Halloween Fun
(Note: credit is due to Chibi-Setsuna who played Witch 2 and Yoren who played the Hyper Little Kid *like it took much of a personality change!*)
Witch 2: It's Halloween and we're bored.
Witch 1: Should that be happening?
Both: no...no....
Witch 1: so...what should we do?
Witch 2: uh...I dunno...maybe make a potion or something...
Witch 1: Brilliant!
Witch 2: we'll need ingredients...
Witch 1: that's easy! But won't we need...
Both: A taste-tester!
::Little kid walks onstage::
Kid: TRICK-OR-TREAT!!
Witch 1: sorry kid, we don't have any...
Witch 2: Shhh!!! Do you want something yummy to eat?
Kid: YEAH!
Witch 1: OH! I get it....
Witch 2: just a little bit slow on the uptake, now, aren't we?
Kid: are you going to give me my candy or not?
Witch 2: of course...just sit down...
Kid: I dunno...my mom says I'm not supposed to go really talk to strangers that much...
Witch 1: oh, we aren't strangers!
Kid: then what are you?
Witch 1: uh....::looks at Witch 2 for help::
Witch 2: we're politicians!
Witch 1: yeah, that's it!
Kid: I don't like you...I'm leaving!
Witch 2: sit down, you little brat!
Kid: NO!
Both: sit DOWN!
::witches force kid into chair::
Witch 1: okay...what'll we need?
Witch 2: molasses!
Kid: ::licks lips:: YUMMY!
::Witch 1 puts in molasses::
Witch 1: Eggo Waffles!
Witch 2: hmm...I can't seem to find them...
Kid: ::holds up waffles and grins::
Witch 2: Leggo my Eggo! ::takes waffles and puts them in cauldron:: no more sugary things in the potions...the kid's hyper enough already.
Witch 1: I have some Gelly Roll pens!
Witch 2: hmm...should we use regular, pastel, flourescant, metallic, meteor or lightning?
Witch 1: I think the Lightning kind changes color!
Both: Lightning!
Kid: Yuck! What kinda candy is this, anyway?
Witch 2: hush!
Witch 1: Glitter, lipgloss and perfume! ::puts in materials::
Witch 2: and glasses...where are some?
Witch 1: here! ::takes glasses from witch 2's face::
Witch 2: Hey! Now I can't see!
Witch 1: Whoopsie! ::takes out glasses:: now we add playdo!
Kid: I am NOT eating that!
Witch 2: oh yes you are!
Witch 1: how does the incantation go? Bubble, bubble, something, something...
::Kid starts to slide away::
Witch 2: Oh no you don't! ::pulls kid back::
::Witch 1 starts blowing bubbles with bubble wand::
Witch 1: bubble, bubble...
Witch 2: okay, it's ready...feed it to the taste tester!
Witch 1: you do it.
Witch 2: no you!
Witch 1: you!
Witch 2: if you don't succeed, then I'll try.
Witch 1: Oh, okay.
::dips spoon in cauldron and tries to feed it to kid::
Witch 1 (trying to feed potion to Kid): c'mon...it's not that bad...maybe it'll turn you into something neat...
::kid dodges each attempt, finally biting Witch 1::
Witch 1: OUCH! ::drops spoon:: oh...it just burned a hole in the earth...
Witch 2: hm...must have been the Molasses...maybe it's not a good idea to ingest it...
Witch 1: I think you're right...
Both: ::pull out candy:: here, kid, have some candy!
Kid: NOOOOO! NO CANDY!!!!!!!!! ::runs off screaming::
End of scene
(Note: credit is due to Chibi-Setsuna who played Witch 2 and Yoren who played the Hyper Little Kid *like it took much of a personality change!*)
Witch 2: It's Halloween and we're bored.
Witch 1: Should that be happening?
Both: no...no....
Witch 1: so...what should we do?
Witch 2: uh...I dunno...maybe make a potion or something...
Witch 1: Brilliant!
Witch 2: we'll need ingredients...
Witch 1: that's easy! But won't we need...
Both: A taste-tester!
::Little kid walks onstage::
Kid: TRICK-OR-TREAT!!
Witch 1: sorry kid, we don't have any...
Witch 2: Shhh!!! Do you want something yummy to eat?
Kid: YEAH!
Witch 1: OH! I get it....
Witch 2: just a little bit slow on the uptake, now, aren't we?
Kid: are you going to give me my candy or not?
Witch 2: of course...just sit down...
Kid: I dunno...my mom says I'm not supposed to go really talk to strangers that much...
Witch 1: oh, we aren't strangers!
Kid: then what are you?
Witch 1: uh....::looks at Witch 2 for help::
Witch 2: we're politicians!
Witch 1: yeah, that's it!
Kid: I don't like you...I'm leaving!
Witch 2: sit down, you little brat!
Kid: NO!
Both: sit DOWN!
::witches force kid into chair::
Witch 1: okay...what'll we need?
Witch 2: molasses!
Kid: ::licks lips:: YUMMY!
::Witch 1 puts in molasses::
Witch 1: Eggo Waffles!
Witch 2: hmm...I can't seem to find them...
Kid: ::holds up waffles and grins::
Witch 2: Leggo my Eggo! ::takes waffles and puts them in cauldron:: no more sugary things in the potions...the kid's hyper enough already.
Witch 1: I have some Gelly Roll pens!
Witch 2: hmm...should we use regular, pastel, flourescant, metallic, meteor or lightning?
Witch 1: I think the Lightning kind changes color!
Both: Lightning!
Kid: Yuck! What kinda candy is this, anyway?
Witch 2: hush!
Witch 1: Glitter, lipgloss and perfume! ::puts in materials::
Witch 2: and glasses...where are some?
Witch 1: here! ::takes glasses from witch 2's face::
Witch 2: Hey! Now I can't see!
Witch 1: Whoopsie! ::takes out glasses:: now we add playdo!
Kid: I am NOT eating that!
Witch 2: oh yes you are!
Witch 1: how does the incantation go? Bubble, bubble, something, something...
::Kid starts to slide away::
Witch 2: Oh no you don't! ::pulls kid back::
::Witch 1 starts blowing bubbles with bubble wand::
Witch 1: bubble, bubble...
Witch 2: okay, it's ready...feed it to the taste tester!
Witch 1: you do it.
Witch 2: no you!
Witch 1: you!
Witch 2: if you don't succeed, then I'll try.
Witch 1: Oh, okay.
::dips spoon in cauldron and tries to feed it to kid::
Witch 1 (trying to feed potion to Kid): c'mon...it's not that bad...maybe it'll turn you into something neat...
::kid dodges each attempt, finally biting Witch 1::
Witch 1: OUCH! ::drops spoon:: oh...it just burned a hole in the earth...
Witch 2: hm...must have been the Molasses...maybe it's not a good idea to ingest it...
Witch 1: I think you're right...
Both: ::pull out candy:: here, kid, have some candy!
Kid: NOOOOO! NO CANDY!!!!!!!!! ::runs off screaming::
End of scene