Ok another little bit I'm putting it up as I write it. Thank you Lady Chakotay for all your encouragement!
Disclaimer: the usual paramount blah blah blah own everything blah blah blah with the exception of Phil and Lea.
We now see Harry all alone in his apartment.
Harry: so they don't believe me? Well I'll just have to make them believe me. Well time for bed.
(Harry is sitting in front of the mirror, he slowly peels off a mask to reveal-)
Kathryn and Chakotay are at his apartment.
Capt: so are we actually going to get married?
Chakotay: wait till I ask my spirit guide.
(he goes over to medicine bundle and starts meditating)
Phil (his animal guide): hi I'm Phil the Giant Bunny Rabbit Star of such fanfics as 'thank the universe Neelix is gone'….. oh it's you again I thought it was someone interesting
Chakotay: I am interesting!
Phil: yea you keep fooling yourself.
Chakotay: c'mon I need advice
Phil: what is it now? Do I have to explain the birds and the bees to you again or have you forgotten how to put on your pants yet again?
Chakotay: no Kathryn wants to get married
Phil: to you?
Chakotay: yes to me
Phil: did you tell her your secret
Chakotay: yes SHE thought it was sweet while you just laughed
Phil: well I say go for it if a woman that smart is dumb enough to marry you, you deserve her
Chakotay: thank you (runs over to hug him)
Phil: how many times do I have to tell you do not touch the fur. You touchy fur no no.
Chakotay: I'm getting married I'm getting married
Phil: maybe you should tell her that
Chakotay: oh yea. See ya Mr. Giant bunny rabbit
Phil: my name is PHIL!!!!
Chakotay: yea whatever you think yourself Mr. Giant Bunny Rabbit
Harry is creeping around outside Lea and Echeb's house watching them. His mask firmly back in place.
Harry: I have to find out how much they know. I must convince them that I am Harry Kim at least for the time being that is. Mhahahahahaha!
Lea and Echeb are inside unaware that Harry is stalking them.
Lea: so the academy says that after my class running around the campus last night after telling them to live Blink 182's reckless abandon I have to move on to Literature for a while.
Echeb: I was wondering why all these students were trying to get layed and getting wasted
Lea: I know it was fun to watch.
(Echeb gives her a look)
Lea: ok so I have a 2001 sense of humour! Shoot me!
Echeb: what book are you going to do?
Lea: Harry potter series followed by 'Fear and loathing in Los Vegas' and then 'A delusion of Satan' by Frances hill.
Echeb: that's about the Salem witch hunts
Lea: yea but the psychological reasoning for it is very relevant ot my course. So nanananaana!
Echeb: have you heard any more from B'lanna about her wanting to go back to the delta quadrant?
Lea: no I think she's given up on it. What about the Captain and Chakotay?
Echeb; it was only reasonable that they get together
Lea: stop being so tuvoky!
Harry still outside.
Harry: they seem to know nothing about my true identity. I'll leave them
A few minutes later.
Lea: is he gone?
Echeb: yes he's gone
Lea: so he doesn't know that we know who he really is?
Echeb: yea. Wait till we tell every one. I mean it should have been obvious from the start
Lea: I know it just hit me today
Echeb: we'll tell everyone tomorrow at brunch.
Lea: then we'll have to decide what to do about it.