CHAPTER XI
"What do you mean, it's gone?"
"Duh, let's seeIT'S NOT WHERE IT WAS LAST TIME I CHECKED!"
"Well, Jane, it's looks like your gong to get what you wanted."
"What are you blaming me for?"
"I never said I was!"
"Sure, you never SAID you were, but you were!"
"Shut up, jackass."
"Who are you calling jackass?"
"Please, can we not fight?"
"You shut up too, doctor.' You can even cure one person!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Ahem, I believe it is!"
"Well, it's Ongan's falut Dellum died."
"Oh, so now your on there side, eh, Princess."
They fought on and on like that for about an hour. They didn't notice the shadow sweeping over them. They didn't notice the back figure perched on a window sill. They didn't notcie the evil lurking in the room. The didn't notcie the creature breathing on the back of their necks
"Fools." They stop talking and turned around.
"YOU!" Zelda yelled. "Give us back the TriForce!"
"Why should I? I'm in perfect conditoin. None of you would stand a chance if you fought me."
"You wana bet?" asked Link as he drew his sword.
"Link, no!"
"Stand back, Princess. I can take him down anyday. Yesterday didn't count."
"Fool! Do you realize who I am? Ongan, the tyrant of Hyrule. I am immortal, damnit!"
"Well just see about that." Said Link as he slashed his sword at Ongan's stomach. He cooly stepped aside. Link slashed again, but this time, Ongan jumped, did a flip, and landed on him. Link's master sword flew from his hands. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Link. "Damnit, ever heared of a diet?" Ongan brought down his claw upon Link's neck. Acting quickly, he put up his shield. SMASH! Ongan's claw went right though it and landed it one inch away from Link's neck.
"Yer goin' down, boy." He said. The monster raised back his claw once more, and swung it.
"Nooooooooooooooooooo!" Zelda dove, and grabbed onto Ongan's claw and slowed him down. That gave Link just enough time to jump out from underneath the 500 pound monster. Ongan swung his claw to shake Zelda off, but she was clutching on to it too tight.
"Zelda!" Link said. He threw her his sword. Zelda caught it and winked at Link. She swung it at Ongan's wrist and the claw she was clutching fell off. Link fired an arrow. It hit Ongan's forehead.
"Arghhhh!" he screamed. He flew in the air and dove at Link. Then the doctor did some quick calcutaion.
"Zelda! About how much does that claw weigh?" Zelda shook it.
"20 pounds, about."
"Then he isn't very aerodynamicLink, Ongan will dive slight right, so move to the left and hold out your sword!" Luckly Ongan didn't hear. He tried to dive straight, but went a bit to the right. Link quickly stepped aside and held out his sword. Ongan's head plunded into it.
"SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAA!" He formed an acid blob.
"Link, duck!" shouted Zelda. He did, and the acid blob went right through the wall behind him. Link shot his hookshot at Ongan, but he caught it and swung Link around his head as if he were a piece of string.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Link screamed. Ongan let go and Link went crashing into a wall. The doctor muttered the healing spell, and Link was recovered. "Who's immortal now?"
"ARRRRGGGGGH!!!!" Ongan swung his one claw. The flat part rammed him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. The monster took Links hookshot and snapped the chain. Link fired an arrow at Ongan. It hit him right in his mouth and went down his throat. Ongan coughed and gagged drammatically, and fell to the ground.
Link walked over to him.
"He's dead!" Link said. Then Ongan sprang up and kicked Link in the face, and the claws made two bloody scratches. Slits opened up in the Tyrant's sides.
"I hope you know that I have alernative breathing AND the ability to use telapathy." Ongan's voice in said in Link's head. "All you have done is disabled my acid ability."
Ongan flew in the air, putting his clawover his back so he would have more balance. He stretched out his talon-like claws and scratched Link on the face.
"ARGH!" he yelled. Ongan landed and swiped his claw. It cut Link in the stomach, but not very deep. The doctor used the healing spell again. Link slashed his sword at both Ongan's wings, cutting them off. The monster then kicked Link and we went flying into the back wall. Link then fired another arrow and it hit Ongan in the chest.
"SSSSSSSCCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!" He yelled. Ongan quickly jumped up in the air, and spun around a few times. Then he raised his claw, and came down upon Link. He looked up, and saw the claw come down upon him. Dazed from the battle, he didn't have time to think about what weas happening next. The claw was getting closer and closer
WHAM! A metal cage fell down upon the beast right before the claw hit Link. Ongan screamed in frusturation. Link looked behind him. There was Zelda, holding the TriFoce of Wisdom in one hand, and a rope in the other.
"Pretty hard to hold on to stuff while fighting, eh?" She mocked.
"Zelda! What? How did you do that?" Jane asked.
"Simple," she replied. I saw the TriForce had fallen from Ongan, and I grabbed it, and it told me to use a cage I created when I was little and extremly bored. I then set up a system of pulleys and trapped this pittiful being. Now, come on, Link, we have to retrive the rest of the TriForce. Jane, you guard the cage with the doctor. Let's go!"
Zelda and Link quickly discovered the path that Ganon used to try to sneak into Hyrule castle. The water had already drained out of it, and the two used it to do and underground attack on Ganon's castle. They emerged from a trap door very quietly and snuck down a passageway. They could hear people murmuring about Ongan.
"When is he coming back?"
"You know the master. He likes to fight long battles. He should be back anytime soon."
Link and Zelda were so content on listening to the servants speak, they weren't watching were they were going and they bumped right into a guard.