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Who Wants To Live in Sunnydale
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By Tesh
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LEGAL STUFF AND A SUMMARY (or a pretty weak attempt to a summary)
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I don't own any of these characters, except for Tesh, who I made up myself :) . The rest of 'em belong the Josh Whedon
( or whatever the guy's name may be ).
This fic's might turn out to be a dbz/buffy croosover, or an x-files/buffy crossover, or both, or no crossover at all,
I don't know yet. It's set about a month after the Initiative was destroyed and Riley left. Tesh is actually Spike's twin
sister, who became a vampire at fourteen years, but the family thought she'd just died.
Chapter 2 coming up soon ( I hope ).
Well anyway, just r&r it.
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CHAPTER 1,
Just Sunnydale Saying Hi
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So this is the Sunnydale I've heard so much about. Impressive... Or maybe not. If this place was built on the Hellmouth...
how can it be so damn peaceful? She'd also heard the Slayer lived here, but that was just an unwelcome side-effect, and
not worthy of any attention. She heard the rolling of thunder, far away, but it was still there. Almost immediately after
that, it started to rain, and she hurried to the easiest place to find shelter, the graveyard. It was easily found, seeing
it was so big. Sunnydale has one of the highest teenage death rates in whole America, and that was only logical.
It also had one of the highest ressurection rates in whole America, which meant it had the most vampires, but most people
didn't know that. But still, the town seemed to quiet to be safe. Better keep my guard up, who knows what's gonna jump on
me from behind the corners. As she walked through the city, she saw a couple of teenagers heading towards her. At first she
thought they were going to talk to her, or even attack her, but they took a turn about halfway to her, and entered a place
with loud music coming from it. Tesh stopped to look. The Bronze? What kind of a name is that? She shrugged and walked on
as even more rain fell, and the storm got closer to Sunnydale.
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When she arrived on the graveyard, the storm was right over the town, and lightning struck a building somewhere in the
centre of town as she opened the gates and walked in. From here, there weren't a lot of tombs en other buildings, so she
decided to look for a good one when in less aqautic weather and just sleep in the nearest one for tonight and tomorrow.
The nearest tomb was small, and looked old. She pushed the stone door, expecting it to be locked. It wasn't, and she
practically fell in, and down a short stairs, and almost crashed through a wooden door. She barely stopped in time, and
opened the door. The room was a bit different than she'd expected. There was a tv, a set of chairs, and the big stone
coffin had a blanket on top of it. The strangest part, however, was the two people who were on one of the chairs, kissing.
What's going on here? Why would someone have cable in a tomb? Easy, idiot. Because he's a vampire, and lives here.
'Eh... Sorry, I'm going, don't mind me, I've never been here,' she said as she backed up the stairs. The two people jumped
as if they'd burnt themselves or something. The guy came at her, looking very threatening and stuff... at least, that was
what he thought. 'Ya know it ain't safe to go walkin around cemetaries at night, especially not in good ol' Sunnydale.
So you are gonna be leavin right now, an-' The guy with the bleached hair and the british accent stopped in the middle of
a word and just stood there for a time. His girlfriend, or whatever, stepped up and waved her hand in front of his face.
No reaction. 'Hey! Spike! You still in there?' This 'Spike'-guy, whoever he was, still didn't move.
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The girlfriend kept trying to reach him, and still he gave no reaction. 'Hello? Earth to Spike? Earth to William? Hello?'
Finally the guy woke up. 'Tesh?' he asked, and for a moment, Tesh wondered how the hell this guy knew her name. But then she
recognised him. Sure, he got older, bleached his hair, and, of course, it's been centuries since she'd last seen him, but it
was still her brother - her twin brother - Will. 'Will?' was the only thing she could say, altough she wanted to say a lot
more. Whatever happened to you? What are you doing here?, more of that kind of stuff. 'You two know each other?' Will's
girlfriend asked, and waved her hand in front of Will's face again when he didn't answer immediately. 'I heard you,' he said,
pushing her hand away. 'An o course I know her, she's my twin sister.' Now it was her turn to not be able to say anything.
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'How can you be his twin sister if you're so much younger than him?' the girl asked, and Spike and Tesh both sighed. 'Tesh,
this is Buffy, the Slayer,' Will said, and Tesh tried not to look too surprised. The Slayer? What the hell was she doing here
with Will, or Spike, or whatever he called himself, and was she really that stupid? If so, this could get fun. Just when the
Slayer was about to say something, the ground shook, and little pieces of stone fell from the ceiling. The earthquake didn't
last too long, and Spike was standing on a chair, checking if the ceiling wasn't about to collapse or anything (you don't
want the ceiling to cave in when you're under ground), when it happened again. This time it was worse. Half the ceiling came
down, and almost buried them. 'We've got to get out ofhere, now,' the Slayer ordered 'Right,' Spike said, and they both made
their way to the exit, while Tesh was trying to see something though the shower of dust and stone.
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When he'd got overground, and eventually got the dust out of eyes, he noticed the tunnel was about to collapse. 'Bloody
hell... Now I gotta move again...' Buffy was nearly choking on the dust she'd breathed in, and the rest of the Scoobies came
running to help her out. 'What happened? I mean, OK, there was an earthquake, and-' Willow started babbling. Finally Spike
realized someone was missing. Tesh! Not gonna lose her again, not this time, he thought as he ran into the tunnel,down the
stairs and stopped, as he noticed he was up to his waist in the dirt. The dirt stopped falling, and he figured tonight had
to be his lucky night or something. Now that he could see something, he found Tesh at the far side of the tomb. He and Buffy
had been here often enough to find the exit without having to look for it, but Tesh- She was unconsious, and he dragged her
outside. The crypt collapsed behind him. Bloody hell... 'Who's that? Is she dead?' Xander asked. 'Of course she's dead, idiot.'
By the time she woke up, Spike had told the Scoobies who she was, where she was from, how old she was... He basically told
them everything he knew. 'What the hell happened?' she asked when she woke up. 'That was just Sunnydale saying 'hi',' the
Slayer answered.
Who Wants To Live in Sunnydale
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By Tesh
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LEGAL STUFF AND A SUMMARY (or a pretty weak attempt to a summary)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't own any of these characters, except for Tesh, who I made up myself :) . The rest of 'em belong the Josh Whedon
( or whatever the guy's name may be ).
This fic's might turn out to be a dbz/buffy croosover, or an x-files/buffy crossover, or both, or no crossover at all,
I don't know yet. It's set about a month after the Initiative was destroyed and Riley left. Tesh is actually Spike's twin
sister, who became a vampire at fourteen years, but the family thought she'd just died.
Chapter 2 coming up soon ( I hope ).
Well anyway, just r&r it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CHAPTER 1,
Just Sunnydale Saying Hi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So this is the Sunnydale I've heard so much about. Impressive... Or maybe not. If this place was built on the Hellmouth...
how can it be so damn peaceful? She'd also heard the Slayer lived here, but that was just an unwelcome side-effect, and
not worthy of any attention. She heard the rolling of thunder, far away, but it was still there. Almost immediately after
that, it started to rain, and she hurried to the easiest place to find shelter, the graveyard. It was easily found, seeing
it was so big. Sunnydale has one of the highest teenage death rates in whole America, and that was only logical.
It also had one of the highest ressurection rates in whole America, which meant it had the most vampires, but most people
didn't know that. But still, the town seemed to quiet to be safe. Better keep my guard up, who knows what's gonna jump on
me from behind the corners. As she walked through the city, she saw a couple of teenagers heading towards her. At first she
thought they were going to talk to her, or even attack her, but they took a turn about halfway to her, and entered a place
with loud music coming from it. Tesh stopped to look. The Bronze? What kind of a name is that? She shrugged and walked on
as even more rain fell, and the storm got closer to Sunnydale.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When she arrived on the graveyard, the storm was right over the town, and lightning struck a building somewhere in the
centre of town as she opened the gates and walked in. From here, there weren't a lot of tombs en other buildings, so she
decided to look for a good one when in less aqautic weather and just sleep in the nearest one for tonight and tomorrow.
The nearest tomb was small, and looked old. She pushed the stone door, expecting it to be locked. It wasn't, and she
practically fell in, and down a short stairs, and almost crashed through a wooden door. She barely stopped in time, and
opened the door. The room was a bit different than she'd expected. There was a tv, a set of chairs, and the big stone
coffin had a blanket on top of it. The strangest part, however, was the two people who were on one of the chairs, kissing.
What's going on here? Why would someone have cable in a tomb? Easy, idiot. Because he's a vampire, and lives here.
'Eh... Sorry, I'm going, don't mind me, I've never been here,' she said as she backed up the stairs. The two people jumped
as if they'd burnt themselves or something. The guy came at her, looking very threatening and stuff... at least, that was
what he thought. 'Ya know it ain't safe to go walkin around cemetaries at night, especially not in good ol' Sunnydale.
So you are gonna be leavin right now, an-' The guy with the bleached hair and the british accent stopped in the middle of
a word and just stood there for a time. His girlfriend, or whatever, stepped up and waved her hand in front of his face.
No reaction. 'Hey! Spike! You still in there?' This 'Spike'-guy, whoever he was, still didn't move.
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The girlfriend kept trying to reach him, and still he gave no reaction. 'Hello? Earth to Spike? Earth to William? Hello?'
Finally the guy woke up. 'Tesh?' he asked, and for a moment, Tesh wondered how the hell this guy knew her name. But then she
recognised him. Sure, he got older, bleached his hair, and, of course, it's been centuries since she'd last seen him, but it
was still her brother - her twin brother - Will. 'Will?' was the only thing she could say, altough she wanted to say a lot
more. Whatever happened to you? What are you doing here?, more of that kind of stuff. 'You two know each other?' Will's
girlfriend asked, and waved her hand in front of Will's face again when he didn't answer immediately. 'I heard you,' he said,
pushing her hand away. 'An o course I know her, she's my twin sister.' Now it was her turn to not be able to say anything.
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'How can you be his twin sister if you're so much younger than him?' the girl asked, and Spike and Tesh both sighed. 'Tesh,
this is Buffy, the Slayer,' Will said, and Tesh tried not to look too surprised. The Slayer? What the hell was she doing here
with Will, or Spike, or whatever he called himself, and was she really that stupid? If so, this could get fun. Just when the
Slayer was about to say something, the ground shook, and little pieces of stone fell from the ceiling. The earthquake didn't
last too long, and Spike was standing on a chair, checking if the ceiling wasn't about to collapse or anything (you don't
want the ceiling to cave in when you're under ground), when it happened again. This time it was worse. Half the ceiling came
down, and almost buried them. 'We've got to get out ofhere, now,' the Slayer ordered 'Right,' Spike said, and they both made
their way to the exit, while Tesh was trying to see something though the shower of dust and stone.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When he'd got overground, and eventually got the dust out of eyes, he noticed the tunnel was about to collapse. 'Bloody
hell... Now I gotta move again...' Buffy was nearly choking on the dust she'd breathed in, and the rest of the Scoobies came
running to help her out. 'What happened? I mean, OK, there was an earthquake, and-' Willow started babbling. Finally Spike
realized someone was missing. Tesh! Not gonna lose her again, not this time, he thought as he ran into the tunnel,down the
stairs and stopped, as he noticed he was up to his waist in the dirt. The dirt stopped falling, and he figured tonight had
to be his lucky night or something. Now that he could see something, he found Tesh at the far side of the tomb. He and Buffy
had been here often enough to find the exit without having to look for it, but Tesh- She was unconsious, and he dragged her
outside. The crypt collapsed behind him. Bloody hell... 'Who's that? Is she dead?' Xander asked. 'Of course she's dead, idiot.'
By the time she woke up, Spike had told the Scoobies who she was, where she was from, how old she was... He basically told
them everything he knew. 'What the hell happened?' she asked when she woke up. 'That was just Sunnydale saying 'hi',' the
Slayer answered.