Link, Skullkid, and a video camera: Part three
I'm getting sick of saying this...I don't own Zelda... gee, wouldn't it be funny if the owner of Zelda (Miyamoto or any of those other big executives at nintendo) did a fanfic, and said he/she did own Zelda? Sorry, just like to hear myself type.
Scene: The set of LSAAVC, except Skullkid is now wearing a pink polka-dotted suit and a blue tie bearing the words 'I'm a big kid now' (apparently Skullkid has no sense of fashion whatsoever)
Skullkid: Welcome to episode three of LSAAVC, a hit fanfiction that's got everybody begging for more! The fic is built on a basic idea: Take a video camera and tape Zelda characters doing embarrassing things for your viewing pleasure! The rules are simple: You may not interact with the subjects unless it is absolutely necessary.
Today's project is: Project three: the chamber of sages.
Scene: The chamber of sages. Skullkid and Link are on one of those weird disks in the chamber. Link is looking through a little home video camera, focused on the central disk in the chamber. (The one with the sages on it)
Skullkid: This better be worth it. You got me up at 6:30 AM, GGGuy.
GGGuy: Not my fault. Besides, you oversleep too often anyway, you straw- covered freeloader.
Skullkid: Hey! This isn't straw! It's a blend of red and green fibers made to look like it. Just because you say it doesn't mean it's true!
GGGuy: Wanna bet? (Snaps fingers and Skullkid turns into a bunny)
Skullkid the bunny: Hey! No fair! Change me BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!
GGGuy: Oh, fine... (Snaps fingers and Skullkid changes back to his annoying self)
Skullkid: *very sarcastically* Thank you. You make me so happy. I love GGGuy's work.
GGGuy: Skullkid...I'm losing my patience...I learned how to do worse things from other authors...
Skullkid: Well sooooorrrrrrry!
Link: Can we just get on with this?
GGGuy and Skullkid: Oh. Sorry.
Link: *YAWN* I want them to do something...
Skullkid: Okay! (Throws a rock at Darunia, but because Darunia is so dumb, he doesn't notice)
Skullkid: Awwww...crud! Stupid goron!
GGGuy: Wait, where's Saria?
Link: I don't see her anywhere...
Skullkid: Wait, there she is!
(Saria appears on the forest symbol, apparently drunk)
Link: I think she's drunk.
Skullkid: No kidding, genius.
GGGuy: Let's find out! I have a tiny video camera that flies. (Pulls out a very small video camera out of his pocket) Let's get a close-up of her!
(Camera flies down to the sage platform. After nearly colliding with Ruto, it gets a close-up of Saria, who's now barfing off the side of the platform)
GGGuy: See? Am I smart or what?
Skullkid: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
GGGuy: Say one more thing, and I'll turn you into a bunny again.
Skullkid: *whimper*
GGGuy: Thank you.
Link: Okay, so now we know that Saria's an alcoholic. What now?
GGGuy: I thought we might take a look at the other sages. Who knows what they might do?
(Camera flies at Ruto)
Ruto: EEEEEEEKKKKK! Not that fly again! I'm afraid of flies!
Link: She's afraid of flies, but she walks through a huge fish filled with deadly jellyfish. I'll never understand her...
(The Camera flies at Nabooru, but because her nose is so big, she can't see past it. The camera heads for Darunia, but he inhales and it gets sucked up his left nostril)
GGGuy: Oh, gross!
Link: The camera will make it out fine. There isn't anything in his head anyway.
(The camera flies out of Darunia's nose, and heads for where Impa should be, but nobody's there)
Link: Where's Impa?
GGGuy: I dunno.
(The camera flies towards Raru, who grabs the camera and eats it)
Raru: *BURP* Mmmmm...
GGGuy: Aw, Man!
Skullkid: What bad manners Raru has.
Link: What do you mean, bad manners?! Your manners are no better!
Skullkid: Hey! Not funny, you Zelda-screwing son of a bitch!
Link: Don't you call me that, bastard! (Skullkid and him go into one of those fight cloud things)
GGGuy: I think I'd better turn off the camera now...
End Of Tape
(Back in the set of LSAAVC)
Skullkid: Boy, what fun! That's all we have time for, so Goodbye!
The voice off camera: Skullkid, we have another five minutes to fill in!
Skullkid: Oh, no...(Ducks)
Tael: I'll hel...ACK! (Zooms over Skullkid and flies into the wall behind him)
Skullkid: Whew...is he all right?
Medic: Just a minor concussion, Skullkid!
Skullkid: Damn...Oh, well, you can't have everything in life. Goodbye, everyone! See you next time on...LSAAVC!
How did everybody like it? I think this chapter was much better than Chapter 2. I took my time writing this, and it shows. I need those suggestions though! Today's idea came from reviewer Zelda_in_a_Crystal, who wrote: I would love to see Saria drunk. I therefore give her half credit for this fic. I will work on another set of fics as well after I finish up this series, but that will be a long time from now. FF.N forever!
I'm getting sick of saying this...I don't own Zelda... gee, wouldn't it be funny if the owner of Zelda (Miyamoto or any of those other big executives at nintendo) did a fanfic, and said he/she did own Zelda? Sorry, just like to hear myself type.
Scene: The set of LSAAVC, except Skullkid is now wearing a pink polka-dotted suit and a blue tie bearing the words 'I'm a big kid now' (apparently Skullkid has no sense of fashion whatsoever)
Skullkid: Welcome to episode three of LSAAVC, a hit fanfiction that's got everybody begging for more! The fic is built on a basic idea: Take a video camera and tape Zelda characters doing embarrassing things for your viewing pleasure! The rules are simple: You may not interact with the subjects unless it is absolutely necessary.
Today's project is: Project three: the chamber of sages.
Scene: The chamber of sages. Skullkid and Link are on one of those weird disks in the chamber. Link is looking through a little home video camera, focused on the central disk in the chamber. (The one with the sages on it)
Skullkid: This better be worth it. You got me up at 6:30 AM, GGGuy.
GGGuy: Not my fault. Besides, you oversleep too often anyway, you straw- covered freeloader.
Skullkid: Hey! This isn't straw! It's a blend of red and green fibers made to look like it. Just because you say it doesn't mean it's true!
GGGuy: Wanna bet? (Snaps fingers and Skullkid turns into a bunny)
Skullkid the bunny: Hey! No fair! Change me BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!
GGGuy: Oh, fine... (Snaps fingers and Skullkid changes back to his annoying self)
Skullkid: *very sarcastically* Thank you. You make me so happy. I love GGGuy's work.
GGGuy: Skullkid...I'm losing my patience...I learned how to do worse things from other authors...
Skullkid: Well sooooorrrrrrry!
Link: Can we just get on with this?
GGGuy and Skullkid: Oh. Sorry.
Link: *YAWN* I want them to do something...
Skullkid: Okay! (Throws a rock at Darunia, but because Darunia is so dumb, he doesn't notice)
Skullkid: Awwww...crud! Stupid goron!
GGGuy: Wait, where's Saria?
Link: I don't see her anywhere...
Skullkid: Wait, there she is!
(Saria appears on the forest symbol, apparently drunk)
Link: I think she's drunk.
Skullkid: No kidding, genius.
GGGuy: Let's find out! I have a tiny video camera that flies. (Pulls out a very small video camera out of his pocket) Let's get a close-up of her!
(Camera flies down to the sage platform. After nearly colliding with Ruto, it gets a close-up of Saria, who's now barfing off the side of the platform)
GGGuy: See? Am I smart or what?
Skullkid: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
GGGuy: Say one more thing, and I'll turn you into a bunny again.
Skullkid: *whimper*
GGGuy: Thank you.
Link: Okay, so now we know that Saria's an alcoholic. What now?
GGGuy: I thought we might take a look at the other sages. Who knows what they might do?
(Camera flies at Ruto)
Ruto: EEEEEEEKKKKK! Not that fly again! I'm afraid of flies!
Link: She's afraid of flies, but she walks through a huge fish filled with deadly jellyfish. I'll never understand her...
(The Camera flies at Nabooru, but because her nose is so big, she can't see past it. The camera heads for Darunia, but he inhales and it gets sucked up his left nostril)
GGGuy: Oh, gross!
Link: The camera will make it out fine. There isn't anything in his head anyway.
(The camera flies out of Darunia's nose, and heads for where Impa should be, but nobody's there)
Link: Where's Impa?
GGGuy: I dunno.
(The camera flies towards Raru, who grabs the camera and eats it)
Raru: *BURP* Mmmmm...
GGGuy: Aw, Man!
Skullkid: What bad manners Raru has.
Link: What do you mean, bad manners?! Your manners are no better!
Skullkid: Hey! Not funny, you Zelda-screwing son of a bitch!
Link: Don't you call me that, bastard! (Skullkid and him go into one of those fight cloud things)
GGGuy: I think I'd better turn off the camera now...
End Of Tape
(Back in the set of LSAAVC)
Skullkid: Boy, what fun! That's all we have time for, so Goodbye!
The voice off camera: Skullkid, we have another five minutes to fill in!
Skullkid: Oh, no...(Ducks)
Tael: I'll hel...ACK! (Zooms over Skullkid and flies into the wall behind him)
Skullkid: Whew...is he all right?
Medic: Just a minor concussion, Skullkid!
Skullkid: Damn...Oh, well, you can't have everything in life. Goodbye, everyone! See you next time on...LSAAVC!
How did everybody like it? I think this chapter was much better than Chapter 2. I took my time writing this, and it shows. I need those suggestions though! Today's idea came from reviewer Zelda_in_a_Crystal, who wrote: I would love to see Saria drunk. I therefore give her half credit for this fic. I will work on another set of fics as well after I finish up this series, but that will be a long time from now. FF.N forever!