Slayers High
By: Sarah-chan
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Hello. I wrote this fic for my personal enjoyment, it's not very good....but it's different. I don't agree with everything in this story...especially some of the COUPLES! (Keep in mind that this takes place in an alternative universe, so all the characters may act or look different than you know them to be. Oh well, enjoy!) I'm EVIL! ^^
Copyright: Damn it! You know what goes here! And ppl, no one is gonna sue me if I write this stupid crap story. So why even bother saying it! _
Warning: There may be some yaoi, but nothing to extreme and some swearing. The coupling is BAD! IM EVIL!...again (I really don't think anyone has done this coupling one). And you will know why, but this takes place in an alternative universe so it's allowed. Hehe^^
Rated: PG14
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Chapter 1
The battle begins, actually it did 10 years ago.
Lina was just closing her locker when she looked at her watch. "SHIT! I'm late for class!" She thought as she began sprinting down the many hallways to her next class. As she neared her class she could see that Ms. Eris was about to close the door. "Your late Ms. Inverse" The teacher said as she let her in and closed the door behind her. When she got into the class she immediately looked at her desk, and then looked to the one next to it. Good he's not here yet. I don't have to look at his smug face again just because I lost track of time. Lina thought as she took her seat. Their teacher started to read off the student's names to see if they were in attendance today.
Just as the teacher neared the end of the list, the door slammed open. And there he was the guy Lina couldn't stand. He leaned against the doorframe in all his 'I'm so cool. Big bad boy exterior' this guy had always got on her nerves, ever since elementary school when he had a crush on her, but she didn't like him. Or she just wouldn't admit to it. And because of that he has teased and annoyed her all the way up until high school. It almost seemed like they were in competition with each other, and with both of them being very popular, everyone knew about their little feud.
"Mr. Rubyeye, your late." The teacher said coldly. "Have we reached my name on the list yet? If not, I'm right on time." He said still leaning against the doorframe. "Take your seat." The teacher said pointing to the desk beside Lina's. Lina put on her best smug look as he walked over to the desk, smiling right at her. He flopped down on his chair and put his feet up on the desk and waited for Lina to make the first comment, while he pretended to listen to the teacher. Lina was used to their little game, so she decided she would make the first move.
"Looks like that's a point for me, Mr. I'm to good to come to class on time." Lina said with a smirk as she looked at him. He just turned his head to look at her and said. "What makes you think it was an accident. I'll tell you why I was late if you want." He grinned at her before pretending to pay attention again. "You're an idiot!" Lina scowled. He looked back and motioned for her to come closer, he wanted to whisper something in her ear. Lina didn't want to look like a chicken so she did. "PHIBRIZO YOU PERVERT!" Lina yelled as she jumped out of her seat after he told her.
"Ms. Inverse I will not have you disrupting my class. You may talk to your boyfriend after." The teacher said looking very pissed. Lina's face went beat red. Phibrizo could not contain his laughter any more and he almost fell to the ground. "Well, Mr. Rubyeye. If you find this so amusing you can join Ms. Invese. Both of you to the office NOW!" The teacher was yelled as she pointed to the door. Lina glared at Phibrizo as she picked up her bag. Phibrizo followed still laughing. Phibrizo followed Lina to the office, where they both sat down in two chairs next to each other.
"You should have seen your face." Phibrizo laughed finally braking the silence. Lina turned to look at Phibrizo; she had the deadliest, cold glare he had ever seen. "Whoa, are you trying to burn holes through me." He said with a smirk. "No just imagining......Why do you always do that Phibrizo!" Lina demanded. "What?" Phibrizo asked innocently. "EMBARRASS ME YOU LITTLE PRICK! Why do you always do this!" Lina yelled at him. "Because it's so easy to get you mad Lina-chan" Phibrizo said calmly as he leaned back in his chair. Lina turned her back to him and they waited the rest of there time in silence.
After about 45 minutes of waiting the bell rang. That meant they were allowed to go to there next class. Lina and Phibrizo both got up as they reached for their bags. Phibrizo was blocking her way to the door, "Phibrizo move." Lina said coldly. "Now Lina, don't I get a good bye hug." Phibrizo said dripping with sarcasm. Lina only glared at him with her arms crossed. "Sure," She said as she kicked him in the shin very hard. "Ouch!" Phibrizo yelped as he fell to the ground. Lina immediately walked over Phibrizo to the door. "Thanks Lina-chan." Phibrizo said through his teeth from the flood. "Any time." She said back mockingly before she turned the corner and left.
The next class was a complete bore. Lina didn't hear a word the teacher was saying. This was one of the only classes she did not share with Phibrizo; she always wondered why she had always had so many classes with him since elementary school. Lina looked down at the little doodle she was drawing; it was of Phibrizo being hanged by his own guitar strap. She smirked at the picture, I must be really board she though as she folded up the picture. I think I will give this to him at lunch. She smirked. As if on cue the lunch bell rang and everyone headed for the door.
Lina went to her locker to get her lunch. It's been nice that Amelia had the one right next to her too. "Hey, Lina!" She said cheerfully as her also opened her locker. "Where do you want to eat today?" She continued to ask. "How about the Cafeteria." Lina said closing her locker. Amelia just looked at her funny. "But I though you hate to eat in the cafeteria because of a certain, 16 year old, guitar playing gang leader that you o so loath." Amelia said with a giggle. Lina knew all to well that Amelia had heard about the incident the class before. "Well, I'm in a better mood now. And besides, I have something to give him." Lina smirked remembering the little doodle she had drawn.
Lina and Amelia scanned the cafeteria. Finally they saw who they were looking for. "Hey Zel! Gourry!" Lina waved from across the room. Zelgadis looked up from where he was eating and smiled. Gourry motioned for them to come over and site down. They sat down at the table with their lunches. "And why are you eating here after today's incident." Zel said with a smirk. Everyone was well aware that "The Darklords" (Phibrizo's gang) always ate in the cafeteria, they even had there own table. And Zel was wondering why this didn't seem to bother her today. "Well, I have something to give him." Lina said handing Zel the piece of paper. Zelgadis looked over the paper and chuckled. "I'm sure Phibrizo will appreciate your wonderful art skills." He said handing back the doodle to Lina. "And we all know why you're here." Lina said referring to Xellos, who was also a Darklord member. Zelgadis immediately turned red at Lina's comment.
Suddenly the whole cafeteria went silent, the light sound of a boom box could be heard. That meant the Darklords were on their way. Lina rolled her eyes at the silence everyone produced. She didn't understand what the big deal was; they were just a bunch of idiots with nicknames, who took orders from a pint size 16 year old. Lina couldn't really insult his size too much since she wasn't even taller than him. Besides half the gang was made up of his brothers and sisters anyway. Lina's thoughts were interrupted as the cafeteria doors swung open, with all the Darklords standing in the doorway. Amelia immediately stood up shouting. "You guys are WAY to dramatic." No one else would dare say that out lowed except for Lina and her group.
Phibrizo simply smirked as he snapped and pointed to the empty table next to them. People seemed to cower as they all walked by. They all went to the table except Phibrizo who went and stood behind Lina. She waited for him to say something, surly he would not embarrass her again today. But instead he jumped on the bench beside her and gave her a big giant bear hug and saying, "Good afternoon Lina-chan!" All the colour in her face seemed to drain away. Ok, so he was going to embarrass her again! Suddenly all the people in the cafeteria as well as the Darklords started laughing which only made Lina's face now turn red, even Zel, Gourry and Amelia giggled a bit. Lina was still frozen in Phibrizo's embrace. "Looks like that's another point for me. I got you twice today." He whispered in her ear before letting go of her. Lina decided to shake it off and deliver her final blow.
Lina turned her head to face Phibrizo as she pulled out the doodle and place it in front of his face. The picture would express her feelings allot better than words ever could. He looked at the picture of himself being hanged a second before grabbed it out of her hand to look it over more closely. Lina had a smug look on her face the entire time Phibrizo looked at the picture in discuss. Suddenly his face brightened up. "Hey, Lina-chan this is really good. Such a wonderfully morbid picture, can I keep it? Thanks!" He said not waiting for a reply as he affectionately ruffled her hair before her went back to his table and showed them the doodle as they all laughed.
"Does nothing get to this guy!?!" Lina said through clenched teeth. She had not gotten the reaction she wanted to get, she didn't want his to LIKE the picture! Oh well. I'll get him latter. She thought as she ate the rest of her lunch in silence. Suddenly Xellos got up from the table and walked over behind Zelgadis. "What do you want Trickster Priest?" Lina asked, mocking his nickname. "Oh, I just wanted to tell Zel-chan something." He said innocently. Xellos bent down and whispered into Zel's ear. His face went immediately red as Xellos stood up, winked at him and walked back to his table. The rest of the Darklords were whistling and yelling out cat calls. "You two are just terrible at keeping secrets." Lina said with a giggle as she went back to her lunch.