid: Shhh! I've gotten something... look in the camera!
(Tael has broken free of the foil, and is heading straight for Link's house)
Link: CRAP!
Skullkid: Don't worry, I've got him. (Whips out a peashooter)
Link: Wait, he's being joined by another fairy!
(Tael and his friend head towards Link's house and pull the curtain closed)
Link: Oh, goddesses...
Skullkid: I still don't wanna know...
Link: No, Skullkid! Don't you know who that fairy was? NAVI!
(Skullkid and Link look at each other in horror)
Both of them: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
End of tape.
(Back in the set, camera is now focused on skullkid again)
Skullkid: Well, that ends our presentation for now! Until next time, I'm Skullkid...um...well...I have no last name! Goodnight!
Voice off camera: Skullkid, we still have another five minutes!
Skullkid: .....................OK...we need someone to fill it in, because I've got nothing!
Tael: I'LL HELP! (Starts to fly into skullkid repeatedly)
TAKE THAT, YOU LOSER! AND THAT!
High-pitched voice: Tael! Stop it!
Tael: What? Who said that?
(Navi flies in)
Navi: Hey!
Tael: Navi!
Navi: Tael!
(Both start to madly make out)
Skullkid: OH, GOD! GROSS!
(suddenly, a large arrow flies by and pins Navi's wing to the wall)
Link: (Offstage) Yes!
Skullkid: Sorry, no casualties! Medic!
The End
How did every body like it? Good? Bad? Downright strange?
Next chapter will be better, though, if you, the reader, help me by suggesting the next project you would like to see done right here on... LSAAVC!