Okay, here's the low-down

Okay, here's the low-down. We don't own any of these… never have… never will. You get the point, so just sit back and enjoy! Now, before we start our little ficcy, we should introduce you to each character and their role in this insanely pointless idea! *Ahem* We now present to you the McGundam's crew--STARRING:

Quatre Raberba Winner as the Manager of McGundam's

Heero Yuy as the Drive-thru cashier

Duo Maxwell as the Cook (aka Hamburger flipper)

Trowa Barton as the Front-counter cashier

Wufei Chang as the Janitorial staff

Zechs Merquise as the Fry "distributor" (it makes him feel more important this way)

Hilde Schbeiker as the Maintenance man…uh…I mean woman

Catherine Bloom as the Mascot

Dorothy Catalonia as the Supply/Truck driver

--Also including any other character we decide to randomly (and we mean RANDOMLY) put in here…

Now… ON WITH THE SHOW

The year is after colony 191 and the Gundam pilots have run into financial trouble (Hey! Fueling those huge tin cans of theirs must be pretty darn expensive!). With the help of Relena Peacecraft (and her HUGE bank account) the Gundam's have successful begun their own franchise, commonly known as McGundam's. Unfortunately, other people also need the financial wealth that comes with opening a successful business, and thus begins a new war.


Episode XXXX:

The Final Rivalry

*Inside a small shop lie the heroes of our peace and prosperity. Here they have found a quiet life-style to pass their time*

Quatre: DUO! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES!

DON'T REUSE ANYTHING THAT FALLS ON THE FLOOR! AND THAT INCLUDES BURGER PATTIES!

*Um…ehehe…did I say quiet?*

Wufie: (mumbling complaints to himself while mopping the floor) *Grumble, grumble* stupid job! *Grumble, grumble* stupid kid who spilt his soda! *Grumble, grumble* I think that I just won't put up the 'caution wet floor' sign! (snickers and keeps mopping)

Heero: (walks by Quatre to drive-thru window with fries in his hands) (Drops fries) (picks them up and places them in bag to give to customer)

Quatre: (staring at Heero in frustration and disgust) HEERO NOT YOU TOO!

Heero: (turns and glares at Quatre) Your stomach is weak!

Quatre: (throws down his 'manager's clipboard') THAT'S IT! ALL OF YOU HAVE TO STAY AFTER FOR AN EMPLOYEE'S MEETING TONIGHT!

All Gundams except Quatre: *GROAN*

Little boy with soda: (runs by front counter to place Wufei just mopped up) Mom! I filled your cup for…WAAAAH! (slips on wet floor, spilling the soda all over)

Quatre: (Face flushes bright red)

Wufei: (snickers) (whispers to self) Stupid kid. That'll teach him.

Quatre: (grabs front-counter microphone) WUFEI! CLEAN UP ON AISLE SIX!

Wufei: (immediately stops laughing) (grabs bucket and mop, grumbles as he walks) Stupid kid. Making me clean up that stupid aisle six…(looks perplexed) Hey! (turns to look at Quatre) Since when did we have aisles?

Quatre: (Flushes even brighter red [this time in embarrassment]) urrr…since NOW! So just SHUT UP and do what you're supposed to! (Puts hand on forehead) Man, I need some aspirin.

Heero: YOU ARE WEAK! (begins chanting phrase over and over again)

Quatre: (Picks up clipboard from floor and chucks it at Heero's head)

Heero: YOU ARE….GWAAAH! (ducks for cover, clipboard soars over Heero's head, out the drive-thru window and into a soccer mom van)

Soccer mom: Here's your 32 …*THWUNK*(falls over onto shift gear, dropping the money in the process, zooms out into intersection)

(Kids can be heard screaming "Weeeeee!!!!" )

Heero: (blinks) (honking and screeching of wheels can be heard from the intersection)…(speaks into microphone) have a nice day!

Quatre: …(blink)…(blink) WHERE'S MY THERAPIST!! (storms into bathroom not looking) …AHHH(runs out screaming with make-up accessories following him)

Wufei: (Quatre runs by him) (snickers) stupid manager! He really is weak!!!

_______ Forward to employee meeting ______

(All the Gundam boys, except Quatre and including Zechs, are lounging around in the office)

Duo: Yo Zechs! Betcha 50 bucks I can throw this pickle farther than one of your French fries!

Zechs: Your on!!!

(They both whip out their plastic, cheap sporks)

Duo: (smiles) You go first Zechs!!!

Zechs: My pleasure (puts French fry on spoon part of the spork, bends it back and let's her fly straight into Wufei)

Wufei: (looks evily at Zechs) PICK IT UP NOW!!! I'VE HAD TO PICK THEM UP ALL DAY!! AND I'M NOT DOIN IT NO MORE!!

Trowa: (looks up from the circus magazine he was reading) It's "I'm not doing it anymore!"

Wufei: SHUDDAP! (throws French fry at Trowa)

Trowa: (French fry makes contact with his head, he blinks and looks back down at magazine)

Zechs: (turns to Duo) Your turn!!

Duo: (smiles and loads his ammo onto spork) Let's get ready to rumble, Duo style!! (pulls back on spork and let's pickle fly) (chants) go go go go go!

Quatre: (walks into room as pickle flys straight into his yawning mouth) GACK! (grabs his throat and begins turning red)

Duo: -_-' eheheh! Sorry bout that Quatre!

Zechs: …does anybody notice that he's turning purple? Is that suppose to be a normal color of the facial capillaries?

Trowa: (looks up from magazine) No! (looks back down)

Quatre: (falls over unconscious, forcefully shooting the pickle from his esophagus and onto Trowa's 'McGundams shirt')

Trowa: (slams magazine on coffee table and stands up) Ok, that's it!! I can stand being pelted with French fries but a PICKLE!! THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!!

(everything goes quiet)

Trowa: (blushes and sits back down)

(everything still remains silent)

Heero: (whispering in dreamy trance)…..releeeenaaaaaa………releeeenaaa…..

Duo: (turns to the Wufei and Zechs)….did you hear something?

Heero: …releeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaa……releeenaaaaa!

Zechs: (mood shifts to anger)…grrr..who's ever talkin' bout my sista will get French fries up his-

Quatre: (suddenly jumps up to stare at Zechs) ZECHS KEEP IT CLEAN! THIS IS A FAMILY ORIENTED BUSINESS!

Duo and Zechs: (scream like little girlies, at Quatre's outburst, and jump behind the couch Trowa's sitting on)

Wufei: (surprised by Quatre's outburst, grabs mop and whacks Quatre into Trowa)

Quatre: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Trowa: (Looks up to see blonde object flying toward him) What the – (object falls on him) OUUFFFFF! (couch tilts backwards onto Duo and Zechs)

Wufei: (stares in disbelief)

Heero: …releenn…uh?? (breaks out of trance, looks around) ……..mission completed ….

TO BE CONTINUED!

Will the Gundam ever be successful in more than fighting and bickering?? Will Quatre ever get respect?? Will Wufei ever like his job?? Or will Heero ever get a grip on reality?? Find out these and more ..er maybe not!