This is a project by both Kris and I. I know it's mean but we thought it would get a few laughs for people who need it.
Disclaimer: I do not own yadda yadda yadda ...you know the drill.
A Few Letters, a Few rants
Dear Van,
Where does your shirt go when you let out your wings?
How does it come back in each scene?
Does Merle always have a spare one on her somewhere?
Or is there a compartment when you have millions of the same shirt in Escaflowne?
Are you related to Doug Funny?
Cuz he has a whole closet full of the same suits he wears to school. do you have that too?
Where do you get your boots?
I want a pair like them except I prefer black much better.
And how come your wings dont't look raggedy?
And dude, you need a hair cut.
How come when Allen battles his hair is never out of place?
Is his hair so stiff that it also works as a helmet?
And how come his hair never gets chopped off during a battle?
I mean, Dilly-sama had some of his hair cut off when you (the idiot Van) scarred Dilly's beautiful face?
How did Allen heal so fast? How do you guys heal so fast, when the dragonslayers end up DEAD?!!!!!
Did Millerna get her P.H.D. yet? (probably not)
And how come Millerna won't back off of Allen? How come she doesn't torture you too?
Does she want Allen's secret hair product?
I bet she does, cuz she needs it baaaad. A new hairstyle is in order for her, maybe the crew cut, or let Hitomi shave it all off. (I know Hitomi will probably enjoy that.)
Millerna really needs to lay off the really ugly puffy PINK shirts. And the cheap perfume.
Does her shirts also act as a safety floating device?
Is she really a blonde? Wait I know the answer to that, you know blondes aren't really dumb.
But when people take a good look at Millerna, they mark the other girls that are blonde; dumb and ditzy. That's mean.
Was Merle a bad science project gone awry?
Did Folken just finish watching PEARL HARBOUR, the movie?
Because if he did, now I understand the reason why he's always sad. Hence, the teardrop tattoo. (That's cool.)
Dornkirk really needs a wrinkle revitalizer cream too. A WHOLE LOT!!!!!
And a new name.
Cuz if you take the, "r," one "k," "i," and the "r." You have the word DORK.
That's original. How come not Curly, or Old Timer, or Old Geezer?
WHY DID YOU KILL OFF THE DRAGONSLAYERS????!!!!!!
That was mean.
You took away my favorite male characters, other than Dilly.
Alecia says, YOU ARE THE LARGEST SCUM IN ALL OF GAEA!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT?!!
Also, I HOPE HITOMI BREAKS UP WITH YOU!!!!!!
You were terrible to all the Dragonslayer fans and Dilly fans!!!!!
They never even had a decent chance in the spotlight.
You need to stop hogging all the spotlight.
Give some to Dilly-sama.
And have you heard of a comb?
Or a bath? (Kassidy said that heheheheh)
Umm.... Well that's all we can say at the moment,
Attitudetwins:
Kat a.k.a Alecia Knight
Kris a.k.a Kassidy Knight
Well that's all readers .....FLAME ALL YOU WANT I DON'T CARE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Anyways this is good to read if Van did something you didn't like at all, and now are hating him for it.
Bye.
Disclaimer: I do not own yadda yadda yadda ...you know the drill.
A Few Letters, a Few rants
Dear Van,
Where does your shirt go when you let out your wings?
How does it come back in each scene?
Does Merle always have a spare one on her somewhere?
Or is there a compartment when you have millions of the same shirt in Escaflowne?
Are you related to Doug Funny?
Cuz he has a whole closet full of the same suits he wears to school. do you have that too?
Where do you get your boots?
I want a pair like them except I prefer black much better.
And how come your wings dont't look raggedy?
And dude, you need a hair cut.
How come when Allen battles his hair is never out of place?
Is his hair so stiff that it also works as a helmet?
And how come his hair never gets chopped off during a battle?
I mean, Dilly-sama had some of his hair cut off when you (the idiot Van) scarred Dilly's beautiful face?
How did Allen heal so fast? How do you guys heal so fast, when the dragonslayers end up DEAD?!!!!!
Did Millerna get her P.H.D. yet? (probably not)
And how come Millerna won't back off of Allen? How come she doesn't torture you too?
Does she want Allen's secret hair product?
I bet she does, cuz she needs it baaaad. A new hairstyle is in order for her, maybe the crew cut, or let Hitomi shave it all off. (I know Hitomi will probably enjoy that.)
Millerna really needs to lay off the really ugly puffy PINK shirts. And the cheap perfume.
Does her shirts also act as a safety floating device?
Is she really a blonde? Wait I know the answer to that, you know blondes aren't really dumb.
But when people take a good look at Millerna, they mark the other girls that are blonde; dumb and ditzy. That's mean.
Was Merle a bad science project gone awry?
Did Folken just finish watching PEARL HARBOUR, the movie?
Because if he did, now I understand the reason why he's always sad. Hence, the teardrop tattoo. (That's cool.)
Dornkirk really needs a wrinkle revitalizer cream too. A WHOLE LOT!!!!!
And a new name.
Cuz if you take the, "r," one "k," "i," and the "r." You have the word DORK.
That's original. How come not Curly, or Old Timer, or Old Geezer?
WHY DID YOU KILL OFF THE DRAGONSLAYERS????!!!!!!
That was mean.
You took away my favorite male characters, other than Dilly.
Alecia says, YOU ARE THE LARGEST SCUM IN ALL OF GAEA!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT?!!
Also, I HOPE HITOMI BREAKS UP WITH YOU!!!!!!
You were terrible to all the Dragonslayer fans and Dilly fans!!!!!
They never even had a decent chance in the spotlight.
You need to stop hogging all the spotlight.
Give some to Dilly-sama.
And have you heard of a comb?
Or a bath? (Kassidy said that heheheheh)
Umm.... Well that's all we can say at the moment,
Attitudetwins:
Kat a.k.a Alecia Knight
Kris a.k.a Kassidy Knight
Well that's all readers .....FLAME ALL YOU WANT I DON'T CARE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Anyways this is good to read if Van did something you didn't like at all, and now are hating him for it.
Bye.