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Warning: sucky
Note: Mostly Dib.....man. I like Zim. Yeah....uhh...yeah. r&R please. even flaming. Tell me what you think and stuff. Also please note what you thought was good, and what you thought was BAD THAT YOU WANNA SO KILL ME AND MAYBE CRISIS!
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[ chapter two - friends? ]
The bell rang right on time as the children quickly stopped what they were doing on the playground, dropping their play-things and hurring off to the entrance of the side doors of the Skool. The sky was gloomy today, almost "as usual" with the gray clouds looming above, casting shadows over the rusty dark building. In the stained hallway, echos of chattering children bounced around the walls as they walked to their rooms along with the class of Miss Bitters. In such herd of the children walked Zim in his casual way, looking bored yet his mind filled with many thoughts. He almost didn't notice his fellow classmate in black, eyeing Zim from behind, his stare going up and down at the little green form. Zim kept up his pace, his black boots lightly hitting against the tiled floor with confident sound, while Dib's foot step followed behind still wearily. It was all quite for the two, until-.....
"WATCH OUT, ZIM!"
Dim jumped up, flinging himself up to Zim, who's eyes widened suddenly with an unexpected force of pushing, his green lips perked forward in a surprise. The poor green child was them smacked to a wall, as Dib landed, unharmed on his feet next to Zim who slid down to the floor with another "SMACK!" onto his face.
"Whew....that was a close one," Dib smirked, looking down to Zim. "You almost stepped onto a gum!" he smiled again, pointing a bit dramatically to a freshly chewed pink gum, smeared lightly onto the floor beside his foot. "But thanks to me, you're okay."
Zim slowly woke himself up. His eyes then glared up at Dib, who was feeling too heroic to notice Zim. His lensed eyes reflected Dib in most hateful way as he stood up, walking up to him slowly.....
After a while, Gaz came walking along with few other late children from the playground, then stopped, noticing Dib on the wall as if some fly was smacked onto the wall, stuck with its guts pasting its own body to the rusty metalic surface. Gaz thought to herself for a moment, then swang her small legs to Dib, rudely kicking him off the wall, letting the boy smack face down onto the ground. He groaned a bit, slowly getting up to his feet with crooked and cracked glasses hanging by his left ear. He took the glasses to his hand and placed it onto himself straight again as Gaz then continued to walk away without any word.
"I just don't get it," Did moaned, quickly catching up to her.
"You owe me," was her only reply.
".....what sort of gesture would be considered.....'friendly' to Zim? What should I do to successfully be accepted as his ali-...friend?"
"Maybe if you'll kill yourself," she suggested thoughtfully to be sarcastic.
"Maybe if I go visit his house or something," he ignored, glancing up to think.
Gaz stayed silent again, regretting about "helping" him off the wall as Dib came to his classroom, parting away from Gaz without saying good-bye and stepped in, his eyes going directly to Zim who was sitting blankly, his small body relaxed in his chair. He was sitting back with both feet up onto the desk with a small frown and narrowed eyes in his face as his fingers toyed around with some object, then suddenly came to a forbidding glare as he noticed Dib staring up at him.
"Hello, Zim," Dib waved pleasently.
".....what makes you think that such a low-life Earth wasteling as yourself is worthy to even behold as such figure as me in it's tiny....big eyes?" He mumbled back, but made sure his lowered voice was clear enough for Dib to know he was pretty annoyed and pissed off from the last incident, but Zim tried to remain calm then usual. He had to remain calm in Skool.....
Dib tried not to frown to keep his smile, "oh, Zim. You and your creative choices of words you use....just for me."
Zim growled between his teeth, letting his feet drop as he leaned forward, both of his hands now clutched to both sides of his desk. "Silence!" he sneered. "......you're ugly! Get away from my presence!"
"What's the magic word?" Dib said it in an annoying cooing voice, as if to speak to a toddler.
"'I COMMAND you'!"
Dib paused, then glared up at him. "No, it's 'please'!"
"'P-....'!?!?!?" Zim's eyes grew wide again in honest disgust and shock at such word, then slammed his fist onto the table as he stood up. "You....you disgusting little insect that roams around the kitchen floor naively so that I may CRUSH YOU LIKE NOTHING SO THAT YOU MAY TWITCH SHAMEFULLY TILL YOUR INPENDING SLOW DEATH!"
To Dib's surprise, the alien jumped onto his table, knocking his chair down behind as he grabbed for an pink eraser and aimed it down at Dib. Dib gasped and stared up at the eraser in horror, flinging his arm up to his face as a shield.
"Zim! Wait...I-....," he sputtered, but this was too much for Zim today. Zim jumped down, trying to get to Dib but the glasses-boy quickly jumped back while the other children made their eyes round, staring up at the two kids. Zim's back was arched back, lowered as some predetor, ready to pounce its prey. His sharpened glare pinned to Dib. Dib slowly stepped back, keeping his eyes on Zim.
"Aiyieyieyieyieeeeeeeeeee!" Zim screeched out, leaping up to Dim. Dim screamed at the same time, jumping over Zim and onto his desk. Zim growled blood-thirsty, then bounced up onto the desk as well, only to miss Dib who jumped onto the other tables. The two ran around insanely, jumping onto desks while the children screamed, cuddling each other in huge clumps as they tried to avoid the two by running to one corner and back. Now, wherever they jumped, they started to knock off the desks, and finally Zim caught up, pushing Dib hard onto his back against his own desk and pinning him down, sitting on top of him with a crooked smile. He then raised up his fist holding the eraser, which Dib gazed up in fear and accidently screamed out bloody-murder in high pitched voice like a girl.
"What is the meaning of this!" Miss Bitters came rustling in quickly like a plague of shadows, looking around the room and lowering her eyes to Dib and Zim, who quickly paused, looking up to Miss Bitters.
* * *
Dib came back from school, frowning darkly as he walked up the stairs. He felt so dark inside his heart now, and very cold, after Miss Bitters punished both Zim and Dib by making them stare at some pure black paper, blacker then any blakness ever existed. After staring at it, he slowly started to feel weired. Felt cold, unloved, dark......
But that was over now, thank God, as he opened the door to his room, jumping onto his bed, faced down. He slowly sighed, closing his eyes.
"This was harder then I thought," he groaned, "why does everything go wrong between me and Zim? It's like...Yin and Yang from Japan or....China or...whatever. I'm too tired to think...."
He sighed once again, pulling himself up to his pillow so that he can bury his face into it.
* * *
"Today, Gaz, I shall successfully befriend the alien, Zim!" Dib held onto his fork with trembling excited fist as Gaz, who was looking down to her Game Slave (whatever that is), poking the buttons with her thumbs. Dib chuckled to himself as he scraped his fork into his corn, then shoved it into his mouth, chewing with his mouth open like a cow, looking around the cafeteria like a chiken. Gaz looked up annoyed at the chomping noise he made, but tried to ignore that.
"ChMpChMpChMp........HEY LOOK! There's Zim!" Dib spattered out through his corn, letting some fly over to Gaz, few of the specks of corn and spit stick onto the screen of her Game Slave. Gaz looked up, her eyes wide open then stood up, ready to beat him up but Dib slipped away quickly, not minding his sister at all as he took his tray and walked up to Zim. Zim had just seated himself after buying his lunch, poking something in a color that none of both Earthlings nor Irkans ever witnessed. Dib looked over to Zim, pretending to hum a tune as he purposely walked by too close. Close enough for Zim to notice.
"Oh, is that you, Zim??" He said in pleasent tone of voice, coming more and more closer to him. "It IS you!" He laughed, as if he just met his long lost friend.
Zim said nothing, glaring away from Dib.
"....a seat? By you? Don't mind if I do," Dib grinned, hopping himself
onto a seat, right across Zim. Zim quirked his brows up at Dib, then pouted, sliding himself away, but Dib slided along. After Zim came to an edge of the table, he stopped, then continued to play around with his meal, resting his head away from Dib's stare onto his hand.
The two sat there in silence. Dib didn't know what to say until he looked down to his package of milk. He took it, opened it up, stiking a straw into it and held up at Zim with a grin. Looking at Dib, he was disgusted, noticing a carnal of corn visibly stuck between Dib's two front teeth.
"Cheers," he cheerfully smiled, showing his bright teeth with more brighter yellow corn. "A toast for our reunion! Toast for ever coming across each other's presence!" Each time Dib spoke, the corn kept flashing.
Zim's lips quivered, as he eyed Dib who was holding his milk up to Zim, waiting for a toast back.
"Foolish human corn pest!" Grumbled Zim as he opened the exit door of the cafeteria. He then let his chest high, nose up, and walked out in High-Class-way, leaving Dib sitting all by himself blankly with two forks stuck up in his ears. He mumbled something under his breath, then turned to face the closed door after Zim had left.
"You may think that you're safe for now, Zim," he breathed, "but I will. Zim. I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!"
He screamed mindlessly at the door in the middle of the crowded cafeteria to the lifeless door, pointing maniaclly at the exit, until Gaz came up, pouring milk all over his head as a minor payback.
Warning: sucky
Note: Mostly Dib.....man. I like Zim. Yeah....uhh...yeah. r&R please. even flaming. Tell me what you think and stuff. Also please note what you thought was good, and what you thought was BAD THAT YOU WANNA SO KILL ME AND MAYBE CRISIS!
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[ chapter two - friends? ]
The bell rang right on time as the children quickly stopped what they were doing on the playground, dropping their play-things and hurring off to the entrance of the side doors of the Skool. The sky was gloomy today, almost "as usual" with the gray clouds looming above, casting shadows over the rusty dark building. In the stained hallway, echos of chattering children bounced around the walls as they walked to their rooms along with the class of Miss Bitters. In such herd of the children walked Zim in his casual way, looking bored yet his mind filled with many thoughts. He almost didn't notice his fellow classmate in black, eyeing Zim from behind, his stare going up and down at the little green form. Zim kept up his pace, his black boots lightly hitting against the tiled floor with confident sound, while Dib's foot step followed behind still wearily. It was all quite for the two, until-.....
"WATCH OUT, ZIM!"
Dim jumped up, flinging himself up to Zim, who's eyes widened suddenly with an unexpected force of pushing, his green lips perked forward in a surprise. The poor green child was them smacked to a wall, as Dib landed, unharmed on his feet next to Zim who slid down to the floor with another "SMACK!" onto his face.
"Whew....that was a close one," Dib smirked, looking down to Zim. "You almost stepped onto a gum!" he smiled again, pointing a bit dramatically to a freshly chewed pink gum, smeared lightly onto the floor beside his foot. "But thanks to me, you're okay."
Zim slowly woke himself up. His eyes then glared up at Dib, who was feeling too heroic to notice Zim. His lensed eyes reflected Dib in most hateful way as he stood up, walking up to him slowly.....
After a while, Gaz came walking along with few other late children from the playground, then stopped, noticing Dib on the wall as if some fly was smacked onto the wall, stuck with its guts pasting its own body to the rusty metalic surface. Gaz thought to herself for a moment, then swang her small legs to Dib, rudely kicking him off the wall, letting the boy smack face down onto the ground. He groaned a bit, slowly getting up to his feet with crooked and cracked glasses hanging by his left ear. He took the glasses to his hand and placed it onto himself straight again as Gaz then continued to walk away without any word.
"I just don't get it," Did moaned, quickly catching up to her.
"You owe me," was her only reply.
".....what sort of gesture would be considered.....'friendly' to Zim? What should I do to successfully be accepted as his ali-...friend?"
"Maybe if you'll kill yourself," she suggested thoughtfully to be sarcastic.
"Maybe if I go visit his house or something," he ignored, glancing up to think.
Gaz stayed silent again, regretting about "helping" him off the wall as Dib came to his classroom, parting away from Gaz without saying good-bye and stepped in, his eyes going directly to Zim who was sitting blankly, his small body relaxed in his chair. He was sitting back with both feet up onto the desk with a small frown and narrowed eyes in his face as his fingers toyed around with some object, then suddenly came to a forbidding glare as he noticed Dib staring up at him.
"Hello, Zim," Dib waved pleasently.
".....what makes you think that such a low-life Earth wasteling as yourself is worthy to even behold as such figure as me in it's tiny....big eyes?" He mumbled back, but made sure his lowered voice was clear enough for Dib to know he was pretty annoyed and pissed off from the last incident, but Zim tried to remain calm then usual. He had to remain calm in Skool.....
Dib tried not to frown to keep his smile, "oh, Zim. You and your creative choices of words you use....just for me."
Zim growled between his teeth, letting his feet drop as he leaned forward, both of his hands now clutched to both sides of his desk. "Silence!" he sneered. "......you're ugly! Get away from my presence!"
"What's the magic word?" Dib said it in an annoying cooing voice, as if to speak to a toddler.
"'I COMMAND you'!"
Dib paused, then glared up at him. "No, it's 'please'!"
"'P-....'!?!?!?" Zim's eyes grew wide again in honest disgust and shock at such word, then slammed his fist onto the table as he stood up. "You....you disgusting little insect that roams around the kitchen floor naively so that I may CRUSH YOU LIKE NOTHING SO THAT YOU MAY TWITCH SHAMEFULLY TILL YOUR INPENDING SLOW DEATH!"
To Dib's surprise, the alien jumped onto his table, knocking his chair down behind as he grabbed for an pink eraser and aimed it down at Dib. Dib gasped and stared up at the eraser in horror, flinging his arm up to his face as a shield.
"Zim! Wait...I-....," he sputtered, but this was too much for Zim today. Zim jumped down, trying to get to Dib but the glasses-boy quickly jumped back while the other children made their eyes round, staring up at the two kids. Zim's back was arched back, lowered as some predetor, ready to pounce its prey. His sharpened glare pinned to Dib. Dib slowly stepped back, keeping his eyes on Zim.
"Aiyieyieyieyieeeeeeeeeee!" Zim screeched out, leaping up to Dim. Dim screamed at the same time, jumping over Zim and onto his desk. Zim growled blood-thirsty, then bounced up onto the desk as well, only to miss Dib who jumped onto the other tables. The two ran around insanely, jumping onto desks while the children screamed, cuddling each other in huge clumps as they tried to avoid the two by running to one corner and back. Now, wherever they jumped, they started to knock off the desks, and finally Zim caught up, pushing Dib hard onto his back against his own desk and pinning him down, sitting on top of him with a crooked smile. He then raised up his fist holding the eraser, which Dib gazed up in fear and accidently screamed out bloody-murder in high pitched voice like a girl.
"What is the meaning of this!" Miss Bitters came rustling in quickly like a plague of shadows, looking around the room and lowering her eyes to Dib and Zim, who quickly paused, looking up to Miss Bitters.
* * *
Dib came back from school, frowning darkly as he walked up the stairs. He felt so dark inside his heart now, and very cold, after Miss Bitters punished both Zim and Dib by making them stare at some pure black paper, blacker then any blakness ever existed. After staring at it, he slowly started to feel weired. Felt cold, unloved, dark......
But that was over now, thank God, as he opened the door to his room, jumping onto his bed, faced down. He slowly sighed, closing his eyes.
"This was harder then I thought," he groaned, "why does everything go wrong between me and Zim? It's like...Yin and Yang from Japan or....China or...whatever. I'm too tired to think...."
He sighed once again, pulling himself up to his pillow so that he can bury his face into it.
* * *
"Today, Gaz, I shall successfully befriend the alien, Zim!" Dib held onto his fork with trembling excited fist as Gaz, who was looking down to her Game Slave (whatever that is), poking the buttons with her thumbs. Dib chuckled to himself as he scraped his fork into his corn, then shoved it into his mouth, chewing with his mouth open like a cow, looking around the cafeteria like a chiken. Gaz looked up annoyed at the chomping noise he made, but tried to ignore that.
"ChMpChMpChMp........HEY LOOK! There's Zim!" Dib spattered out through his corn, letting some fly over to Gaz, few of the specks of corn and spit stick onto the screen of her Game Slave. Gaz looked up, her eyes wide open then stood up, ready to beat him up but Dib slipped away quickly, not minding his sister at all as he took his tray and walked up to Zim. Zim had just seated himself after buying his lunch, poking something in a color that none of both Earthlings nor Irkans ever witnessed. Dib looked over to Zim, pretending to hum a tune as he purposely walked by too close. Close enough for Zim to notice.
"Oh, is that you, Zim??" He said in pleasent tone of voice, coming more and more closer to him. "It IS you!" He laughed, as if he just met his long lost friend.
Zim said nothing, glaring away from Dib.
"....a seat? By you? Don't mind if I do," Dib grinned, hopping himself
onto a seat, right across Zim. Zim quirked his brows up at Dib, then pouted, sliding himself away, but Dib slided along. After Zim came to an edge of the table, he stopped, then continued to play around with his meal, resting his head away from Dib's stare onto his hand.
The two sat there in silence. Dib didn't know what to say until he looked down to his package of milk. He took it, opened it up, stiking a straw into it and held up at Zim with a grin. Looking at Dib, he was disgusted, noticing a carnal of corn visibly stuck between Dib's two front teeth.
"Cheers," he cheerfully smiled, showing his bright teeth with more brighter yellow corn. "A toast for our reunion! Toast for ever coming across each other's presence!" Each time Dib spoke, the corn kept flashing.
Zim's lips quivered, as he eyed Dib who was holding his milk up to Zim, waiting for a toast back.
"Foolish human corn pest!" Grumbled Zim as he opened the exit door of the cafeteria. He then let his chest high, nose up, and walked out in High-Class-way, leaving Dib sitting all by himself blankly with two forks stuck up in his ears. He mumbled something under his breath, then turned to face the closed door after Zim had left.
"You may think that you're safe for now, Zim," he breathed, "but I will. Zim. I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!"
He screamed mindlessly at the door in the middle of the crowded cafeteria to the lifeless door, pointing maniaclly at the exit, until Gaz came up, pouring milk all over his head as a minor payback.